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    Organization Member Steamboatwillis's Avatar
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    10. That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again if I were on you I would be coming too.

    9. **** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Frank?

    8. The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my car and spread the word.

    7. If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can we meet between the holidays?

    6. You look lost, would you like directions to my bed?

    5. Good news! You're having my baby!

    4. Hi, my name is Zeus, would you like to be my goddess?

    3. Are you a thief? Because I just met you and you've already stolen my heart.

    2. I lost my phone number can I have yours?

    1. Baby, I'd drag my herpes-encrusted pecker through a mile of broken glass just to eat the corn out of your shit!
       

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    Default Re: !0 worst Pick-ip lines

    what's the point of this thread?

    this shit is terrible.

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    I don't like bugs! Thelonepickle's Avatar
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    Default Re: !0 worst Pick-ip lines

    The only thing scarier than this thread is its title. Did you attempt to capitalize the number 10? That's sick!

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    Default Re: !0 worst Pick-ip lines

    Quote Originally Posted by Steamboatwillis View Post
    10. That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again if I were on you I would be coming too.

    9. **** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Frank?

    8. The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my car and spread the word.

    7. If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can we meet between the holidays?

    6. You look lost, would you like directions to my bed?

    5. Good news! You're having my baby!

    4. Hi, my name is Zeus, would you like to be my goddess?

    3. Are you a thief? Because I just met you and you've already stolen my heart.

    2. I lost my phone number can I have yours?

    1. Baby, I'd drag my herpes-encrusted pecker through a mile of broken glass just to eat the corn out of your shit!
    have sex with me.....NOW.

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    Default Re: !0 worst Pick-ip lines

    Are you from Virginia, cuz I see a lot of virgin in ya! Lol

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    Default Re: !0 worst Pick-ip lines

    Guy: Are you a virgin?
    Girly: No...
    Guy: Prove it.

    i think that one is worse.

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    Inferno - R.I.P <3 Crimson Crashing's Avatar
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    Default Re: !0 worst Pick-ip lines

    You have been Bad and youre grounded! Go to my room!(My girlfriend uses that on me alotXD)

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    saudade Informal Gluttony's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axel Owns View Post
    Guy: Are you a virgin?
    Girly: No...
    Guy: Prove it.

    i think that one is worse.
    That is the worst. Ever.

    Also...

    Wait. Nevermind.

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    Default Re: !0 worst Pick-ip lines

    Pick up:If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
    Turn Down: I'd keep it the same way with N and O together,

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    Inferno - R.I.P <3 Crimson Crashing's Avatar
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    ooh the first turn down...
    how about this...
    Guy-Do i know you?
    Girl-No...i dont think so...
    Guy-Because you really look like my next girlfriend!XD

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    A Dull Boy Ordeith's Avatar
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    Default Re: !0 worst Pick-ip lines

    Here's one: I'm trying to create a form of life on this lab table....wanna help?

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    Default Re: !0 worst Pick-ip lines

    Quote Originally Posted by bwak View Post
    ooh the first turn down...
    how about this...
    Guy-Do i know you?
    Girl-No...i dont think so...
    Guy-Because you really look like my next girlfriend!XD
    no .

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    Default Re: !0 worst Pick-ip lines

    10, 8, and 7 are the best.

    Sadly I cant give a pick up since I have no tact.

    Damn my inability to be creative on the spot.

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    Default Re: !0 worst Pick-ip lines

    Why do you keep posting bullshit like this

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    Dammit, you need a life on here. At least, a decent one. :/

    3 was the only one that was close to good, though.

 

 
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