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| semen jones | and PEES in her BUTT usign his magic fatsquirter a tales of symponia fanfiction by wu tang goku ONCE UPON A TIME it was nightfall, everyone in the party was at rest after a long day of not random encounters they chose their battles. the fire they had built from wood and magic fire spell its so easy to make a fire with magic had been out for a couple hours now it was so late at night. "i cant sleep" said colette to herself and lloyd irving who had been secretly pleasuring himself to the heat of the fire "me either" said lloyd irvingk,, "well what am i going to do??" said colette stressfully. "hwere is genis" "i am sure he is fine he said he went to go pee in the dark monster woods around us he said this verbatim" lloyd irving said without a doubt and calmly. it was at this time he was semi erect and with lots of precum. "oh my gosh he could die out there with the monsters. i should go look for him by myself." said colette like same as before "no wait." said lloyd irving expectedly "let me look at you a little longer." so he kept on grasping his third sword without her noticing as she is innocent and unaware of the dangers of a double edged third sword. yet lloyd irving could not hide it anymore. his youthful, lively penis began to rise under his pants for colette to see. lloyd irving gave a lively grunt, as his youthful, lively penis was also very sensitive to the fibers that caressed it. "ahhhh" colette shrieked erotically but it did not sound that way to her "uuuughhhh" went lloyd irving as he climaxed to her erotic shriek. this is the first recorded super proto-pre-ejaculate premature ejaculation in tethe'alla. his pants were forever ruined because this was powered by an exsphere. yes, a harvested human aided in lloyd's supergasm and it exhausted him and he knocked himself into a coma. ahh young love. still scared, colette fleed into the woods to search for genis. "gol-ly" she said "that was cantankerous or something" after near minutes of searching, colette found genis collecting pinecones. "hi genis you are collecting pinecones i see" she remarked "yes i am, how did you know" "i dunno" "well i am just getting ready to go back as i am so gosh darned plum-tuckered that the elf side of my body is racist to my human half" said genis "ok cool. genis, there is something i want to talk to you about that i could not ask lloyd because i love him and it would be wrong to ask him." colette asked courageously "ok go ahead i am all ears and a kendama, haha" genis said pridefully "i am horny." "lol WHAT? that is not a question" "i am horny?" "yes, you are" "oh ok thank you for the advice, but what do i do???" "well, let us ask me first. hmmm, raine told me once of a thing called 'coitus intercourse fisting'" "oh my gosh genis sage what the friggin heck is that crap!" "well, raine showed me this one time." .......TO BE SHOWN LATER. CHAPTER TWO "COMING" SOON post tales of symphonia fanfiction |
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| 5.56 x 45 | of course it would be raine whatever the hell that means |
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| semen jones | whenever it raines it pours |
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| go for broke! Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,803
Rep Power: 13 ![]() ![]() ![]() Currently playing: sf4 i guess Level: 38 EXP: | super smex brothers feat. collete |
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| Banned | squirt squirt squirt lololol. |
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| Premium Member | i hate tales gamez |
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| Ghost to Glory Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: death coins Posts: 8,922
Rep Power: 14 ![]() ![]() Level: 25 EXP: | PEE IN HER BUTT |
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| semen jones | actually all i wanted to do was make a thread with "genis fucks colette" in it because i thought it was funny i was drunk at the time so i wrote a little story i intended to continue but i may need the brews again thats it that was the whole joke |
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