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    JenovaDOWNFALL
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    How wuld u torture your employees?
       

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    I would have immense steamy se---uhh, I mean.....give the weekends off and a large bonus for all holidays.........uhh, hehe *nervous laughter*
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    I would sodomize them.

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    I would sodomize them.
    Tell me when you become a boss ;)

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    i would probobly force them to sit in an icey cold cubicle with no source of heat. Then i would suddenly let a blast of super hot air go through the cubicles making them feel numb. During that time i would then drench them in water and drop chicken feathers all over them....from then i would just ocntinue to take over the world. ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by JenovaDOWNFALL
    How wuld u torture your employees?
    By making them read your posts.

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    Hahaha, nice one billa ;)

    Mmmkay, how would I torture them. Well, unlike square, sodomy wouldn't work for me. They'd like it too much ;)

    I like muffinman's idea, but let's expand on it. How's about some exciting "irate fun". I always did love "hunting for buried treasure". I'd whip out my "sword" and "stake" the treasure's gaurdians.............you people are all freaks and have dirty minds!!! XO
    I was talking about a company wide scavenger hunt.......>_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by billabong13
    By making them read your posts.
    147 posts won't torture people for very long. Just stick with saratp or some random idiot like that.

    Me? I'd just be your average red-faced constantly angry boss: I'd force them to work weekends, give them barely any pay, threaten to replace them with cheap labour if they do not preform their job at a satisfactory rate and shoot several of them when they ask for a raise or go on strike.

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    ^ General, apparently you didn't get the meaning of the...joke. It isn't torture to read a bunch of posts, but the humor is that her posts are so idiotic someone would literally go mad reading them.

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    Gee, thanks. Now I feel like... well, one of 'them'.

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    Hey, if u dont like it, OUTTA MY THREAD!

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    Sure thing.

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    -.- I would simply tie them to their desks, which are located inside a flamin' hot sauna. with 12 hours of work. Enough.
    Last edited by Angel X; November 18, 2005 at 04:44 AM.

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    I would stuff their mouths with marshmellows tie them to their chairs and torture them have hiring the PURPPLE TELETUBBIE and make him sing stupid songs to annoy them. =D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel X
    ...which are located inside a flamin' hot sonar...
    What now?

 

 
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