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  |  kh3: heartless warfare hello friends i recently had a breakthrough in my life because i just got a book finished how cool is that? XD pretty cool huh? yeah i'd say so haha anyway this is a kh story it's canon according to my editor this story almost got published but complications arose with the law so you might not be seeing it on store shelves anytime soon ;_; but n oworries because i figreud out sonmething realy great! i decided to bring the story to you local forum goers!!! how cool is that? XD, pretty cool huh? yeah i'd say so haha anyway im gonna post one chapter a day plase dont coopy write infringe i worked really hard on it it's good and i like to keep my gfans in suspense and my chapters are great they keep you on edge ENJOY1 for you convenince i have provided a table of contents all you must do is proceed to use the ctrl+f function and type in the code next to eh chapter number and it'll take you directly to the new chapoter how cool is that? pretty cool huh XD?? yeah id say so haha! tabel of constituents: chaptoer one [000A] chapotir two [000B] chipater threeas [000C] chatper 4foru [000D] chautper f5ive [000E] chatter sex [000F] chatterp seveien [000G] fuck the cops eiight [000H] caheptoerper chapotejreh neiene (nine) nine fuck this nine [000I] chaepter ten [000J] cahetper eleven [000K] chasper 12 yeah [000L] chaptier 13 [000M] chad 14 [000N] arteries 15 [000O] chadwick 16 [000P] chauncey seven17 [000Q] chadpapter 18 [000R] christmas 9teen [000S] part 2 of the story [00P2] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [size= 7kingdom heaearts 3: heartless warfare[/SIZE=7] ^ get the title o.O ?? [000A] chaoprte won: sras new jurney hey riku whats up man not much sora whats goi9n on with you dude same here i just got done playing some ps2 you don't have a ps3 yet why nt? nah i don't have a sufficent amount of cash yet to purchase it ah shit that blows man sora walked up to rikyu and d wakka showed up wanting to ply tsome fotbalbut they dunt don't really like footbal lanymore because the last match hey hthad involed rik u sucker punching wakka because he kept saying me and teedus are gnna do some exporin today you know the old cave by the waterfall you know ya? it really. pissed off riku bcuz hes competitive as **** ancd the last thing rikku wante to hear was wakkas stupid ass voice “nio wakka i dont really want to play”” riku sed annd \inwstead wakka went back home ad bought some nerf guns from his howse and they played teram nerf the teams were as folloss : blue team:: sora teedus red teme: riku wakka the match wasn't very fun it edned iwethibn about fii e a seconds because a dark portal showed up and a cloacked bastard showed up from within the dark portal this disrupted the game of nerf “hey man whassup with you sora?” the cloaked enigma asked ah hey man not much here just got done playing some ps2 you don't have a ps3 yet why nt? nah i don't have a sufficent amount of cash yet to purchase it ah shit that blows man said the cloaked schemer “XD” said the cloakced chemr a heartless popped up dangerously it appears as though he was a minion of these cloaked schemr shit i can't find my ****ing keyblde sora yelled meanly check your heart sora said the cloaked schemer sora dug deep nt o his heaart and coudnt find the key to the victory “ah dammit to hell **** man i can't ****ing find it” well riku what about yu u up for the clallenge? Asked the cloaked schemr nah sora and riku then decided that this were this fate and now they had no choices but to fight on wakka and teedus headed back home for shelter because dark was getting outside ow shit that really hurt maN the heartless yelled after it took a sucker punch from riku's fists riku here i found our keyublades oh coo lthansks sora your a livesavef the two headed for the heartless with thern ew keyblades and attacked the shit out of these heartless the heartless died within two hits well done man you guys are strong” said the cloaked schmer he took off his hood and it was revealed to be to bne comntined ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000B] chapoter two: travis town the cloakced ****er turned out to be a [img]pro brawl player[/img], optherwise nknown as professionaslfuy fgamerr or aka no face he didn't have a face how wierd was thta? pretty wired huyh? haha yeah i'd say so XD whoa you must get a lot of shit from your peers man because you don't