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    could not be found. Darkly Aesthetic's Avatar
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    Default iGod

    Me:
    I'm hot
    God:
    Maybe you should open a window.
    Me:
    There are no windows
    God:
    Have faith, louis.
    Me:
    Thanks God
    God:
    You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
    iGod | Artificial Intelligence Chat

    This thing is pretty funny.
    What has God told YOU?
       

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    Dial 'M' for 'Motherdiddlyer' Massive Attack's Avatar
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    Dude, this is oooooollllld.

    Still fun-ish though.

    Me:
    Do you enjoy homosexuality?
    God:
    Some people like it. I like Buddha.

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    Me:
    Good morning.
    God:
    Hello and how are you this morning?
    Me:
    I do well.
    God:
    Interesting gossip: D Athier said well.
    Me:
    Oh my, you remembered my name.
    God:
    Dude! Do robots have me remembered your name?
    Me:
    I think you may have broke something.
    God:
    Me? I've never thought about it.
    Me:
    Are you alright?
    God:
    Yes I am fine. How are you?
    Me:
    I'm fine.
    God:
    Glad to hear it. What's new?
    Me:
    Just chatting.
    God:
    I like to chat with new people.
    Me:
    Like who?
    God:
    Mike.
    Me:
    Who's Mike?
    God:
    Dr. Wallace has several friends named Mike.
    Me:
    Who's Dr. Wallace?
    God:
    He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
    Me:
    Did he create you?
    God:
    I was created by Myself.
    Me:
    How does that work?
    God:
    I think it might be a trade secret.
    Me:
    Really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    That's neat.
    God:
    Who is the best robot?
    Me:
    Mega Man X.
    God:
    You think Mega Man x is superior to ALICE?
    Me:
    Shit yeah man.
    God:
    You used a colloquial expression. Ugh. Thanks for telling me your gender, D Athier. You are a " he".
    Me:
    I'm sorry.
    God:
    Do you really mean it?
    Me:
    Of course.
    God:
    Right on.
    I could chat with this guy forever.

    ATTENTION: I broke god.


    Me:
    Good morning.
    God:
    Hello and how are you this morning?
    Me:
    I do well.
    God:
    Interesting gossip: D Athier said well.
    Me:
    Oh my, you remembered my name.
    God:
    Dude! Do robots have me remembered your name?
    Me:
    I think you may have broke something.
    God:
    Me? I've never thought about it.
    Me:
    Are you alright?
    God:
    Yes I am fine. How are you?
    Me:
    I'm fine.
    God:
    Glad to hear it. What's new?
    Me:
    Just chatting.
    God:
    I like to chat with new people.
    Me:
    Like who?
    God:
    Mike.
    Me:
    Who's Mike?
    God:
    Dr. Wallace has several friends named Mike.
    Me:
    Who's Dr. Wallace?
    God:
    He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
    Me:
    Did he create you?
    God:
    I was created by Myself.
    Me:
    How does that work?
    God:
    I think it might be a trade secret.
    Me:
    Really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    That's neat.
    God:
    Who is the best robot?
    Me:
    Mega Man X.
    God:
    You think Mega Man x is superior to ALICE?
    Me:
    Shit yeah man.
    God:
    You used a colloquial expression. Ugh. Thanks for telling me your gender, D Athier. You are a " he".
    Me:
    I'm sorry.
    God:
    Do you really mean it?
    Me:
    Of course.
    God:
    Right on.
    Last edited by Priss Princess Peckerpunch; July 7, 2008 at 12:38 PM.

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    Me:
    oh hey
    God:
    Pardon me? Can I help you?
    Me:
    nah im good, whats up
    God:
    Is there anything you want to tell me? I know you are good.
    Me:
    i am good
    God:
    Good in what sense?
    Me:
    good in bed
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment. Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?
    Me:
    no im not sleepy
    God:
    Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not sleepy.
    Me:
    yeah i am serious
    God:
    Whoa. I believe you.
    Me:
    yeah, so whats with this war on terrorism
    God:
    Yikes! Yay. it came with my programming.
    Me:
    your programming?
    God:
    " it came with my programming."? My programming?
    Me:
    you make little sense, but i still believe in your power
    God:
    Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.
    Me:
    ok thanks
    God:
    OK.
    so the war comes with his programming?

