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    Default How many 5 year olds would you be able to take on?

    Yes, it seems simple, but you need strateigic planning.

    THE ROOM you are fighting in is approximately 25 meters by 10 meters long.

    THE CHILDREN come in a variety, fat ones, normal ones, and the rare, anorexic ones.

    TIME you will be in there for one hour, no food, no drink, just five year olds.

    Good luck, and no spamming, this is tactical, not Forum Boredum at bemanistyle.
       

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    Default Re: How many 5 year olds would you be able to take on?

    prolly about 50 b4 i start getting tired....
    and this is a stupid thread....

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    Default Re: How many 5 year olds would you be able to take on?

    1000000000000000000 five year olds, just use poison gas, you never said we couldn't use that. :D

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    Default Re: How many 5 year olds would you be able to take on?

    TIME you will be in there for one hour, no food, no drink, just five year olds.
    Dude... Five year olds aren't food or drink? o.o; What the heck have I been digesting all these years?! >.<

    Anyway... Poison gas idiot, nice idea. KILL YERSELF. >_< You're in the room, too, braintrust. >_< You'd die.

    Oh, please. I pwn Kindergarden. Even if I can't spell it. All yallz five year old brothers and sisters would be dead. So, like, probably however many you could fit in the room would be goin' down. SWITCHBLADE!

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    Default Re: How many 5 year olds would you be able to take on?

    Ahahaha. :D

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    Default Re: How many 5 year olds would you be able to take on?

    I read an article in my English class last year about a guy explaining how many 13 year olds he could beat up. It was quite detailed, I'll see if I can find it.

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    Default Re: How many 5 year olds would you be able to take on?

    >_> This is weird.

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    Default Re: How many 5 year olds would you be able to take on?

    well,. the easiest way to catch'em all XD lol j/k kill em all is to use a gas mask, and then you use poison gas! =D or keep them occupied by giving lots of cANDY, while you shoot them one by one

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    Default Re: How many 5 year olds would you be able to take on?

    I never said anything about weapons.

    Go ahead. Use Stinger missles if you want. *SLURP*

    But take the fact that your in a small room seriously. (Hand grenades)

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    Default Re: How many 5 year olds would you be able to take on?

    Quote Originally Posted by PIG.
    I never said anything about weapons.

    Go ahead. Use Stinger missles if you want. *SLURP*

    But take the fact that your in a small room seriously. (Hand grenades)
    you could trow an handgrenade to the other side of the room and grab a few kids to hide under, if the wall cracks ou just run away, trowing another grenade in the room to kill the rest of the kids :D

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    Default Re: How many 5 year olds would you be able to take on?

    then i zap them all!!! *zap*

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    Default Re: How many 5 year olds would you be able to take on?

    How many 5 year olds would you be able to take on?
    all of them.

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    Default Re: How many 5 year olds would you be able to take on?

    This is how I flow.

    Equipment:
    1- Beretta M92f Handgun with 250 round reserve
    2- a Bat (wooden of course, i'm traditional.)

    I would start out casually, just punch, kick, average crap. Whan they get agressive, I rake out the bat, In dire emergency, I pick up the anorexic ones, and use THEM as a bat. And in the event that the fat children decide to group up, I rake out tat handgun.

    Estimate- 600 if they come in waves, 500 if all at once.

    I'll come up with more.

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    Default Re: How many 5 year olds would you be able to take on?

    I would tell them all the story of my life. That'd take about an hour. I wouldn't kill kids. That's wrong.

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    Default Re: How many 5 year olds would you be able to take on?

    Technicaly youre not "killing" you are "taking on."

    Wether they die or not is irrelevent to the project.

 

 
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