have a face riku said cloakcked bastard was pissed at this statmdnet n he walkd up to eh guy namd riku arnd hurytr him nuw riky u was starnnigis in a pewl of heris own blood ouch said riku help me sora said riku sora plese this hurts bard said riku the cloakced bastard stopped sora hey sora he said hey sora you might not be able to help him because im gonna sterp you from saving him sora attacks him with a keyblade but he disspearas how stupid of sora he felt he didnt like what hapedn ah shit whered he go said sora suddenly destined islands starting disapearing into darkness riku come on we gotta go this placse is goina blow sora said meanly sora i cant move im covered in blood riku died but it didn't end there he bled some more and he disappeared int othe danrkess no sora exclammationed i refuse to believe it rikus not dead he just cnt be no i refuse to belive htis riku stay where you arwe!!! i;kk find you i promised sora jumped into the dark portal destiny islands is no more it died i wonder what haperned to teedus and wakka??? . . . (this was sora takling to himself) he aperad in a small bustling town he looked at the sign it was called traverse torwn hey sora woke up hey sora saw the person who was saying hey hey sora saw that it weas squall leonheart oh wow this is cool you're rfrom final fantasy iviii sup squall said sora it's leon now oh *awwwkward* so hey sora what's up with you man leon said not much i just got done playing some ps2 you don't have a ps3 yet why nt? nah i don't have a sufficent amount of cash yet to purchase it ah shit that blows man help said sora whats up said leon im hurting sora said my heart hurts bnecuase i lost a friend the ones we lose never leave us sora leon said oh really sora said thanks man that means a lot suddenly four heartless popped up dangerously argh here we go again said sora he fought the heartless and it got roughed up hey lighten up would ya said the heartless the heartless were died but it didnt end there sora could have sworn he saw riku walking into the local gizmo shop quick follow me leon sora said and they ran to the gizmo shop riku sora yelled riku where are you im here said the cloakced bastardd shit wheres riku he's busy oh *awkward* anyway said the cloakced bastard im sorry about destinye isnaltsds that was an accident i just wanted to ask if you posted your rp characgter yet on the forum yeah i have it i'l ltell yuou about it over skype alright sounds delicious said the cloakced bastard by the way said the cloacked bastard you can call me no-face said the cloakced bastard oh im sorry i meant no-face(so the last sentence should have been you can call me no-face said no-face sorry scholastic for the typo) in a not to distant world a black man was gambling on some colliseum matches this man's name was to be cintuend ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000C] chappster tree:: soras's destnye dammit said sora what said leon this is bad said sora what do you mean said leon your ****ing stupid im referring to riku said sora dont you think hes in trebble? brb said leon i gotta phone call in the meantme sora decided to log on skype and talk to no-face aka tgfhe claoakced bastard hey sora said the cloked basstard did you post up your rp characcters yeah here i'll send you a linkss no-faced checks out the rp chrterx and it wint like htigs : chartcer: ****ing qt (also known to be color me evil [no pun intended]) age: 3,000,000 (apparates to be rouyghly 16) sex: it's alright i hacvent had to much of it only the oral kind gendar: black personilyty: angerry but has a good haert bio: gave the last twow years of his life to this ****ing site sounds like a solid rp charcter said clokedced bastatd thanks pal oh my god sora said leon you gotta check this out i got a job interviews at the olympus colliseum oh wow high five man sora said leon tried to high five buty he's got shitty hand to i coordincatino so he hit sora in the face axidentialy sora's face was bleeding his nose was broke n and he was hurtlnig ow!! sora yelled roaringly leon what the hell im hurting badly this face is bloody look at my face it hurts like **** man what the ****nig shit ouch! sorry sora you alright? no im having a harsd time breathing huff huff huff huff owwwwwwww sora headed to the local inn and he was having a hard time sleeping because he was fueled with so much rage at leon the enxt day sorasra woke up aerly and egged the **** out of leon's howse