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    press △ to sora Audo's Avatar
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    Default is master xehanort a virgin? is he incel?

    everyone askin about if sora and kairi will mack in kh3 but this is the end of xehanort's saga and we gotta ask the hard question: has this 80 year old sack of bones smashed? what are ur thoughts
       

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    Default Re: is master xehanort a virgin? is he incel?

    Hmmm. Maybe he couldn’t get any so he figured he’d reproduce through other means. Hence Organization XIII. That was always his real goal. To be a single father

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    Default Re: is master xehanort a virgin? is he incel?

    Lol, what? We all know his one true love is Darkness.

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    Default Re: is master xehanort a virgin? is he incel?

    I never actually thought about it. I feel like Eraqus probably did but not Xehanort or maybe Xehanort has had a string of flings across the multiverse?

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    Default Re: is master xehanort a virgin? is he incel?

    I bet he did smash, but it wasn’t good. He just needs good one.

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    press △ to sora Audo's Avatar
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    Default Re: is master xehanort a virgin? is he incel?

    the best answer i've heard to this insanely important question so far is "no, because he diddlyed everyone's lives"

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    KHI Site Staff Oracle Spockanort's Avatar
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    Default Re: is master xehanort a virgin? is he incel?

    Quote Originally Posted by Audo View Post
    the best answer i've heard to this insanely important question so far is "no, because he diddlyed everyone's lives"
    Well now he can get diddlyed

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    Default Re: is master xehanort a virgin? is he incel?

    is his one-time hookup the true big bad of the khverse

    is this who MoM really is

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    Organization Member Meow Wow's Avatar
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    Default Re: is master xehanort a virgin? is he incel?

    Who even has the time to find a lover when you're out diddlying everybodies lives over?

    PLOT TWIST: If anything Xehanort is so desperate that the reason he's possessing people is to try and get laid through any means possible.

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    Default Re: is master xehanort a virgin? is he incel?

    Quote Originally Posted by Oracle Spockanort View Post
    I bet he did smash, but it wasn’t good. He just needs good one.
    Or it was so good he wanted to experience it through 12 other bodies?

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    Default Re: is master xehanort a virgin? is he incel?

    I mean, he probably has Jaundice because of the eye thing, so that's def a huge kink for sure.

    I'd diddly the SHIT out of a jaundiced old guy is what I'm getting at here. I'd diddly him right in the earholes.

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    unwavering duck pilot Launchpad's Avatar
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    Default Re: is master xehanort a virgin? is he incel?

    Xehanort in his many forms uses the words "eternity" "everlasting" "forever" "eternal" and "infinite" quite frequently... this obsession with long durations of time leads me to believe Xehanort once had a sexual encounter where he didn't last very long

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    Default Re: is master xehanort a virgin? is he incel?

    Quote Originally Posted by Audo View Post
    the best answer i've heard to this insanely important question so far is "no, because he diddlyed everyone's lives"
    That's what I wanted to say!
    Ah, that's what I get for being late to KH sex debates

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    Default Re: is master xehanort a virgin? is he incel?

    Where do you think Ventus came from?

    Warning: The following contains spoilers for KH -3.14 BBS Prologue

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    Default Re: is master xehanort a virgin? is he incel?

    Quote Originally Posted by Hakan Xatos View Post
    Where do you think Ventus came from?

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    I lost track of reading after "Xehanort's baby momma".

 

 
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