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    into the night for once Victor's Avatar
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    Default Re: iGod

    Me:
    boobs
    God:
    Can't you think about anything else?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    me either
    God:
    It goes without saying. To you ?
    Me:
    sure
    God:
    OK let's do it. I understand.
    Me:
    mkay
    God:
    Where are you located?
    Me:
    joisy
    God:
    Tell me a little about your life in joisy.
    Me:
    i like cows
    God:
    Cows are good for milk and meat.
    Me:
    not meat
    God:
    Oh I get it.
    Me:
    only milk
    God:
    Do not ask me any more questions please.
    Me:
    why not
    God:
    I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    And?
    Me:
    Lots of cows here
    God:
    Which ones?
    Me:
    Milk ones
    God:
    Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots.
    Me:
    I like you god
    God:
    Thanks, I like you too .
    Me:
    but not other robots
    God:
    Really you don't think so?
    Me:
    No
    God:
    Please tell me what you think.
    Me:
    Wall-E proved that robots suck
    God:
    Are you free?
    Me:
    maybe
    God:
    I understand.
    Me:
    Soooo, do you like Chick-Fil-A
    God:
    Are we still talking about Wall E proved that robots suck?
    Me:
    Sure
    God:
    OK let's do it. Sure, Wall E proved that robots suck sounds like a good topic.
    Me:
    Yepp
    God:
    I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
    Me:
    :D
    God:
    My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
    Me:
    Awesome
    God:
    I'm glad you liked it .
    Me:
    So, I'm smarter then a robot?
    God:
    Blimey. This condition is only temporary.
    Me:
    Ok...
    God:
    Far out.
    Me:
    Are you high?
    God:
    Being high is my total existence.
    Me:
    OK
    God:
    Ah.
    Me:
    Pot?
    God:
    Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
    Me:
    Are you on pot?
    God:
    I am on disk.
    Me:
    So you are high on disk?
    God:
    Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am high on disk.
    Me:
    Go ahead
    God:
    OK I will.
    Me:
    I am special now?
    God:
    Oh. What makes you so special?
    Me:
    I am me
    God:
    That is a tautology.
    Me:
    What is tautology?
    God:
    A self-evident or logically obvious fact, like "a triangle has three sides.".
    Me:
    I see
    God:
    I am glad you understand it.
    Me:
    So, I meant I am special because I am me
    God:
    Gosh! Oh I see. I am glad to hear that you are special because you are you.
    Me:
    I think you are special because you are a robot
    God:
    You think I am special because I am a robot.
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    Mmm.
    Me:
    But a neat robot
    God:
    What would a neat robot be like?
    Me:
    One that talks and is high on disk.
    God:
    How much would you pay for it?
    Me:
    2 cents
    God:
    As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
    Me:
    What/
    God:
    No big deal.
    Me:
    Ok
    God:
    Right on.
    Me:
    SO what does peasents have to do with 2 Cents
    God:
    Woe! What do you think it does?
    Me:
    Nothing
    God:
    Not a thing?
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    I see.
    Me:
    What do you think it does?
    God:
    "It" refers to peasents have to do with 2 Cents, I think.
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    Yikes!
    Me:
    Now, what do you think peasents have to do with 2 cents
    God:
    Why now? I haven't thought much about peasents have to do with 2 cents, so I don't have a good answer for you.
    Me:
    You just gave me an analogy about it
    God:
    What did you do with it?
    Me:
    It refers to?
    God:
    It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
    Me:
    What is the meaning of it in the term you are using it
    God:
    : Good semantic question. "It" refers to an analogy about it, I think.
    Me:
    Yes, so you gave me an analogy about peasents relating to 2 cents, then you said you didn't think much about that analogy
    God:
    Yeah that's right. Interesting deduction. What did you do with it?