leon charged out the door with a knife and stabbed sora angrily but with a good hearart stay *stab* away *stab* from *stab* my *stab* family sora lya there in a pool of his own blood ouch! sora kept yelling ouch! oh man im sorry said leon you awrite mang? can'n't say i am tleon sora said i mean ouch this hurts phew, said leon, hood thing you arnt dead or i'd have a lawsuit on my hands ! said sora so yo0u don't really leik me do you you just care about your lawsutie???? XD no i like you sora but im kjust rly busy i dont have time for a lawsuit you feel me bro? Suddenly [img]a gummi ship[/img] whizzed by sora's hair whoa! that was a close one! sora yelled with a sigh of relief! the fat chick came out of the gummi shit it was revealed to be the same black guy who was betting on matches at the colliseum back in chapopter two! did you expect that one! I don't think you did XD i didnt't expcet that one! said sora! what's your name leon asked my name is to be cunimteiod ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000D] thcahtper 4our: soara's at the coliseum !! the blachkck mnas nmea waes revleade two b ansems' brother known as ****** my name is ****** he said i come from the welrodl of olmypnsus collessieum to asksk ethehe migthyty kyebleayde waroriror kwonw zs sora a large favor whats up dude said sora not much sora whats goi9n on with you dude same here i just got done playing some ps2 you don't have a ps3 yet why nt? nah i don't have a sufficent amount of cash yet to purchase it ah shit that blows man anyway said sora whas the prublim ??? well said ****** the problem is that i betted more than i coudls handel at the local coliseum i bet well over 1700 bucvks thadt hercules would lose his next matchtehs 1700 buck ?? how you owne that much cash?? i knew a hefty amount of blacks at my school and the most they parents make are roughly eighty five dollarss they cant afford shit whered you get the 1700 buck well talk about that later man but i need your help ****** said i really do sroas a working man leon said rudely but with a good haeart he dosnt work withowt pay i think i can work somhting out said ****** but anywray i ned you to go to tha colliseum cnda kick that tail off of hercules d-cup ass suodns likea jbo that only i can ahandle sora said in a cocky tone that relly pissd off leon alright lets roll then said ****** step on in my gummi ship you comin squall its leon now oh *awwwwkward* but no said leon i can come becux i gota job inteview therre in a cupple hours so im doun alright cool said sora looks like this is gonna be one hell of a party ! so they went on the gummi ship and keft for the olymspeus colleiseum sora kept trying to fondle with leon's chest on the way there (thtere you have it sora's gay!!_) stop toyuching me said leon sorry said sora but he wasnt serious when he said sorry bcause he went for another grab and yelled honk honk ! as he grabbed the chest knock it off s ora roared leon dangerously sddenly severla hjeartless ships opopped up dangerously and headed for the soaras gummi ship this could end up dangerously said sora they dangerously avoided the hartless man that almost ended up dangerously said sora (do yuou think i used dnagerously too much in that last paragraph i dont think i did but if so send a letter to scholastic thanks for yourt concern fellow reeders) they dangerously ladned in olympussy colliseums oh wow this place is so cool its alosmt as cool sas steves storry said sora nah its not that cool said ****** ( haha how cool is tath eve n the cha ra cter s love my book XD ) sora drew his keyblade leon drew his gunblade ****** drew a penis on the wall ****** then drew his colt single action army ( same as ocelots weapon in metal gear solidus how cool is that ?? opretty cool huh?? yeah i'd sayt so XD lets... roll ! raored sora dangerosuly the three headed towards hercules who was standing in the mid of the areena dangerously ****** tried to shoot hercules dangerously with his colt single action army bvut the bullet missed what in blue blazes said ****** meanly i thought that was gonna nail him ****** you keep shooting from afar said leon me and sora will go in for the kill hercules sucker punched leon first and leon feel to the ground in eh pool of his own blood sora checked to see if he was dead dont check on me yet sora youve gotta fight oto finnish said leon hercules then ran after ****** and clotheslined him ******'s neck broke dangerously and he