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    High Priest of Sloanism Blackest Night's Avatar
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    Default BN Rant 2.0! Huzzah!


    All BN rants from this point on shall have my seal of approval. ^_^

    I have free time right now and I figured I'd invest it into something productive. However, I ended up doing this. Sloan be praised!

    1. To all of you idiots out there in intarwebz land. My avatar is NOT my picture. I repeat, my avatar is NOT my picture. It is Ed Sloan of Crossfade. If yu knew anythign about me, you would know why I have that there. If I looked like Ed Sloan, I would not be spending my summer mornings and late nights on a forum.

    This is me.
    See the difference?

    2. Pepsi owns your soul. It is delicious and MUCH better than Coke. Coke is the milk of the infidel.

    3. Absolutely no online or long distance relationship is a serious relationship. If you believe you are having a serious relationship during one of these, I suggest you receive a gunshot wound to the face because you are an idiot.

    In a related matter, I shall voice my opinion on those who marry their high school sweethearts. It is adorable, yes. It is also the worst move of your life. Are you aware of the number of potential betters there are in the world? That high school sweetheart of yours is going to be waking up to you for the next 50 years. Eventually, she's not going to be "cute" anymore.

    4. Sloan owns you

    5. It is my opinion that Bill Clinton is among the finest presidents ever to grace the United States. Mr. Clinton made the presidency fun again. He let it be known that you can have a widely publicized sex scandal in the highest position in the world and STILL manage to come out of it smelling like roses. I tip my hat to you, Mr. Clinton and may Sloan continue to bless you and your secks.

    6. V for Vendetta is an incredible movie. For all you morons out there who cannot manage a "suspension of disbelief", I suggest that you kindly jump off the nearest cliff. It is a well written movie with marvelous visual scenes. The Valerie sequence ranks among my top movie moments.

    7. A list of things I either do not like, hate or despise their very existence:

    A)Coke
    B) Bible Thumpers
    C) N00bs
    D) Those who blaspheme against Crossfade.
    E) Pretentious jerks who have no reason to be a pretentious jerk.
    F) Emo bands, people, movies, songs, so forth.
    G) "Punk" bands such as Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, etc. WHen you are 35 or older and your voice sounds like a prepubescent girl with helium, it is time you exit the music business.
    H) Kikyowhereareu
    I) Soradude
    J) AngelofDestiny, simply because I remember her actions and attitude all too well.
    K) Alphabetical lists of things I do not like, hate or despise.
    L) L337sp34k LAWLZ
    There are more, but I am eager to move onto other points.

    8) Mario is a communist. http://www.aethiamud.org/communist_mario/ There is your proof.

    9) Link is a Nazi. He is a blond haired, blue eyed Aryan dream who constantly saves a blonde haired, blue eyed princess from dark-skinned, red-haired, big-nosed bad guys. In Hylian mythology, the Hylians served a "greater purpose" as the messengers of the Gods, because their pointed ears allowed them greater hearing, effectively placing the blonde-haired, blue-eyed Hylians above the normal humans.

    10) Dora the Explorer is an idiotic child who wanders the woods and wilds without any form of parental supervision and speaks to smiling, inanimate objects with the help of her shoe-wearing, multi-lingual purple monkey. I smell acid trip.

    That is it for now, dearies.
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    I share this account w/ my mom lmao Chris's Avatar
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    10) Dora the Explorer is an idiotic child who wanders the woods and wilds without any form of parental supervision and speks to smiling, inaminate objects with the help of her shoe-wearing, multi-lingual purple monkey. I smell acid trip.
    Aw hell yea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackest Night View Post
    10) Dora the Explorer is an idiotic child who wanders the woods and wilds without any form of parental supervision and speks to smiling, inaminate objects with the help of her shoe-wearing, multi-lingual purple monkey. I smell acid trip.
    You forget the part where Dora is always asking the viewer to do stuff for her. This implies that she is a lazy Mexican; ergo, the show is racist.

    All-in-all, very nice rant.

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    Default Re: BN Rant 2.0! Huzzah!

    BN Rant 2.0! Huzzah!
    Woot!

    2. Pepsi owns your soul. It is delicious and MUCH better than Coke. Coke is the milk of the infidel.
    Sorry BN, but Coke has a classical, more original taste than pepsi IMO.

    H) Kikyowhereareu
    Thanks you.

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    1. To all of you idiots out there in intarwebz land. My avatar is NOT my picture. I repeat, my avatar is NOT my picture. It is Ed Sloan of Crossfade. If yu knew anythign about me, you would know why I have that there. If I looked like Ed Sloan, I would not be spending my summer mornings and late nights on a forum.
    *you
    *anything

    Now, I'm sure you wished you did though. =D

    2. Pepsi owns your soul. It is delicious and MUCH better than Coke. Coke is the milk of the infidel.
    h00 kars?

    3. Absolutely no online or long distance relationship is a serious relationship. If you eleive you are having a serious relationship during one of these, I suggest you receive a gunshot wound to the face because you are an idiot.
    srsly? U no dat? FUNNEH.

