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pinwheel as shinryu akihabara, a rogue mercenary from the north, and fellow pocky salesman. "sluts, video games, and board games. my destiny."
silverslide as herman los gwaf ass, half-human, half-leviathan. terrorizes the city in season 4 for unknown reasons. also a devout follower of 18th president of the united states, ulysses s. grant. "ya'll travelin' to the sun tonight? lemme follow ya, haha *STRIKE* rest in peace... *tear falls from his eyes*"
ophan as vin "roar, zabimaru" diesel, a man named after the famous actor. is a huge fan of the pacifier, a famous vin diesel movie. spends much of his free time traveling across the world in search of his wife, who was lost in a hurricane. he comes across stevey's hometown sometimes during the series, and often knocks a few cold ones back with ol' stevey at the local tavern. "i love trance, i love skrillex, and i love to do sit-ups in my free time. what more do you want ladies?? oh i know, you beggin' me to show you my secret weapon, aka my snes game collection"
finland as money mack orichalcos, the richest person in the world and part-time bartender at the local tavern. earned millions of dollars when she was eleven because she robbed a bank with her minion, a four-headed shark named "milf usurper." is the only person in the world who knows what the 'w' stands for in stephen w. grapes. "check out my new website, www.baby.com/lightbulbs/whoaa, its got beer, its got ladies. what more can ya ask for haha"
enchanted rose as chrome booty, the winner of the twenty-sixth season of american idol. she is the same age as stevey w. grapes, and has had a crush on him ever since the first grade. she pursued a singing career in hopes of impressing him. she returns home from a country tour in season 2, hoping to propose to stevey, but he is in a comatose state (for reasons that i cannot spoil). when he is comatose, she spends so much time over-thinking the situation and gets so paranoid that she eventually decides not to propose to him when he regains consciousness. instead, she joins forces with the "coulomb killer" in season 3 in order to take her anger out on the city. "my inspirations include george w. bush, uncle george w. bush, and my dad, george w. bush. i wouldnt be where i am today if it werent for them buying me thousands of dollars worth of manga to keep me happy in this shit world"
the dorito taco is actually from the future, sent to the past to save the world like a backwards samurai jack
sexual white chocolate as the almighty coreybapes. this show takes place several years in the future, when humanity is near total damnation. many things have fallen, including religion. the only religion that has remained intact is bapeism. coreybapes is the almighty deity that overlooks this crumbling world. his past is relatively unknown, but religious scholars are working day and night to uncover his history. the only thing that is known about him is that he is the hero of the "shadow war," a battle in the past that lasted several years where great beasts emerged from swamps, volcanoes, and even the tar on the streets in the suburbs to destroy mankind. he was able to save the world by sacrificing himself. however, history is repeating itself, as beasts are once again emerging and itching to destroy the planet. it is prophecized that the chosen one will one day travel to the ends of the earth to revive coreybapes, and save the world once and for all. "i don't even care, i just like people. i didn't even want this. wouldn't have minded dying in obscurity, but haha it's whatever, man. not gonna complain"
can i sneak a role in this. i dont know if you are still putting characters in, but i have brownies for everyone
if you know what i mean
yeah ill get a new batch for yall later, right now i got a freakload of homework! im glad people enjoy this though, wouldnt mind this goin places
oberon as bonesaw ryokaimus, a pro-skateboarder. ten years before the start of the series, skateboarding was outlawed because of the "tony hawk massacre." it was an incident where tony hawk and fifteen thousand other skaters across the country drew a bunch of graffiti on the white house and subsequently bombed half of north america. as a result, if you're seen skateboarding, you are executed on the spot. bonesaw is a good man, and loves skateboarding, so he wants to bring it back to the glory days when skaters could live in peace without persecution. "mommy where u at"
I really wanna take a part this lol.
10/10 would watch every rerun
delsan as daddymack. he was a world renowned scientist who was inches away from discovering the origins of everything in the universe but gave up all of his research when he discovered surfing. he is now a decent, but not great, surfer. "i could either do what i love and make some money or do what i hate and get CRUNK CRUBNK CRUNK"
wehrmacht as honeybaby, the most evil person in the world. every time someone lies, cheats, steals, commits murder, or does anything remotely bad, a tiny orb of darkness (think clannad but instead of light orbs its dark orbs) floats inside honeybaby and it takes him one step closer to the edge, and HE'S ABOUT TO BREAK! lives in stevey's hometown, within the catacombs that reside underneath the local bass fishing equipment store. his motives, for the time being, remain unknown. "always wanted to explore the tombs of ancient pharaohs on my new motorcycle but all you people made it so tough for me to do stuff like that!"