was dead within three seconds dammit dont die said sora ****** then said his last words his last words were to be conteifned ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000E] cvaghjtepr fuive= whose gonna win sorara orr hjercules ?? the ******s last words consisted of this wordss: im not dying its just a ploy to trick hercules thanks brah said sroa no prob said ****** he then dissolvvefed into a dark portal whoa sora said thats a big dark portal look at me partner said hercules im mad he looked dangerously close to hurting someone meanly he ran to sora and tried to spin kick him in the face sora dodged and casteed fire on his balls ow this hurts said herculkesl wwhwatr hurts does it hurt bad if so good im gonna keep doing it sora went in for a kick but he didn't hit hercules instead he hit hercules in the face fuck off said hercules kiss ass said sora faggot said hercules bitch said sora ****** said hercules what said ****** oh there you are XD said hercules i was just wondering if you stitill got kairi lockeekd up in the underworled?? haha yeah brah i got her real good ****** said coolly you little snot! sora said rudely, meanly, and harshly to ****** hey ****** i thought you were on my side haha no you fell for the trap ****** said and ****** decideded to go for three right hooks to soras face and he hit him hard sora bled and withthihn secondsnds he was unconcious shit this hurts said sorar heh good work ****** said hercueles lets lock up sorara and thisd stupid ass final fantasy charetcet in the cells next to kairiai sounds fresh, man said ****** sora woke up with a busted ribcage it hurt so much he wanted to scream but he didn't scream but insteadh e screamed reallyl loud owwwwww sora said coolly hey shut up said leon im pissed off i didnt even ask for this where are we anyway underworld said a mysterious voice hey kairi said sora hello homeboys kairi said we need to get out of here said sora he kicked the prison door open and he ran out sora wait for us said leon and kairi at the same time (how cool is that they said it at the same time ? pretty cool huh ??? XD yeah i'd say so haha) sorry kids but this is my fight said sora he ran back up to olympus pretty quikly and he bum rushed hercules in the back argh hmy back hercules said coolly wheres ****** that trator !!! said sora rudely, meanly, and angrily you mean me ****** said mysteriously and showed up coolly he punched sora twice as hard this time stay out of my turf bitch said ****** nicely my heart is my power sora said and he didnt hurt so much now thanks to his beleeifef in the haeart im ready to take youu bothth on not so fast ****** said he punchedhded him relely hardrd this time not even the hart could save him :C ouch said sora and he was uncnconsious within seconds he was back in the cells it hapeoened again??? said leon coolly ye- wait wheres kairi ****** stopped by leon said he hurt kairi real good haha “real good” and he took her with him so it turns out kairis been here all along sora siad that explaisns why she wasnt on destined islanders for a few moneths sora shrugged it off coolly haha oh well at least me wakka teedus and riku got some good rugby gaems in sora let leon out of prison by kicknnig the door dangerously and the door went bak so fast it nailed leon in the face he now had a huge gash acrossos the face ow this gash said leon in a tone of voice lets go said sora we need to get hercueles to tell us where ****** went i wont let him getet awayaway withtht what he did damn guy betrayeeyd my trust whatt a ****** ( good pun eh??) sorora went after hercullels and bum rushed him again his back was smashed he no longer had a ribcage as a result herucles said this: nothing he didnt say anything becuasue hes dead bcuzz you cant live without a ribcage because the intesticles spurt out everyway without anyr ribcage hes dead hercules said his last words they were: hey good work leon you passed the job interview your hired job intereview?? sora said pissed-off-ly yeah i got the job my job is to be continued just kidding leon said my job is mercenary now im a mercenary and its my job to lead you to stop cloacked bastard the main villain in this story wait i dont get it why is this a joawb interneteviw hercule is an fiend of mine hes good at football its thansks to him i got to play for the atlanta falcons back in the day and he wanted to test my strength but wait hes on ******s side sora said meanly yes leon