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    How long shall you delve into time? Essence of Elegy's Avatar
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    Lol, here's some questions you might nver have thought about.

    1. Is there another word for synonym?
    2. If a turtle loses its shell, is it homeless or naked?
    3. If our knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?
    4. Why do we have to dry raincoats?
    5. How does Elmo hear?
    6. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
    7. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
    8. Why do people look up when they think?
    9. If you can't drink and drive, why do gas stations sell beer?
    10. Why is the word abbreviate so long?
    11. Why do we itch?
    12. If 7-11 is open 24/7, why do they have locks on the doors?
    13. Why do we label underwear as a pair?
    13. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
    14. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
    15. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
    16. What's another word for thesaurus?
       

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    you can never leave KHI Zook's Avatar
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    Default Re: Questions to ponder...

    17. Can you cry under water?
    18. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
    19. Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
    20. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
    21. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
    22. What disease did cured ham actually have?
    23. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
    24. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
    25. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
    26. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
    27. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
    28. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
    29. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
    30. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
    31. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
    32. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
    33. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
    34. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
    35. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
    37. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
    38. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
    39. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
    40. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
    41. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
    42. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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    Default Re: Questions to ponder...

    1. Is there another word for synonym?-poecilonym
    2. If a turtle loses its shell, is it homeless or naked?-naked
    3. If our knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?-there would be no chairs...we would die.
    4. Why do we have to dry raincoats?-so they can get wet.
    5. How does Elmo hear?-magic
    6. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?-yes
    7. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?-of course
    8. Why do people look up when they think?-they are trying to look at their brain.
    9. If you can't drink and drive, why do gas stations sell beer?-to see their stores on the news
    10. Why is the word abbreviate so long?-so people would have a use for the word.
    11. Why do we itch?-to scratch
    12. If 7-11 is open 24/7, why do they have locks on the doors?-so in case of an emergency
    13. Why do we label underwear as a pair?-to be on this list
    13. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?-they wanted to be in the medical books.
    14. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?-humans
    15. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?-so people won't step in it!
    16. What's another word for thesaurus?-Lexicon

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    Default Re: Questions to ponder...

    43. Does this thread suck?

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    Default Re: Questions to ponder...

    44.whats the use of this thread?
    45.true or false/do I really care?

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    Default Re: Questions to ponder...

    46.why is chicken noodle soup popular?
    47.why is everybody asking questions of silliness?
    48.peace and chicken grease,that was a question,get it?
    49. is yaoi pronounced yowee?
    50.what can a wood chuck chuck when his name is chuck?
    51.numbers are infinite,why aren't letters?

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    Default Re: Questions to ponder...

    52. does anyone know the answer to all of this?
    53. did you guess 42?

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    Default Re: Questions to ponder...

    Quote Originally Posted by Trigger View Post
    43. Does this thread suck?
    Yes.

    also


    1. Is there another word for synonym?
    Who f*cking cares.
    2. If a turtle loses its shell, is it homeless or naked?
    It's dead.
    3. If our knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?
    Like a normal chair, you'd just turn it around.
    4. Why do we have to dry raincoats?
    So water doesn't drip on your floor when you get inside.
    5. How does Elmo hear?
    HE F*CKING DOESN'T
    6. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
    If they like animal crackers, yeah.
    7. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
    You're ******ed.
    8. Why do people look up when they think?
    See answer to 1.
    9. If you can't drink and drive, why do gas stations sell beer?
    To make money.
    10. Why is the word abbreviate so long?
    Because it is.
    11. Why do we itch?
    See Baka's post.
    12. If 7-11 is open 24/7, why do they have locks on the doors?
    Incase they need to lock the doors for some reason.
    13. Why do we label underwear as a pair?
    We don't, we label underPANTS as a pair. If you say you need a pair of underwear, you're ******ed.
    13. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
    God you're ******ed.
    14. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
    Foooooooood.
    15. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
    See answer to 8.
    16. What's another word for thesaurus?
    Pissant.
    Last edited by shrekdog; April 25, 2008 at 06:50 PM.

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    Default Re: Questions to ponder...

    Quote Originally Posted by Trigger View Post
    43. Does this thread suck?
    54. do you really have to ask

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    Default Re: Questions to ponder...

    Quote Originally Posted by The Scarecrow View Post
    Yes .
    I second this notion. Lulz'.

    Althought there were a few that got me thinking? <3

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    Default Re: Questions to ponder...

    1. Is there another word for synonym?
    cinnamon
    2. If a turtle loses its shell, is it homeless or naked?
    hide a poop HIDE A TURD
    3. If our knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?
    they would look funny
    4. Why do we have to dry raincoats?
    stone cold said so
    5. How does Elmo hear?
    hearing aids (also an std)
    6. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
    that is racist
    7. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
    lol come out of its nose is that talk allowed? :notsure:
    8. Why do people look up when they think?
    the same thing we do every night pinky
    9. If you can't drink and drive, why do gas stations sell beer?
    profit
    10. Why is the word abbreviate so long?
    to make you ask gatdam questions on a forum oriented toward prepubescent teenage fetuses
    11. Why do we itch?
    itch human nature (haha)
    12. If 7-11 is open 24/7, why do they have locks on the doors?
    because coincidentally the emergency number is 9/11
    13. Why do we label underwear as a pair?
    because we put deuces in there HIDE A TURD hide a poop
    13. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
    gotta bulk up for the big game
    14. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
    small penis
    15. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
    premature ejaculator
    16. What's another word for thesaurus?
    goeorge bush



    all of these answers and more are in the bible so crack it open once in a while

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    How long shall you delve into time? Essence of Elegy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xziled View Post
    44.whats the use of this thread?
    45.true or false/do I really care?
    This is why its in the Forum Insanity section.

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    9000. Am I unbanned?

    yes, yes I am

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    Default Re: Questions to ponder...

    ... here's one:

    Why do they call it a driveway if you park in it and a parkway if you drive on it?

 

 

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