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    Premium member letsplaycroquet's Avatar
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    THERE WAS A BOY...WHO WAS 18

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    WHO WANTED THIS GIRL BACK

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    WHO WAS 15...

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    BUT HE DiDN'T kNOW WHAT TO DO...

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    SO HE SAiD...

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    SHOULD i TALK TO HER?...

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    OR...

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    SHOULD i JUST GIVE UP AND END LIFE RIGHT NOW

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    BUT THEN HE DECiDED TO TALK TO HER...

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    AND SO THEY TALKED...


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    BOY - HEY

    GURL - Hi

    BOY - WHAT R U DOiN?

    GURL - NOTHiN'

    BOY - SO DO U HAVE A BOYFRiEND NOW?

    GURL - NO

    BOY - I STILL REALLY DO LIKE YOU ALOT AND I WANT YOU BACK

    GURL - I DONT LIKE YOU LIKE THAT ANYMORE

    BOY - OHH...OK

    GURL - ARE YOU MAD

    BOY - NO

    GURL - OK


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    THEN HE LEFT...

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    AND WENT HOME...

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    AND FOUND A GUN iN HiS DADS DRAWER...

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    THEN BEFORE HE WANTED TO KILL HIMSELF HE SAiD...

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    "GOD LET ME DiE FAST AND EASY"...

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    THEN HE HEARD A VOiCE THAT SOUNDED LiKE GOD...


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    GOD - DON'T DO iT'S NOT WORTH iT!

    BOY - YES iT iS SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME

    GOD - YES SHE DOES

    BOY DROPS THE GUN AND SAYS:

    "HOW DO U KNOW?"

    GOD - BECAUSE iM GOD



    AND FADED AWAY...



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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BUT THE BOY DiD NOT BELiEVE iT...



    SO HE PiCKED UP THE GUN AND...



    HEARD A VOiCE AGAiN AND SAID:



    "STOP LYiNG TO ME" AND SHOT THE GUN AT THE VOiCE...



    BUT WHEN HE LOOKED HE SAW THE GURL OF HiS DREAMS DEAD...



    HE HAD KiLLED THE GURL...



    AND THE GURL HAD CAME TO HiS HOUSE TO TELL HiM THAT SHE WANTED HIM BACK TO..



    AND HE SAiD:



    "HOW...HOW...HOW COU...COUL....COULD...i , baby im sorry!"



    AND THEN HiS DAD CAME iN AND ASKED "WHAT HAPPENED?"



    AND THE BOY SAiD:



    I...I...KiLLED...HER...



    THEN THE BOY PiCKED UP THE GUN AND KiLLED HiMSELF...

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




    iF U LOVE SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT U WOULD DiE FOR THEM REPOST THiS SAYiNG "baby I'm sorry" AND UR LOVE WiLL CALL U OR TALK TO U ONLiNE...



    P.S. DON'T iGNORE THIS
    18 year old dating a 15 year old? lmao.
       

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    I share this account w/ my mom lmao Chris's Avatar
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    I have blocked over 20 of the preps in my school for posting those gay bulletins.

    REPOST THIS OR A MAN WILL RAPE UR SISTER AND HAVE A FISH EAT YOUR TEETH K?

    IF YOU REPOST THIS UR CRUSH WILL ASK U OUT!

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    Those things are so stupid, its funny XD

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    i HATE iT WHEN PEOPLE LEAVE EVERYTHiNG CAPiTALiZED, EXCEPT FOR THEiR i'S, AND TYPE LiKE THAT ON A REGULAR BASiS.

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    MY SiSTER DOES iT A LOT BECAUSE SHE'S A TYPICAL TWELVE YEAR OLD PREP.

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    i HATE iT WHEN PEOPLE PULL THiS BULLSHIT OFF! THAT'S WHY i DON'T GO TO MYSPACE, iT'S BECAUSE OF THiS SHiT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vista
    MY SiSTER DOES iT A LOT BECAUSE SHE'S A TYPICAL TWELVE YEAR OLD PREP.
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    i THiNK i SHOULD JUST DELETE MY MYSPACE LOL

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    LMAO THAT GiRL GOT PWNED.

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    ****iNG EMO PHAGZ. LOLOLZ

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    Those are goddamn idiots. Luckily I don't get that damn stuff on MySpace. If anyone actually believes that I feel sorry for them. Pathetic morons. And why IS an 18 year old dating a 15 year old?

    I know one thing, if an 18 year old guy was even near my daughter, I WOULD shoot him.

    But the girl DID get owned. I can't even believe a girl would go for such a weak guy. He acted like a complete ass. To kill himself over a girl? God.... kids these days and their suicidal urges. Pathetic self-loathing twits....

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    I really don't like those things when some random people form my school sent me them I had to delete because it makes no sense reading them because stuff like that has never happened to me and it never will and if you show it to little kids they might have ideas of doing what it says.

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    REALLY stupid kids.......

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    I lol'd.
    Funny story, especially with the God touch added in.

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    Shit like this is one of the many reasons that myspace is completely sucky. It phails almost as hard as kikyo...

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    ....................................lolz

 

 
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