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    \+The Devil's+/ .{Advocate}. Alaude Drenxta's Avatar
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    You guessed it right. This is the first church of KHI. We are a church dedicated to the best of the forum, and it's best members as such. Our aim is simple, to notify the people of the great gods that have thus far gone unspoken. We shall delve deeper into the gospel of these gods, and surround them with worshipers and workers. Upon it's crest shall stand five gods of great power. Beneath them will ravage the their greatest friends and allies, the workers of the church. Further below are the masses, the worshippers of the church. This church is meant not only to give hope to the members of the destitute forum, falling apart at the seams with SPAM, crap ass 'forum marriages', boring fan clubs, complete morons, and otherwise known; n00bs. We shall spiritually liberate you from these bonds of persecution and horror that have afflicted the noblest of us. Cast aside the chains that have bound you to simplicity of unguided life, and follow the five great shining stars into a future portected from sin and n00bs.


    As soon as we fill the five slots for gods, we will draw up our commandments. We expect the members of our church to uphold these commandments. Then again, the betters among the church are those who already follow these rules, we shall simply outline for all to see. :D

    If you wish to be a god, and there is an open slot, fill in this template and I'll see if you are worthy.

    Username:
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    Are you a slut?: ((simple yes or no))


    Also, if you'd like to be a priest, a preacher, a pope, a monk, a priestess, a nun; or otherwise a worker and dedicant of the church, simply post in your desired spot here, and the gods will decide your fate.


    Gods:
    TEH SECKS ((Breaking Point))
    TEH HO ((Hokage))
    Teh Munkeh Gawd ((monkeybutt))
    Teh Slut Gawd ((darky_dee4556))
    Teh Sultry Sex Monger ((The Scarecrow))


    New Gods/Gods of the New Generation:
    Teh Gawd of Lesbian Orgies ((Johnny Stooge))
    Teh Gawd of Volcanic Orgies ((Super Sonic))
    Teh Gawd of Blasphemic Sluts ((Phoenix))


    High Profile Church Members:
    High Priestess Crazy B*tch ((Princess Sakura))
    Elder Monk Zacky-Boi ((Zacdos))
    Child Touching Priest ((Twilightsora))
    Teh Hawt Nun ((Keyblade Shards))
    Sensual Papal Perv ((Morpheaus))
    Slut <3ing Pope ((VersionX))
    Naughty Nun ((.: oh_your_hot:.))
    Toddler Humping Preacher ((Prince Sasuke))
    Missionary Whore ((_riku_))
    High Pope of Carnal Lust ((squall leonhart))
    Priestess of Carnal Desire ((LuvKyou))
    Bitchy Priestess of F***titude. ((Crimson Butterfly))
    Kneeling Pastor ((GeneralChaos))
    Pimpin' Priest ((King Naruto))
    Pope BN: Denouncer of Celibacy ((Blackest Night))
    Tote Tapable Nun ((Enchanted Rose))
    Teh High Pope: Smoker of Teh Weed and Banger of Teh Hoes ((wonko the sane))
    Teh Monk of Latino Lust ((Heart's Esscence))
    Dark Priest of Black Secks ((.:KL:.))
    Priestess Shrimp Slut ((FlyingTomato1))
    Teh Secksy War Flamer ((アクラ))
    Monk of Breast Enlargement ((milkman64))



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    Default Re: The Church of Secks

    no, "BP the slut" thats a kool name

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    Default Re: The Church of Secks

    Hokage- Pervert Preacher or God.. whichever you want me at. I can work with it =D

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    Slut: Yeah, I get it from Darky xD
    Last edited by Hokage; February 20, 2006 at 01:42 AM.

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    \+The Devil's+/ .{Advocate}. Alaude Drenxta's Avatar
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    Default Re: The Church of Secks

    OMS

    Oh my self, HO iz a gawd. srsly. :/

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    Hellz Yeah ^^^^

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    Who the hell do you think I am!? Battlecry's Avatar
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    Zomg. D: Lyke, ham aye werthy?1?oneSHIFT!1secksybeast

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    Are you a slut?: lyke, toetly. *coughitsalllance'sfaultcough* =D

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    \+The Devil's+/ .{Advocate}. Alaude Drenxta's Avatar
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    Ahhh, the crazy slurt sakura. I dub thee, high priestess crazy b*tch. ((name is subject to change if you dont like it ;) ))

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    Who the hell do you think I am!? Battlecry's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Breaking Point
    Ahhh, the crazy slurt sakura. I dub thee, high priestess crazy b*tch. ((name is subject to change if you dont like it ;) ))
    Naw, 'tis okay, my dear sir. I am one crazy biznitch. :/

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    Default Re: The Church of Secks

    Why the hell not. XP I may regret this later, but...meh. XD It's not later now. ^_^

    DOn't expect a lot of churchly behaviour from me though.

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    tsk tsk Zacky, I'd hope for more fulfilling promises but, I liked your second wave answer. Besides, if you act all christian churchly like, we'll have to burn thee in secksual effigy. Blasphemy is not allowed in this church. :)

    TEH GAWDZ SHALL SMOKETH THEE LYK A BLUNT!!~~ THOUGH HAST BEEN WARNED


    I dub thee, Elder Monk Zacky-boi =D

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    I'm back? Maybe. TwilightSora's Avatar
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    Default Re: The Church of Secks

    What the hell...

    Username: TwilightSora
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    The pedophilic priest or pope, does not matter. I shall still smite all whom disobey me.

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    Bow to your Monkey King!

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    So Bored. =3


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    \+The Devil's+/ .{Advocate}. Alaude Drenxta's Avatar
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    o-o

    dis is gettin kinkeh =D

    TS, you are now, Child Touching Priest


    Oh my self, tiz munkehz arse, Teh Munkeh Gawd

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    PRECIOUS FAIRY VAGINA
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    Username: VersionX
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    Read it, eat it, love it.

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    Sweet! I'm old! XDDDD

    Hmmm..........effigies, eh? Sounds like some sacraligious fun. XD

 

 
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