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    that's when we'll explode Wallflower's Avatar
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    Default I need an apprentice.

    Much like Acid's thread, I want an apprentice.

    You must be:
    -Fit for the job
    -Be able to follow my orders, quick as they may come
    -Flexible... ;)
    -Umm.... Yeah.

    Okay. Sign ups are here.
       

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    Default Re: I need an apprentice.

    I wanna be the almighty Meluhn's Appretence!! pick me please!!!

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    I Do Phoenix. quitejaded's Avatar
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    Default Re: I need an apprentice.

    I can put my legs behind my head. Hm?

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    that's when we'll explode Wallflower's Avatar
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    Default Re: I need an apprentice.

    Ooh, Kinky. =D

    Meh, More sign-ups, pwease. Maybe by second page I'll choose one.

    By the way, the one I choose is gonna get a Userbar. =D

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    Default Re: I need an apprentice.

    PLEASE pick me!!! I'm not a premium member, you are..SEE? rightthere..I'm perfect for the job!!!

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    Default Re: I need an apprentice.

    Are there any rewards for becoming your apprentice? Basically, I want to know what's in it for me.

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    I share this account w/ my mom lmao Chris's Avatar
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    Default Re: I need an apprentice.

    Oh. NOFUXNWAY!!!11!!! I can be your apprentice, follow you around, steal your catchphrases...


    and basically tell you how much you pwn in return for bumming more phrases off you?

    D:?



    PICKME PLZ LAWL K THX!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:?

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    that's when we'll explode Wallflower's Avatar
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    Default Re: I need an apprentice.

    ER, you get the satisfaction of knowing you're gonna be the Great Meluhns's apprentice, the greatest joy in the world.

    There's also a large amount of complimentary Watermelon if you do get chosen. Liek, piles of the stuff. You get a special 'no-flaming' agreement by me, thus stating that if you do anything silly, I will not rape you with flames, and you get a nifty userbar. Sounds good, dunnit?

 

 

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