said coolly are you on ******s side too then sora asked meanly leon didnt answer are you!!! sora roared meanly sora put his keyblade against hercules' dying face and looked aggrovated tell me whats going on hercules said sora or ill fuck you up stay gold leonheart said hercule as he died leon said this: sora dont worry about me or herculles we're good guys ****** was just using us we thought he was helping us but it turns owt he wasnt man im sorry its cool said sora lets... roll ! The two said coolly and headed off to [img]outer space[/img] in their [img]gummi ship[/img] which world you wanna go to next said leon lets go to this world sora said sora headed towards this world this world was to be ucnshfocnitued ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000F] chatter sex: back from hiatus hey boys its your boy sora back from hiatus mates im sora back from hiatus mates said sora who was back from his hiatus srry bout my hiatus said sora who was back from his hiatus but i was busy pro brolling (i mane top tire characteres) and i needed to earn enough figs to continue my mission to kill evil its cool said the reader anyways sora and his homeboy leon hit up the next place the next world was high school in this world soras gotta deal with the everyday dramas of high school while maintaining his cool can he do it? can he do do it? probably. probably not. man this brings back memoirs said leon memories* said leon you were in high school????? sora asked awestruck yeah dude i got in fights like every fucking day brah it was cash mate how many fights said sora about 3 or 4 in all flashback to first fight hello son said leon's father as he stuck leon in the fucking face his face was bleeding the ambulance had to come ow dad said leon ill get revenge flashback to fight two dad im back for my revenge said leon prepare uryourself said leons fatha leon stabbed his father on school grounds his father died and leon got suspended from school for three days get out of my sight scumbag said the princapal flashback to fight three the high school was under siege the students were forced to go to war leon fought for twenty minutes and he killed three kids he got suspended for three days get out of my sight scumbag said the princapal flashback to fight four this fight lasted long it involed leon and nine police officers (leon was running from the police in his sweet new whip because he was going 100 mph on a residential rode) the policy officers catched up to leon and leon fought them off easily they stood no to little chanse get out of my sight scumbags said leon to the polce officers flashforward to presente day sounds rough mate said sora ya lol said leoon anyway ready to go back to skewll? yeah let me get my backpacks they headed to high school and sora got his first semester schedule his first class was math the teacher was leon hello class said leon i am a teacher here hey teacher asked a student (his name was tony hawk) do you happen to have an extra calculator mine busted in to shreds nah sorry brah im all out tony hawk started crying fucking pussy said pro broller hey mate said sora to tony hawk whazzup said tony hawk shit shit shit look out sora excalamationed a giant [img]meteor[/img] came rushing towards the school sora saved everyone in the room leon get ready we gotta fight the source of this powerful meteor i was born ready they headed towards the villainous meteor caster it was ****** ****** sora yelled in fear for his life ive no time for you, sora said ****** get ready to die sora drew his keyblade and leon drew his gunballade and they headed after ****** ****** hit sora in the ribcage ahhh this hurts im sick of getting hit unfairly said sora meanly i think i found his weak spot said leon he headed for ******'s ribcage get out of my face scumbag leon said as ****** fell to his death ****** stood up you think im gonna die that easily ****** mocked ****** stood up taller get ready to die leon another meteor came crashing down on leon it hit him squarely in the chest leon was killed and lost all of his blood he was nothing more than a puppet a puppet for ******'s own game “ill take this corpse for my own purposes” said ****** as he grabbed leon's corpse “for medicinal purposes” sora yelled leon no dont die haha said ****** AH HA HA HA said ****** some more and he disappeared with leon's body sora headed to the next world which was hogwarts ****** was the headmaster to be xixkted ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000G] chatterp seveien: sora cullen - vampire hunter hey sora said leon what said sora i dunt thoguth we should gototo hoguwartsu yet bro why not dick ass??? well did you checkjed the calendarere lateetely ? No why? Look stupid ass its november 21st sora laughed in exdcitmenmt now dont get my hopes up leon, said sora, it cant possibly be * glances at his caldender and sees athat it is november 21st * holy fuck rabbits it is november 21st yeah dude we need to hit up the theater and watch twilight so they hit up the theater the theater was crowded so crowded , in fact so many fans were there, dressed up as vampires rar im a vampire one cosplayer said intimidatingly the cosplayer stood closer “im going to suck your blood” the cosplayer closed in and french kissed sora and then slowly whispered in his ear hello sora, it's me, ****** sora almost freaked out now dont freak out sora whispered ****** we are not enemies today today we are mere twilight fans ok! said sora loudly so they watched the movie and it was eh but after like an hour it was like sora was in the movie ahhhh im getting sucked in the movie said sora leon jumped after him fuuuuck where are we they appeared in twilight the movie ****** was ahead of them “hahahaha fools” said ****** you rascal you! Sora raored they ran after ****** but they got surrounded by vampires shit fight them said leon [music plays here] strike raid ! Yelled sora pissed-offly yeah take that im a vampire said the vampir no you are a vampire what stop this fight ends now ahhh vampires [blood fades over the screen] wake up sora its me leon sora wakes up in 3....2....1.... NOW! hello sora its me edward omg edward fuuck yeah vampries im going to suck your blood edward sucked soras blood sora reminded himself of three days earlier at a doctor's appointmeant * flashback to dr. apointlenment * sora said the the doctor what said sora you have aids whatever you do dont let anyone suck your blood the doctor grabbed sora by the neck especially not by a vampire [flashforward to now] edward said the blood tastes goooooood awoooo said a wolf [imagine creepy music playing in the bg] wherees leon said edward dont worry said edward as he licked the extra blood on his hands hes taken care of reeeal good [edward makes a slurping noise] edward: ahhhh thats the spot look outside sora its the full moon sora saw the full moon it is full sora looked back at edward ewww edward what are you doing said the reader im coming everywhere said edward as he violently stroked his p*nis sora just tastes soooo goood i love blood awooooo said a wolf blood came out of edward's _____ and he licked it up edward: ahhh thats the spot man this is some great teen angst said the reader great chapter steve wait brah its not even over said steve edward fell in love with sora the next day sora you must go! Said edward they will come after you sora you must go said edward why?? vampires are angry at you you have broken the vampire code i have broke the vampitre code too because i am associating with you they kissed ferociously on the lips and sora left as he was heading out he got surrounded by a vampire hoard the leader of the hoard was covered in a cloak uncover your cloak i command you! Sora yelled [geass animation and the leader is possessed by the geass] “of course”, said the leader he took off his hood and it was reveleed to be leon i am brainwashed by the vampries said leon awooooo said a wolf i wish edward was here sora said as tears trickeled down his face rose: EDWAAAARD! awooooo said a wolf and [img] edward cullen [/img] appears out of the sky i can fly said edward sora watch out said edward edward dropped 4 tons of dynamite into the area where the vampires were and the place exploded, creeating a hugege crate in its playce sora got roughed up his ribcage was gone ahhhhh yes blood said the leader of the vampire gang oh what the shit the dynamite didnt work said edward confusedly the vampires drank the extra blood ahhhh thats the spot leon please dont join the vampires said sora i have chosen my fate said leon in a possessed voice damn! said sora rudely sora ran over to leon and sucker punched him in the face leon was bleeding the vampires surrounded leon ahhh the smell of blood awooo said a wolf leon was roughed up by the other vampires as they all drank his blood leon lay dead help said leon move sora said edward edward cured him with love~ love