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    Default Every KH-Title in a Nutshell (??)

    KINGDOM HEARTS 1
    Nomura: thank you so much for meeting me, I know how valuable your time is

    Disney lawyers: the pleasure’s all ours, sir. you said you had a business proposal about how to profitably combine some of our intellectual properties with your Final Fantasy series?

    Nomura: yes [pulls out laptop] ok so I wrote this crossover fic

    CHAIN OF MEMORIES
    Nomura:
    okay team that first game was pretty good but we’re gonna have to step it up. how about we make like, a card-based battle system in this one?

    Staff: sir isthatayugioh card falling out of your sleeve

    Nomura: also for the storyline I want to introduce a bunch of new characters who are all plotting amongst each other for mysterious reasons and then have them all die violent deaths

    Staff: sir have you been reading Game of Thrones

    KINGDOM HEARTS 2
    Nomura: ok let’s do everything we did in the first game but EVEN MORE BETTER

    Staff: sir are you sure you sent this through QC? the plot is kind of…I mean the tutorial mode stars a different character and is 3 hours long?

    Nomura: also use the triangle button a lot, that one’s my fave

    Staff: this doesn’t really wrap up the story very well?

    Nomura: triangle button

    358/2 DAYS
    Nomura: look it’s really not THAT weird

    Staff: sir we’re just not sure you can make agameaboutexistential angst that ends with a child goading her best friend into assisting with her suicide? we’re working with disney here

    Nomura: legal said it was ok as long as I never do it again

    BIRTH BY SLEEP
    Staff: sir I thought you said we couldn’t make any more games about dead children

    Nomura: none of them die. one becomes a comatose vegetable, one is damned to wander hell for eternity, and one is possessed by a sociopath and loses his mind

    Staff: how did you—

    Nomura: none of them die, legal couldn’t touch it
    RE:CODED
    Nomura: remake the cell phone thing as a game

    Staff: what? why? I thought we were supposed to—

    Nomura: [scribbling furiously] make the phone game. stall for time. I am Planning

    DREAM DROP DISTANCE
    Nomura: [sets posterboard down] and THAT’S the whole plot so far

    Staff: but that doesn’t even…make any…oh god. Oh god. there are hints about these things in the past FOUR games. how many drugs are you on??

    Nomura: yes


    EDIT:

    Credit goes to Sky Pillar.
    Last edited by Muke; December 31, 2015 at 08:27 PM.
       

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    Default Re: Every KH-Title in a Nutshell (??)

    9001/10

    Never have truer words been spoken.

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    Default Re: Every KH-Title in a Nutshell (??)

    how many drugs are you on?

    yes

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    Default Re: Every KH-Title in a Nutshell (??)

    Quote Originally Posted by Absent View Post
    Thanks! Forgot to Credit Sky Pillar. Editing it right now

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    Default Re: Every KH-Title in a Nutshell (??)

    *really wants to email this to Nomura*

 

 

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