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    Traitor of KHInsider.com Xickin's Avatar
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    Default The One-Liners Thread

    As the title says, this is a thread where you can vent all of those awesome one liners or little dialogues you think of throughout the day everyday (You know you do it). Regardless of what it is, so long as it's cool, emotional, or meaningful (or maybe even just a passerby thought) it is welcome here!
    Comment on the quote above you and give it a score out of 10. Give some constructive criticism if you want.

    I'll go first:

    "Most people care about what others think of them, I don't.
    Because I have a job, one that needs to be done.
    The world won't break itself."

    FYI I TOTALLY care about what people think about me.
       

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    Default Re: The One-Liners Thread

    Neat idea!

    8/10, needed to be punnier :P

    I recently started a D&D campaign with a group of friends from High School, and my character has become famous for making a new pun after every kill. One time I killed a guy point blank range with my Longbow, and my character said this, stone-faced and menacingly:

    "I used to try to kill Dragonborn Rangers, but then I took an arrow to the knee." I was pretty satisfied with the outcome of that pun, but my DM gave me disadvantage for my next turn since he hated my puns so much xD

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    Default Re: The One-Liners Thread

    cocaine

    they said i'd never grow a pair... that's why i bought a pear tree

    why did the chicken cross the road? because it crossed him.

    most people can finish a sentence, i am not most people.

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    Default Re: The One-Liners Thread

    1. Not sure what that is.
    2. That's pretty funny
    3. Now THAT is epic. Taking an old but well known joke and changing the wording around to make it sound dramatic and serious? Yes!
    4. I kind of feel bad for a guy that can't finish a sen-

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    Default Re: The One-Liners Thread

    don't dish it out if you can't take it

    assumptions are humankind's worst mistake

    fair enough

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    Default Re: The One-Liners Thread

    No jumpin in the sewer

    Grass tastes bad

    Uh oh burger time

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    Default Re: The One-Liners Thread

    10/10

    Lich mein arse Captain Farce

    First they're sour, then you taste blood

    Well, diddly ME in the nards with a rubber chicken

    Catchy toon, Looney goon

    Oh, what the Bonkers!

    Wow those were bad

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    Default Re: The One-Liners Thread

    dont you dare fall in love with me, hitler

    when the going gets tough, i eat more rufcheesee

    [anakin in high heels on a trampoline] what now obi bitch

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    Default Re: The One-Liners Thread

    "Trapped? I don't remember saying I wanted to leave"

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    Default Re: The One-Liners Thread

    "Ignoring the problem is approving the problem."

 

 

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