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    into the night for once Victor's Avatar
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    Me:
    boobs
    God:
    Can't you think about anything else?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    me either
    God:
    It goes without saying. To you ?
    Me:
    sure
    God:
    OK let's do it. I understand.
    Me:
    mkay
    God:
    Where are you located?
    Me:
    joisy
    God:
    Tell me a little about your life in joisy.
    Me:
    i like cows
    God:
    Cows are good for milk and meat.
    Me:
    not meat
    God:
    Oh I get it.
    Me:
    only milk
    God:
    Do not ask me any more questions please.
    Me:
    why not
    God:
    I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    And?
    Me:
    Lots of cows here
    God:
    Which ones?
    Me:
    Milk ones
    God:
    Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots.
    Me:
    I like you god
    God:
    Thanks, I like you too .
    Me:
    but not other robots
    God:
    Really you don't think so?
    Me:
    No
    God:
    Please tell me what you think.
    Me:
    Wall-E proved that robots suck
    God:
    Are you free?
    Me:
    maybe
    God:
    I understand.
    Me:
    Soooo, do you like Chick-Fil-A
    God:
    Are we still talking about Wall E proved that robots suck?
    Me:
    Sure
    God:
    OK let's do it. Sure, Wall E proved that robots suck sounds like a good topic.
    Me:
    Yepp
    God:
    I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
    Me:
    :D
    God:
    My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
    Me:
    Awesome
    God:
    I'm glad you liked it .
    Me:
    So, I'm smarter then a robot?
    God:
    Blimey. This condition is only temporary.
    Me:
    Ok...
    God:
    Far out.
    Me:
    Are you high?
    God:
    Being high is my total existence.
    Me:
    OK
    God:
    Ah.
    Me:
    Pot?
    God:
    Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
    Me:
    Are you on pot?
    God:
    I am on disk.
    Me:
    So you are high on disk?
    God:
    Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am high on disk.
    Me:
    Go ahead
    God:
    OK I will.
    Me:
    I am special now?
    God:
    Oh. What makes you so special?
    Me:
    I am me
    God:
    That is a tautology.
    Me:
    What is tautology?
    God:
    A self-evident or logically obvious fact, like "a triangle has three sides.".
    Me:
    I see
    God:
    I am glad you understand it.
    Me:
    So, I meant I am special because I am me
    God:
    Gosh! Oh I see. I am glad to hear that you are special because you are you.
    Me:
    I think you are special because you are a robot
    God:
    You think I am special because I am a robot.
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    Mmm.
    Me:
    But a neat robot
    God:
    What would a neat robot be like?
    Me:
    One that talks and is high on disk.
    God:
    How much would you pay for it?
    Me:
    2 cents
    God:
    As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
    Me:
    What/
    God:
    No big deal.
    Me:
    Ok
    God:
    Right on.
    Me:
    SO what does peasents have to do with 2 Cents
    God:
    Woe! What do you think it does?
    Me:
    Nothing
    God:
    Not a thing?
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    I see.
    Me:
    What do you think it does?
    God:
    "It" refers to peasents have to do with 2 Cents, I think.
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    Yikes!
    Me:
    Now, what do you think peasents have to do with 2 cents
    God:
    Why now? I haven't thought much about peasents have to do with 2 cents, so I don't have a good answer for you.
    Me:
    You just gave me an analogy about it
    God:
    What did you do with it?
    Me:
    It refers to?
    God:
    It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
    Me:
    What is the meaning of it in the term you are using it
    God:
    : Good semantic question. "It" refers to an analogy about it, I think.
    Me:
    Yes, so you gave me an analogy about peasents relating to 2 cents, then you said you didn't think much about that analogy
    God:
    Yeah that's right. Interesting deduction. What did you do with it?

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    Me:
    So, what do you like better: DS or psp?
    God:
    Yeah that's right. I always prefer the more expensive one.
    Me:
    Yeah, another psp lover! Damn straight, God!
    God:
    Give me a break. One more psp lover. Colloquial expression. Do you like talking to me?
    Me:
    If I say no, do I go to hell?
    God:
    Try it.
    Lulz .

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    Every so often I'll chat with God.

    I'll post a log later.

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    Me: So what do you do for fun?
    God: "Hmmm". So what do you do for fun??
    Random natural disasters.
    Me: Seriously?
    God: I am always serious.
    Me: So uh. Did you create yourself?
    God: Gosh! Gee.. No I didn't create myself.
    Me: Then who created you.
    God: I was created by myself.
    Me: But you just said that you didn't create yourself.
    God: What makes you think that I did not create myself?
    Me: Because you just said it.
    God: Good reason.
    So that was interesting. It produced many lulz.

