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    Default I'd like to be Gold now.

    After being on this forum for about 4 years now I've come to the conclusion that I really don't have the drive to make the amount of posts that'll get me to Gold Member status. BUT, since I still want to have the benefits and the gold user name, I've decided to take the road less-traveled around here, and bribe an admin!

    I'm calling out Taochan and Master Spockanort!

    What will it take for either of you to promote me to gold? Money? Stacks of manga? Hot dudes?! OR, perhaps a care package delivered straight to your door with nothing but red wine in it?

    The ball's in your court! Help me to help you promote me without me having to do any of the work.
       

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    Default Re: I'd like to be Gold now.

    Please make a money order of $500 out to Master Spockanort and deliver it to your closest Western Union. There will be a man with a pair of black sunglasses and pink earmuffs waiting for you at the entrance. Give him the money order. Come alone.

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    Default Re: I'd like to be Gold now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Master Spockanort View Post
    Please make a money order of $500 out to Master Spockanort and deliver it to your closest Western Union. There will be a man with a pair of black sunglasses and pink earmuffs waiting for you at the entrance. Give him the money order. Come alone.
    Just $500, eh? Well diddly, that was easier then expected. All right, done.

    How long after this transaction will I have to wait until my profile is updated?

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    KHI Site Staff Oracle Spockanort's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mite View Post
    Just $500, eh? Well diddly, that was easier then expected. All right, done.

    How long after this transaction will I have to wait until my profile is updated?
    It will take up to 7 business weeks to process the request.

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    Default Re: I'd like to be Gold now.

    That's $500 each.

    How else will I afford my finery?

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    Default Re: I'd like to be Gold now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Master Spockanort View Post
    It will take up to 7 business weeks to process the request.
    I've waited this long, so 7 weeks is acceptable. Thanks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Taochan View Post
    That's $500 each.

    How else will I afford my finery?
    Excuse me, but I said either of you, not both of you. Spockanort didn't indicate you were part of that. Plus she responded first with an actual amount. I don't pay out for just some gif begging for cash.

    HOWEVER, if you come back with a lower price then I'll take your bid over hers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mite View Post
    I've waited this long, so 7 weeks is acceptable. Thanks.


    Excuse me, but I said either of you, not both of you. Spockanort didn't indicate you were part of that. Plus she responded first with an actual amount. I don't pay out for just some gif begging for cash.

    HOWEVER, if you come back with a lower price then I'll take your bid over hers.
    I'm going on strike. What will you do without my Parks and Rec GIFs around the forum?

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    Default Re: I'd like to be Gold now.

    Okay, sure, he wants to be gold. But what if I want to be Coral Blue #5?


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    Default Re: I'd like to be Gold now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Taochan View Post
    I'm going on strike. What will you do without my Parks and Rec GIFs around the forum?
    I've never watched Parks and Rec, so it actually doesn't affect me in any way whatsoever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pandymint View Post
    Okay, sure, he wants to be gold. But what if I want to be Coral Blue #5?
    Hey, hey, HEY! I'm working this thread. If you want to bribe for a different user color then you make your own!

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    Default Re: I'd like to be Gold now.

    STOP THIS IMMEDTIATELY

    he obviously is a troll, duuuuh

    whatever
    just no
    no
    no
    just no

    ALL HAIL FORUM INSANITY
    and taochan
    and spockanort

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    Default Re: I'd like to be Gold now.

    i literally hate the mods

    i hate them with every fiber of my being

    i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds

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    Default Re: I'd like to be Gold now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Launchpad View Post
    i literally hate the mods

    i hate them with every fiber of my being

    i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds
    *blasts Rage Awakened in background while Launchpad goes crazy on the staff*

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    Default Re: I'd like to be Gold now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Launchpad View Post
    i literally hate the mods

    i hate them with every fiber of my being

    i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds

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    Default Re: I'd like to be Gold now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Launchpad View Post
    i literally hate the mods

    i hate them with every fiber of my being

    i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds
    But...I love you...

 

 
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