making a new tv show based on khi

[scubasteve]

sean as a gameboy color, steveygrapes' old favorite thing in the world, until he found earthbound for the snes. is angry at earthbound and wants it broken. comes to life whenever stevey isn't paying attention, a la toy story. "gay things seem to happen to me XD but i'm not gay XD honest! XD"

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shawty as the mysterious, cloaked woman who lives in the abandoned warehouse in the outskirts of town. believed to have orchestrated the dresden firebombings in 1945. potential mother of jerrimus wax, just like master spockanort and any other woman who ends up starring in this show (with the exception of mirby who is a snes cartridge so that can't really work out), because stevey's a bit of a boss doggy. "how bout i break ya kupoin neck? XD just kiddin, here, take some of these burn cds, i need to get rid of them"

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bictorious as jimmy brooks. his real name is unknown, but he's a really huge aubrey graham fan, also known as the rap sensation drake and jimmy brooks from degrassi. it became such an obsession that he changed his name to jimmy brooks, and even paralyzed himself on purpose, and claims that he is the real jimmy brooks from degrassi. in the process of trying to play professional basketball even though he is in a wheelchair. "i'm not human... i'm... black"

[Professor Ven]

Roflcopter



this shit is bananassss

[MegaWallflower]

May I be in this, too, pretty please? *U*

[stephaknee]

I'll play :p

[Ehres]

omg i'm crying. not sure whether that's b/c i'm having a hayfever fit or b/c i'm laughing too hard.

i wanna part please

[Barely Tolerated]

yes hello i'm here waiting for my part........................ *diva*

[scubasteve]

didnt think id be having this many girls in my tv show.... kinda says somethin bout the a-m-b-i-e-n-c-e that i produce

[Barely Tolerated]

its b/c you look good a lot of the time

[scubasteve]

im not even halfway out of ideas

the professor as sokyoku kokoro gato, a really ripped, human-sized lizard. "i'm modest but good at everything"

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megawallflower as mistress shockwave, steveys' old friend from school. they used to be really good friends, but they drifted apart when shockwave stole all of his book ideas and used them as her own. she is now a famous writer, and nobody knows she is a plagiarizer. also surprisingly good with metal vocals. "if i had a gun and i was in a room with tetsuya nomura and niccolo machiavelli, i'd shoot myself twice, dodge the bullets, and then shoot machiavelli, hoping he dodges the bullets too, and then i'll be outta bullets"

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stephaknee as stephygrapes, stevey's sister. she hosts her own reality tv show called "the thirsty games," where 24 people are chosen at random to drink soda and they keep drinking soda until the last person who gets a pimple is declared the winner. the remaining 23 are henceforth executed. stevey is jealous because she's successful and he's not. "bottoms up *grins*"

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ehres as president heatwave, leader of the town in which this television show takes place. rumor has it she has killed several people to get where she is. her real name is soluus w. grapes, also known as solgrapes, also known as stevey's mother. also adds to stevey's insecurities because his mom is president, his sister is a tv show host, and he is just a lowly writer. practices abstinence twice a week. "kupoing mortals... i've ascended beyond human... i'm... something greater *jumps pool table without touching it*"

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sawah as jessie "flamez" turbosama, a world-renowned alchemist who is searching the world for the philosopher's stone, for reasons that she will not tell anyone. also a member of a metal band called "MURDERDADS" where she is lead vocalist. they play live in concert many times in stevey's town. is in love with stevey but whenever she tries to admit her true feelings she has a heart attack. "welcome to this concert hope you guys get real buck"