    5. It is my opinion that Bill Clinton is among the finest presidents ever to grace the United States. Mr. Clinton made the presidency fun again. He let it be known that you can have a widely publicized sex scandal in the highest position in the world and STILL manage to come out of it smelling like roses. I tip my hat to you, Mr. Clinton and may Sloan continue to bless you and your secks.
    Damn right.

    6. V for Vendetta is an incredible movie. For all you morons out there who cannot manage a "suspension of disbelief", I suggest that you kindly jump off the nearest cliff. It is a well written movie with marvelous visual scenes. The Valerie sequence ranks among my top movie moments
    It sucked.

    . A list of things I either do not like, hate or despise their very existence:
    ~concurred

    9) Link is a Nazi.
    We know.

    10) Dora the Explorer is an idiotic child who wanders the woods and wilds without any form of parental supervision and speks to smiling, inaminate objects with the help of her shoe-wearing, multi-lingual purple monkey. I smell acid trip.
    I was thinking shrooms but that works too. =D


    All around, nice job. A few more grammatical inefficiences than last time.

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    BN...to put this bluntly....I love you.

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    Aww I love you too, CB. As for the rest of you, thank you for your comments and burn for your grammar corrections.

    V for Vendetta is an awesome movie, BP. Do not hate its "awesomeness."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breaking Point View Post



    It sucked.
    Don't be hating. It's a quality film that brings out the true poison that is the government.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackest Night
    10) Dora the Explorer is an idiotic child who wanders the woods and wilds without any form of parental supervision and speks to smiling, inaminate objects with the help of her shoe-wearing, multi-lingual purple monkey. I smell acid trip.
    Watch an episode of PeeWee's Playhouse and realize it was designed for children. Electronically transmitted acid, FTW.

    Quote Originally Posted by BP
    It sucked.
    Now, the question is.. What did it suck? I liked it, but I still prefer the graphic novel.


    ...Why am I not on this list? Oh well, nonetheless, I'll have to agree with this.

    HAIL HYRULE!

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    I can hate all I want. XD

    I didn't like the movie, so it sucked. Don't be hatin' :p

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    BLASPHEMER! MAY THE HIGHER POWERS OF HYRULE REIN FIRE AND BRIMSTONE DOWN UPON YOUR HEATHEN SOUL! THE SEAS WILL BOIL! THE SUN WILL GO BLACK! THE MOON WILL GLOW BLOOD RED! ALL FOR YOUR DEMISE!

    Just kidding, you're terrific.

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    Nazi

    win <3 XD

    The movie still bites though .-.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackest Night View Post
    2. Pepsi owns your soul. It is delicious and MUCH better than Coke. Coke is the milk of the infidel.
    i second that

    Quote Originally Posted by Blackest Night View Post
    3. Absolutely no online or long distance relationship is a serious relationship. If you believe you are having a serious relationship during one of these, I suggest you receive a gunshot wound to the face because you are an idiot.
    i second that

    Quote Originally Posted by Blackest Night View Post
    In a related matter, I shall voice my opinion on those who marry their college sweethearts. It is adorable, yes. It is also the worst move of your life. Are you aware of the number of potential betters there are in the world? That high school sweetheart of yours is going to be waking up to you for the next 50 years. Eventually, she's not going to be "cute" anymore.
    i second that

    Quote Originally Posted by Blackest Night View Post
    It is my opinion that Bill Clinton is among the finest presidents ever to grace the United States. Mr. Clinton made the presidency fun again. He let it be known that you can have a widely publicized sex scandal in the highest position in the world and STILL manage to come out of it smelling like roses. I tip my hat to you, Mr. Clinton and may Sloan continue to bless you and your secks.
    AND I SECOND THAT TOO. notice how the country was in pretty good shape with clinton. now look at bush. NOT LOOKING TOO GOOD NOW, ARE WE?!?!?. dammit.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blackest Night View Post
    "Punk" bands such as Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, etc. WHen you are 35 or older and your voice sounds like a prepubescent girl with helium, it is time you exit the music business.
    yes. down with them all.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blackest Night View Post
    L337sp34k LAWLZ
    dont even get me started on that

    Quote Originally Posted by Blackest Night View Post
    Dora the Explorer is an idiotic child who wanders the woods and wilds without any form of parental supervision and speks to smiling, inaminate objects with the help of her shoe-wearing, multi-lingual purple monkey. I smell acid trip.
    quite true. heh.

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    So, in short Xiao;

    BN is right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breaking Point View Post
    So, in short Xiao;

    BN is right.
    Pretty much.

    filleromgwtflol

 

 
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