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  1. #1
    tux_
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    Default I talked to God today =)

    http://www.titane.ca/igod/

    Me:
    Why do you close your eyes when we make love?
    God:
    It was the only thing I could think of.
    Me:
    When will the Earth end?
    God:
    Soon, I think.
    Me:
    Do you fux lil bois?
    God:
    Yes I try to fux lil bois as often as possible, do you?
    God is my homeboi!
       

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    Hakuna Matata stephaknee's Avatar
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    Default Re: I talked to God today =)

    I've been to this site before, haha. Loads of fun<3

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    tux_
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    Default Re: I talked to God today =)

    It is pretty entertaining. I had a 10 minute convo with him, and I almost got into his e-robes.

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    Default Re: I talked to God today =)

    i tink its a scam cuz i asked a Q and hes like what is ur credit card number....

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    Gee Gee Gee Gee Gee C4strife's Avatar
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    Default Re: I talked to God today =)

    Wow you only talked to God Today?
    I talk to him everyday... and who would want to use a comptuer to talk to him. Prayer is so much faster XP

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    tux_
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    Default Re: I talked to God today =)

    I talk to him everyday... and who would want to use a comptuer to talk to him. Prayer is so much faster XP
    At least iGod replies to me =P
    *waits for Christians to mob me*

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    Keyblade Apprentice Knightflare's Avatar
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    Default Re: I talked to God today =)

    It's pretty old...

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    Orally Fixated. Angel X's Avatar
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    Default Re: I talked to God today =)

    Haha, very clever.

    X.

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    Unversed chaos666's Avatar
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    Default Re: I talked to God today =)

    Quote Originally Posted by tux_
    At least iGod replies to me =P
    *waits for Christians to mob me*
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I'm sorry I thought that was too funny. And I won't be one of the Christians to mob u:D

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    "special recipe" Square Ninja's Avatar
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    Default Re: I talked to God today =)

    iGod is definitive proof that there is no God.

    I asked him some very deep question, and He said He didn't know. I then asked him if he was so omniscient, why couldn't he answer my question. All he did was dance around the question and change the subject.

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    Here We Go Again Every Heart's Avatar
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    Default Re: I talked to God today =)

    I asked him a question about heaven and hell once and he went and changed the subject. I asked agian and he said he couldn't answer for that.

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    Unversed rikubaka67's Avatar
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    Default Re: I talked to God today =)

    Wow you only talked to God Today?
    I talk to him everyday... and who would want to use a comptuer to talk to him. Prayer is so much faster XP
    I agree.

    It's a scam. God is real, and that was a computer program invented by some idiot with way too much free time just to make people think that they're talking to God, but it's not the real God. God communicates to people through dreams and signs, not by internet.

  13. #13
    tux_
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    Default Re: I talked to God today =)

    It's a scam. God is real, and that was a computer program invented by some idiot with way too much free time just to make people think that they're talking to God, but it's not the real God. God communicates to people through dreams and signs, not by internet.
    I forgot to say that you need a sense of humour =/

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    Unversed rikubaka67's Avatar
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    Default Re: I talked to God today =)

    I forgot to say that you need a sense of humour =/
    yeah, i guess you did

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    Goddess MegaFlare's Avatar
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    Default Re: I talked to God today =)

    God said he doesn't live in Heaven, the bible is incomplete, and he doesn't listen to prayers.

    ;-;

 

 
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