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| DAT ASS | ![]() I look like Guile from street fighter. Today i was at the gym and I finished my rigorous work out. Some guy in the change room said "YOU LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT" and i replied "SONIC BOOM!" and sent a wave at him. He went through 5 walls before landing in planet fitness. I went to the shower and 5 supermodels shampooed my hair. I look like Guile from street fighter. |
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| DAT ASS | ![]() I look like Sagat from street fighter. Today i was at the gym and I finished my rigorous work out. Some guy in the change room looked like Guile so I said "YOU LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT" and he replied "SONIC BOOM!" and sent a wave at me. I was all like, "TIGER, TIGER", and that was the last I heard of him. I went to the shower and 5 supermodels tried to shampoo my hair, but I'm bald so we just had a massive orgy. I look like Sagat from street fighter. |
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| DAT ASS | ![]() I look like Kamina from gurren lagann. Today i was at the gym and I finished my rigorous work out. Some guy in the change room said "YOU LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT" and i replied "GIGA DRILL BREAKEEERR" and sent a drill at him. He went through 5 walls before exploding. I went to the shower and 5 supermodels shampooed my hair. I look like Kamina from gurren lagann. |
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| DAT ASS | ![]() I look like House from House. Today i was at the gym and I finished my rigorous work out. Some guy in the change room said "YOU LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT" and i replied "YOUR INCREASED LEVEL OF AGGRESSION SEEMS TO INDICATE A GLANDULAR PROBLEM AND POSSIBLY A TUMOR ON YOUR SPINAL CORD" and sent an insult at him. He went through 5 commercial breaks before landing in the operating room. I went to the shower and 5 supermodels shampooed my hair, which caused me to realize that he was having an allergic reaction to the shampoo he was importing from Venezuela. I look like House from House. |
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| DAT ASS | ![]() I look like Naruto from Naruto . Today I was at the gym and I finished my rigourous workout. Some guy came in the change room and said, YOU LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT and I replied, "NANI DATTEBAYO" and sent a fucking rasenshuriken at him. He went through 5 filler episodes before landing in the Hidden Village of the Sand. I went to the shower and 5 supermodels shampooed mu hair. I look like Naruto from Naruto. |
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| DAT ASS | ![]() I look like Ken form Street Fighter. Today I was at the gym and finished my rigourous workout when Ryu came into the change room and was like "HADOUKEN". I replied AYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYA and FADC'd that shit and hit dat nigga wit a Ultra combo finish. He went through 5 different stages before he landed in the Old Temple. I went to the shower and five supermodels shampooed my hair while sucking my dick and experiencing my f.mk shenanigans, and my wife is pregnant with my child. FUCK YEAH SHORYUKEN!!!! I look like Ken from Street Fighter. |
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| DAT ASS | Okay /KHI/, show me what you got... *I reserve the right to denounce any non funny posts in this thread and make fun of whoever posted it. Thank you.* |
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| sex haver | ![]() I look like fucking Peter North, the pornographer. Today I was at the fucking goddamn gym and finished my rigorous fucking kegel workout in front of all these cunt ass bitches and went to change in the locker and this pussy was like "YOU LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT." Fucker. I replied with nothing but a smirk and an erect fucking penis in his chest sending him through 4 different layers of space-time before everyone's memory of him exploded in their cocksucking minds. I went to the shower where my muff and hair was shampooed by 5 supermodel sluts I've already fucked in all my movies. I look like Peter fucking North. Fuck. |
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| DAT ASS | ![]() I look like Barack Obama, the president. Today I was at the gym and finishing my rigorous workout when Bill O Reilly came up to me in the changing room and called me a NIGGA JEW FAGGOT. I replied, NIGGA U MAD?, and used my copy of the Constitution to bitch slap him. He flew threw five different shows before landing on Oprah. I went to the shower, saw Don Imus and got my hair shampooed by five nappy headed hoes/supermodels. I look like Barack Obama, the president. |
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| Watching You Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Australia. Age: 19 Posts: 3,923
Rep Power: 9 ![]() ![]() Level: 26 EXP: | ![]() I look like Superman from Action Comics. Today I was at the gym and I ripped shit up. Lex Luthor tried to fuck with me by sending Parasite and Metallo to get all up in my grills but I busted several caps in those motherfuckers. Don't worry citizens of Earth. You are safe from harm. I look like Superman from Action Comics... you faggots. |
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| sex haver | ![]() I look like Brain Blessed, the famous actor/explorer. Today I was at the gym and finishing my rigorous workout when Patrick Stewart came up to me in the locker room and called me a BEARDED FUCK FAGGOT GIT. My beard replied, LETS GET DANGEROUS and I charged and head butt his cueball dome like a mountain goat contending for the hottest mountain goat pussy ever. He flew threw 5 mountains I had already climbed before landing in a canyon I dug just so there was a vagina big enough for me. I went to the shower and got shampooed by my amazonian slave women. I discovered them too. I look like Brian Blessed, the famous actor/explorer. Last edited by wu tang goku; October 30th, 2009 at 04:17 AM. |
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| Ghost to Glory Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: death coins Posts: 8,893
Rep Power: 14 ![]() ![]() Level: 25 EXP: | ![]() I look like Mao Zedong from communist china. Today i was at the gym and I finished my rigorous industrialization work out. Some bourgeois in the change room said "YOU LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT" and i replied with "Cultural Revolution" and sent a wave of the Red Guard at him. He went through 5 years of persecution and starvation before landing in an agrarian re-education camp. I went to the shower and 5 underaged concubines shampooed what was left of my hair. I look like Mao Zedong from communist china. |
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| go for broke! Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,765
Rep Power: 10 ![]() ![]() ![]() Level: 38 EXP: | I look like Ciel Phantomhive from Kuroshitsuji. Today i was at the gym and I finished my rigorous work out. Some guy in the change room said "YOU LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT" and i replied "Sebastian, I am here!" and then Sebastian kicked his ass with eating utensils. He went through 5 walls before getting baked. I went to the shower and 5 supermodels tried to shampoo my hair but Sebastian beat them up too, and he did it instead. I look like Ciel Phantomhive from Kuroshitsuji. *Ciel is the boy in the pink dress. Sebastian is the taller guy. |
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| 5.56 x 45 | ![]() I look like Archimedes from Greece. Today i was at the gym and I finished my rigorous work out. Some guy in the change room said "YOU LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT" and i replied "DO NOT INTERFERE WITH MY CIRCLES" and sent a wave of displaced water at him. He got pissed. I went to the shower and 5 plebs looked at me funny. I look like Archimedes. |
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