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    http://j.mp/jIANdM mz. eggsy's Avatar
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    Default Take heed to the commandments of Crock.

    Lo and behold! Set below this passage are the tentative guidelines of the Crock lineage. If thou wish to stray from the ire of the prestigious Crock quorom, take these with you and make use.

    1. I am the looney, your CROCK. Thou shalt not have any other CROCKs before thee.
    2. Thou shalt not take the CROCK's name in vain.
    3. Thou shall honor your psychologist and psychiatrist.
    4. Thou shalt take no #$%^&* from anyone.
    5. Thou shalt not speak in l337 tongues. (unless if used in mockery and deridation)
    6. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's sanity.
    7. Thou shall not bear false testimony to your fellow CROCK member.

    All current members: I await comments and approvals.

    Non-current members and n00bs: watch your cornholes.
       

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    Default Re: Take heed to the commandments of Crock.

    Well that's a CROCK'n nice set o' rules ya got there. Whoops. Violated one already...

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    Default Re: Take heed to the commandments of Crock.

    Sonuva. *sigh* You people.

    Taking the name in "vain" means taking it like this: "I am God". That's the using God's name in vain.

    Even though you didn't take it in vain, you implied it, therefore, I spit in your path, hateur knave.

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    Default Re: Take heed to the commandments of Crock.

    I think you're all just a bunch of CROCKpots.

    I had fun with that one.

    lolz0rz

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    Default Re: Take heed to the commandments of Crock.

    OMG u lik aggr0ed my mobb n deefide me! o noes!1shift!

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    Default Re: Take heed to the commandments of Crock.

    As a fellow C.R.O.C.K.-odile, I approve of all the commandments save the third. I honor no shrinks.

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    Default Re: Take heed to the commandments of Crock.

    Hm. It is only tentative, so we coud wrought alteration to it if you'd like.

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    Default Re: Take heed to the commandments of Crock.

    How many CROCKs are there anyway? It's hard to violate rule #1. :(

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    Default Re: Take heed to the commandments of Crock.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryu
    How many CROCKs are there anyway?
    I'd like to know that too
    I only know of 4 C.R.O.C.K's off by heart: Master T, Square Ninja, Lord Mune, and Phoenix. Are there any others, or is it just the four of you?

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    Default Re: Take heed to the commandments of Crock.

    We have two others in our dossier: Hidden and Kryten Koro. They haven't been in the forum for a while though.

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    Default Re: Take heed to the commandments of Crock.

    Then again...Hidden has never been a frequent poster since I've been around.

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    Default Re: Take heed to the commandments of Crock.

    No he hasn't... But it's always a joy to have another that I can hold a conversation with.

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    Default Re: Take heed to the commandments of Crock.

    Hidden is not here much.
    This makes me sad. :(

    Anyway, I approve.

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    Default Re: Take heed to the commandments of Crock.

    What's a CROCK?

    {please don't hurt me for asking...........}

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    Default Re: Take heed to the commandments of Crock.

    Cleanshaven Radicals On Coaine Kontinuously.

    That is my assessment, at least.

 

 
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