love the power of love the power of friendship im all better said leon thanks edward awoooo said a wolf wait the full moon is gone why are there still wolves said sora curiously awooo said a wolf this time he was real close awoooo said a wolf this time it was like right out the door they opened the door and this time they saw the one behind the bad deeds awoooo said ****** aha! So it was you said sora indeed said ****** now we fight off true skill here prepare sora .... for the end let me handle him said edward hius blood smells delishis edward bit off ******'s head but ****** laughed crudely you cant kill me edward cunt why not said edward sora was groping edward ferociously in the groin area i love you said sora fucking fuck off faggot goddamn said edward ****** picked up his head and threw it back at edward and edward's ribcage got [img]busted the fuck up[/img]he was on the ground dying i fear that i will die here said edward awoooo said ****** edward! No ! Edward ! Noooo! EEDDWAAARD!! edward lay on the ground ****** licked up his blood yes, sora, I AM a vampire prepare to suffer severe blood loss to be awooooo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000H] fuck the cops eiight – time for power yeah sora im a vampire ha ha ha ha said ****** im a vampire vampire vampir vampi vamp vam va vvvvvvv this is a murder and im calling the cospes sadisd sorara sora calls up the cops real quick hello this is the cops hey cops said sora whats up said sora not much sora whats goi9n on with you dude same here i just got done playing some ps2 you don't have a ps3 yet why nt? nah i don't have a sufficent amount of cash yet to purchase it ah shit that blows man so said the cop what you need bro not much can you hit me up with the usual sure thing man the cops got [img] buff [/img] and roughed up ****** real good haha “real good” fuck yeah “reeeal good” awooo said the cop ****** said this to scare up the cops: hi im ****** said ****** ****** continued to say things meanly, crudely, and abstractly: yeah cops you'll never catch me ive never been caught my brother is dead said the cops im terribly sorry fuck wad said ****** sora look out yelled leon nine bullets came flying towards sora ejected from leon's gun (a pistol) and they almost hit sora but sora dodged thanks to leon's warning ****** said some more rude thangs: this is a rude thang said ****** ****** stop chasing us said sora sora stop chasing me said ****** get out of my business! Said ****** no said sora they fought and it ended wrong sora got roughed the fuck up like so bad his pain was powerful his power was pain his power pain was sora you will never win the battle said ****** why not (this is what sora said) leon said one thing to sora that got him excited sora i have some news (leon's words) what's the news said sora (said sora) i found edarrd he's still alive said leon he's alive?!?! yay (sora said both of those lines) they went back to the house and checked and edward was not alive he was a dead as a doorknob leon i thought you said he-he-he (imagine sora trying to hold back tears) was still alive??? haha (leon does a giggle) i was just kidding! Gotcha! (leon jokingly punches sora on the shoulder you know like friends do) haha nice said ****** haha nice said the cops haha that is NOT nice said sora's bitch ass sora charged towards leon with a knife full of blood and blooded up leon haha nice said ****** haha nice said the cops well the cops said i think it's time to go i gotta go if the boss finds out im still gone he'll have my ribcage busted :scared: now it's just us three again said ****** they had a three way (fight or sex? Thats for you, the fans to decidir!) after the three way ****** was satisfied i am satisfied said ****** sora and leon were unconscious and they had weird visions [flashvisions to back] hello sora this is your father d-d-dad? Daddy's gonna beat you, boy w-what daddy's gonna beat you boy boy daddy's gonna beat you haha AH ha ha ha dadd'ys gonna beat you, boy daddy's face became clear it was ****** whoa! Said sora talk about a big shock! [flashback to leon's visions] leon you're expelled but professor i didnt mean to kill him the gun went off accidentally bullshit i wouldnt buy that for a second said the professor yeah said the professor's crony (who was hooded) bullshit dude i wouldnt buy that for a second daddy's gonna beat you, boy dadd'ys gonna you, beat boy gonna buy beat boy you daddy's the professor's