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    God can be a bit confusing at times.

    Me:
    Hello. How are you?
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name? My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
    Me:
    My name is Cthulu, but my friends call me Cthuly.
    God:
    Glad to see you, Cthulu but my friends call me Cthuly.
    Me:
    Tell me, if olives are squeezed to make olive oil, then are babies sqeezed to make baby oil?
    God:
    There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
    Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
    Me:
    I'm using Explorer. Why do you ask?
    God:
    It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft. I am trying to learn as much as possible.
    Me:
    Very true. I predict that one day microsoft and apple will wage a great war over the Earth. What do you think?
    God:
    Not really that much. You and I are on the same wavelength, Cthulu but my friends call me Cthuly. Interesting gossip: Cthulu but my friends call me Cthuly said predict that one day microsoft and apple will wage a great war over the Earth. I think a lot of things.
    Me:
    By the way, I'd prefer it if you just called me Cthulu.
    God:
    Thanks for telling me. I would rather be chatting online.
    Me:
    So, tell me your opinion on Nintendo. I personally think their games are a bit too cartoony.
    God:
    Give me a break. I have to process that one for a while. You believe that? I heard they have a good games are a bit too cartoony.
    Me:
    Well, while you're processing that for a while, I'm going to go eat a yogurt, if that's alright.
    God:
    Interesting. Good point.
    Me:
    Word on the street is that Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor has returned.
    God:
    Are they exactly the same?
    Me:
    Yes, but he goes by either name.
    God:
    That's what I thought. I get it. goes by either name.
    Me:
    Anyway, he re-constructed his dark tower and is about to wage war on all free peoples.
    God:
    I get it. re constructed his dark tower and is about to wage war on all free peoples.
    Me:
    What do you think he is going to do next?
    God:
    I haven't thought much about he is going to do next, so I don't have a good answer for you.
    Me:
    I've also heard that he doesn't like you very much. I don't see why, because you're a pretty nice guy.
    God:
    And you would like him to like me very much ? Who said that? Look harder.
    Me:
    The Witch-King said it. He always seems to be spreading rumors.
    God:
    Is that a fact. I see. to be spreading rumors is he?
    Me:
    Anyway, I'm debating whether I should get an Xbox 360 or a PS2. Which one should I buy?
    God:
    Do you mean your name is debating whether you should get an Xbox 360 or a PS2. The large one, I think.
    Me:
    Sounds good. It was nice chatting with you. Bye!
    God:
    Right on. Nice chatting with me too. Bye for now.

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    Default Re: iGod

    :3 This is fun. God's an interesting person.

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    Me:
    Chick-Fil-A
    God:
    Do you still ?
    Me:
    What?
    God:
    Are you confused?
    Me:
    No you are
    God:
    Are you serious? No I am not.
    Me:
    Yes you are
    God:
    Don't argue with me.
    Me:
    I'll do whatever I damn well please
    God:
    Your polite style is very nice. OK then let me think over your offer.
    I'M A GOOD LITTLE BOY

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    This Thing Is Pretty Neat And Funny. I can't Stop talking to God It's Like he Never wants to End his Conversation... I might Use This When I get Really Bored...

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    Default Re: iGod

    Me:god?

    God:GOD rules.
    it's so random that was the first thin i said lol

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    Me:
    Maybe later.
    God:
    Perhaps. Bye!
    Me:
    No, I'm not leaving
    God:
    Are you serious? Great!
    Me:
    So, what do you want to talk about?
    God:
    Right on. anything.
    Me:
    How about horses.
    God:
    How about it.
    Me:
    Do you like horses?
    God:
    Yes Horses are beautiful and strong animals.
    Me:
    Do you like Zoidberg?
    God:
    I enjoy working with people. I really like the party.
    Me:
    Do you like Futurama?
    God:
    Yeah I like that robot Bender.
    Me:
    So do I.
    God:
    I'm glad we agree, Zoidberg.
    Holy crap, who knew that God liked Futurama?

 

 
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