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| DAT ASS | good shit everyone, this is what I like to see. ![]() I look like Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid. Today I was at the gym and I finished my rigorous workout. Some kid in the changing room said " YOU LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT OLD MAN" and I replied "Mercy is for the weak. We do not train to be merciful here. A man face you, he is enemy. Enemy deserve no mercy.and karate chopped that nigga through 5 movies until he landed on the set of the 3 Ninjas. I went to the shower and 5 asian geisha bitches shampooed my pubic hair and washed my wrinkled balls. I look like Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid. |
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| JUST CALL ME ONII-CHAN~ Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,394
Rep Power: 8 ![]() Level: 20 EXP: | ![]() I look like Ryoutarou from Kamen Rider Den-O. Today i was at the gym and I finished my rigorous work out. Some imagin in the change room said "YOU LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT" but before I could cry, Momotaros came in and said "ORE SANJOU" and hit him with his hissatsu attack. I went through 5 forms before he exploded. I went to the shower and had 5 imagin posses me before I could finish shampooing my fabulous hair. I look like Ryoutaro from Kamen Rider Den-O. |
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| JUST CALL ME ONII-CHAN~ Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,394
Rep Power: 8 ![]() Level: 20 EXP: | ![]() I look like Seta Souji from Persona 4. Today i was at the gym and I finished my rigorous work out. Some guy in the changing room said "YOU LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT" and I replied "PERSONA", threw off my glasses, and cast Myriad Truths. He went through 5 dungeons before he landed in Yomotsu Hirasaka. I went to the shower and had 5 school girls shampoo my hair and ask to go to go back to my room. I look like Seta Souji from Persona 4. |
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| Back in blue! | ![]() I look like Ben Roethlisberger of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Today I was at the gym and finished my rigorous workout. This pathetic linebacker came up to me and said "YOU LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT!"and I replied with a fist wearing two Championship Rings to the face, sending him through 6 Super Bowl wins before he landed in the 0-16 Detroit Lions. I went to the shower and had 5 cheerleaders shampoo my hair. I am Ben Roethlisberger of the Pittsburgh Steelers. |
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| semen jones | ![]() I look like Don Miguel, from RPG Maker 2000's sample game. Today I was at the gym and I finished my rigorous workout. Some magic casting dog in the training room said "SILLY FAGGOT WHERE GO ARE YOU," and I replied "DO IT DOUG" and Vamp Slammed him through 5 chipsets before he landed all The Way At Line's End. I went to the shower and had 5 bitches lick the shampoo off my programming balls. I look like Don Miguel, from RPG Maker 2000's sample game. |
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| Ghost to Glory Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: death coins Posts: 8,921
Rep Power: 14 ![]() ![]() Level: 25 EXP: | Quote:
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| Ghost to Glory Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: death coins Posts: 8,921
Rep Power: 14 ![]() ![]() Level: 25 EXP: | ![]() I look like Cthulhu from the sunken city R'lyeh. Today i was at the gym and I finished my rigorous work out after my eons of deep sleep. Some guy in the change room said "YOU LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT" and i replied "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" and sent a wave of madness at him. He shattered through 5 perceptions of reality before landing in the throes of sheer existential dread. I went to the shower and 5 supermodels were devoured to placate my waking hunger. I look like Cthulhu from the sunken city R'lyeh. |
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| judge magister daniel | ![]() I look like Joe from KHI. Today i was at the gym and I finished my rigorous work out. Some guy in the change room said "YOU LOOK LIKE A NIGGA" and i replied "SALSA!" and shot him with a bb-gun. He fell off five windowsils before he landed in a bowl of squatz. I went to the shower and 5 supermodels cleaned my grills. I look like Joe from KHI. |
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| go for broke! Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,803
Rep Power: 13 ![]() ![]() ![]() Currently playing: sf4 i guess Level: 38 EXP: | ![]() I look like Norio Wakamoto. Today I was at the gym and I finished my rigorous workout. Some kid in the changing room said " YOU LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT OLD MAN" and I replied "HISSATSU! GIGA... DRILL... BREAKEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" and blasted the kid through five 5 anime series with my voice until he landed on Lelouch's dead body. I went to the shower and 5 seiyuu's tried to shampoo my voice. I look like Norio Wakamoto. |
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| DAT ASS | ![]() I look like Tenchi from Tenchi Muyo. Today I went to the gym and after finishing my rigourous workout, some bro came up to me in the changing room and said "FAGGOTS AREN'T WELCOME HERE" , I looked up and would have replied had Ryoko not come and bitchslapped him through five different seasons of Toonami until he landed on a re-run of Dragonball Z. I headed to the showers and 5 space pirates shampooed my hair while competing for my dick throughout the whole season. I look like Tenchi from Tenchi Muyo |
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| Kuro no Keiyakusha | ![]() I look like Marisa Kirisame from Touhou. Today I was at the Scarlet Devil Mansion and just finished stealing books from Patchouli's library. Suddenly Alice came running in and said "WHY WHY WHY DON'T I MISS YOU A LOT FOREVER" and I replied by reciting the spell to the mini-Hakkero and fired a motherfucking Master Spark at her. She went through five stages of Lunatic level danmaku patterns before landing at Hakurei Shrine. I went to the shower and 5 youkai fairies shampooed my hair. I look like Marisa Kirisame from Touhou. |
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| Dual Wielder | I look like Haseo from.Hack//GU. Today I was at the Mac Anu and just finished talking trash about that dude who looks like Ken from Street Fighters. Suddenly That guy who looks like Norio Wakamoto came running in and said "YOU LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT" and I replied by powering up and shouting "RENGEKI!!!!" and Data Drained his ass across the map. He went through five keywords thought the game before landing on his mom in real life. I went to the shower and that gurl who Marisa Kirisame from Touhou shampooed my hair. I look like Haseo from .Hack//Gu. |
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| Dial 'M' for 'Motherfucker' | ![]() I look like Jim O'Rourke from Jim O'Rourke. Today I was at the gym and I finished my rigorous work out of six squats. Some guy in the change rooms said "YOU LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT" and i replied "WOMEN OF THE WORLD TAKE OVER" and sent a wave of electroacoustics and steel drums towards him. He went through 5 walls before landing in Kill Rock Stars where Elliot Smith's ghost cried at him for a while. I went to the shower and 5 supermodels offered to shampoo my greasy hair but I told them to leave me alone. I look like Jim O'Rourke from Jim O'Rourke. |
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