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    Default Kingdom Hearts 1.8 + 2.9 Re:Dux

    Hello, one and all, and welcome to Kingdom Hearts 1.8 + 2.9 Re:Dux!

    With this new collection, we hope to bring all of the flashy bold flashy action back to the X-Box One as an exclusive title that builds up to Kingdom Hearts III.

    Included in the package are:

    Kingdom Hearts HD 1.8 Transantepenultimate Prologous

    Featuring three wonderful stories chronicling our heroes in their most perilous journeys yet.

    Kingdom Hearts V-Cast Final Mix

    Experience the wonderfully fascinating story of that one time Sora fell asleep on the gummi ship and had to fight Maleficent. Also there's a parrot for some reason and you fight Jafar at one point (we think?).

    Kingdom Hearts Re:Re:Coded Re:Gummiship Re:Studio

    Experience the fantastic adventure of that time Sora played a puzzle game on facebook for thirty minutes and shut it off because he saw something wayyyyy more interesting.

    Kingdom Hearts 358/2 HD-Days Magical Puzzle Clash

    Experience the wonderful story of Kingdom Hearts Bejeweled Kingdom Hearts HD-Days Magical Puzzle Clash rendered in glorious HD cutscenes. Wait, we couldn't even remaster this puzzle game?! What do you mean we need two movies for the collection?

    And...

    Kingdom Hearts HD 2.9 -Seriously guys we're almost there just three more games we swear and then we'll stop-

    Featuring three crucial titles that build up to Kingdom Hearts III we swear.

    Kingdom Karts

    Experience the mario clone racing part of Birth by Sleep in glorious HD graphics, with bonus characters to unlock, such as Ephemer and the dude that died in the second district of traverse town in the first game at the beginning. What does he look like again?



    Oh yeah, I remember him now! Yeah, that guy. You'll be able to play as that guy. Eh? Eh? Pretty enticing, right?

    Kingdom Hearts Re:Mobile Final Mix ReDux +

    Experience the glorious HD graphics of Kingdom Hearts Mobile and play with your friends as you collect items. Wait, what do you mean we removed online functionality for this too?! What's the point?!

    Kingdom Hearts: A Disney Pilot

    An experience you actually want. Maybe this is all you bought the collection for?


    Seriously, Square. Pull this off. I diddlying dare you.
       

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    Default Re: Kingdom Hearts 1.8 + 2.9 Re:Dux

    I don't know if I should laugh or cry

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    Default Re: Kingdom Hearts 1.8 + 2.9 Re:Dux

    Quote Originally Posted by Muke View Post
    I don't know if I should laugh or cry
    I honestly would do both. And then I'd inevitably buy it since Square Enix has got me by the wallet.

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    Default Re: Kingdom Hearts 1.8 + 2.9 Re:Dux

    You got me at unlocking the Traverse Town guy for racing XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by ngc50 View Post
    You got me at unlocking the Traverse Town guy for racing XD
    Just imagine that entire passage being read by the honest trailers guy and it makes it even better xD

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    Default Re: Kingdom Hearts 1.8 + 2.9 Re:Dux

    Shouldn't this be in FI?

    Well whatever this is funny af XD
    Last edited by Zapt; February 14, 2017 at 08:42 PM.

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    Default Re: Kingdom Hearts 1.8 + 2.9 Re:Dux

    Quote Originally Posted by Zapt View Post
    Shouldn't this be in FI?

    Well whatever this funny af XD
    not to derail but who did the artwork in your sig? that'd be the perfect style for a kh cartoon

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    Default Re: Kingdom Hearts 1.8 + 2.9 Re:Dux

    Hilarious! but in the wrong section!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Launchpad View Post
    not to derail but who did the artwork in your sig? that'd be the perfect style for a kh cartoon
    Jojo,the one who does kh spoofs on deviantart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zapt View Post
    Jojo,the one who does kh spoofs on deviantart.
    Damn, that guy is soooo good at what he does!

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    Default Re: Kingdom Hearts 1.8 + 2.9 Re:Dux

    Jojo is a she,but yeah her stuff is pretty good :P

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    Default Re: Kingdom Hearts 1.8 + 2.9 Re:Dux

    Dude I wish Square would do that lol.

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    Default Re: Kingdom Hearts 1.8 + 2.9 Re:Dux

    Does Traverse Town Guy have his Agrabah alt? If not then no sell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MATGSY View Post
    Does Traverse Town Guy have his Agrabah alt? If not then no sell.
    It comes with the new $50 DLC, including real Hydra blood, kingdom hearts 3D demo, and a video clip of that one conversation scene from kingdom hearts concert -first breath- that literally no one remembers.

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    Default Re: Kingdom Hearts 1.8 + 2.9 Re:Dux

    This is so beautiful.

 

 
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