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    Prince_of_Light
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    Default The Official Yo Mama Joke Thread

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    Nothing overly obscene.

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    My first will be one of my better ones.

    Yo mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 5 minutes of the show!
       

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    Vincent Valentine
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    Default Re: The Official Yo Mama Joke Thread

    Yo' mamma's so stupid she slept with yo' daddy!

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    Prince_of_Light
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    Default Re: The Official Yo Mama Joke Thread

    Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy take her to work so he don't have to kiss her goodbye.

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    Vincent Valentine
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    yo mama so ugly the circuis pays her to show up

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    Prince_of_Light
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    Yo mama's so short, she took a suicide jump off the curb.

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    Default Re: The Official Yo Mama Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Vincent Valentine
    Yo' mamma's so stupid she slept with yo' daddy!
    That wuz the dumbest joke ever >>


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    Yo mama so fat her stretch marks spell her name Big Bitch.

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    Default Re: The Official Yo Mama Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by .:KL:.
    That wuz the dumbest joke ever >>


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    Yo mama so fat her stretch marks spell her name Big Bitch.
    Were you talking about your one?

    Yo mama so old in school she sat next to jesus.

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    Default Re: The Official Yo Mama Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Super Sonic
    Were you talking about your one?

    Yo mama so old in school she sat next to jesus.
    No...but just like the mama ur joke is old. j/k >>:

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    Prince_of_Light
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    Yo mama's cookin is so bad, all the flies pitched in to shut the kitchen window.

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    Yo mama so fat, when she walked on the scale it said to be continued .

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    Default Re: The Official Yo Mama Joke Thread

    lol

    ur mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

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    Default Re: The Official Yo Mama Joke Thread

    Heh..

    You mama is so fat, she got hit be a car and said " who through that rock "

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    Default Re: The Official Yo Mama Joke Thread

    yo' mama's so fat when she wore yellow and walked on the side walk, some one said "Hey taxi!"

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    Default Re: The Official Yo Mama Joke Thread

    Yo mama is so fat she uses the equator as a belt.

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    Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror it said access denied.

 

 
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