face slithered away and he dissolved into the deep dream sequence but the crony's hood was came off and it was ****** whoa! Said leon talk about a big shock! [back to present day] ( that dream sequence was character development good huh?) (yeah i;d ssay so haha XD) XD said the reader sora wake up said leon we're at the hospital sora wakes up and they were stuck in a hospital ****** was kind enough to send us to the hosptial that's odd when is ****** ever nice? Haha said leon his face slithered off it was ****** whoa! Said sora talk about a big shock! [back to the REAL present day] sora wake up said leon oh ouch said sora where are we said sora we are in awooo said _________ to be cxaoastneinererekdned ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000I] caheptoerper chapotejreh neiene (nine) nine fuck this nine – sora potter and the sorcerer's chamber prisoner goblet phoenix half blood hallows awooo said remus lupin ahhhhh we're at madam pomfrey's office in hogwwarts said sora i think we should leave said sora why asked leon well said sora ****** probasbly sent us here we should leave it's probably a fucking set up yeah let's.... blitz yelled leon pissed-offly they bolted out of hogwarts but they was stopped by doredumble dumbledore was wearing baggy ass pants and a puffy ass coat he was also wearing a huge ass grill in his teef (slang for teeth) and he was wearing some janky ass basketball shoes eh yo its me dumbledore said dumbeldore where you goin boys you need to put some muscle rub on my back oh fuck dumbledores working for ****** said sora meanly goddammit lupin helped sora and leon by sending three killing curses at dumbledore dumbledore dodged quickly lupin hit leon with a killing curse too leon flew back and banged his head against a wall and leon's head was [img] fucked up bloody [/img] why you kill leon? Said sora leon had a last word: you guys need to be nicer his face dissolved into darkness he was gone for good i had to kill leon said lupin he was all up in my biznit ( slang for business ) dumbledore started chasding down lupin and sora like frankenstein yelling “muscle rub my back chilluns” deudemldeore telepreported the two into his office there was cum everywhere in his office im really old said dumbledore.... and turned on sora saw a basketball in duefmdberoere's office (fuck man i cant spell his name !!!! god i hated spelling class in school school fucking sucks i hate school i failed spelling class i msorry for mispelleing dumbeldore) hey it's okay steve i dont mind your spelling it's actually quite good said the reader in fact i'd say your spelling is spot on mate cheerio mate said ron weasley ron weasley said cheerio mate said cheerio ron mate weasley so sora was dribbiling his bball and fucked up things happened he pretended lupin's head was a basketball hoop and sora shot the ball now sora isnt that good at hoops so when he shot the ball he pegged it really fast at lupin's face and his face bled nastily sora retreieved the ball and pretending that he was in the nba “now, magic johnson only needs one more point and he wins the nba bowl come on come on 3....2....1....” “SLAM....DUNK!” sora yelled and jumped up and slammed the basketball on lupin's face with a velocity of 100 miles per hour goddamn dude that is one hell of a velocitry lupin fell to the ground in a pool of his own blood dumbeldore just watched all of this madness from his desk with his hands folded over his desk. He was smiling pedophilishly too well shucks that is one hell of a nasty said dumbeldore the full moon is out sora said awooo said lupin he was a fucking werewolf now awooo said loopin loopin said awoooo sora casted the killing curse on lupin but lupin dodged it and it hit dumbledore in the head we killed the headmaster omg!!! fuuuuuck! Dumbledore is not the headmaster... said ****** do you not remember what steve wrote at the end of chapoter six? I am the headmaster oh shucks said sora, lupin, and the readers at the same time im going to put you in a deep, deep sleep, both of you [darkness fades over the screen] sora and lupin woke up in the hogwarts dormitories shit we need to get to potions class lupin said quick hurry! They came in to potions class the teacher was a woman hello said a woman i am a potions master why aren't you in the kitchen said sora five points from gryffindor said a woman why aren't you in the kitchen said loopin five points from gryffindor said a woman pussy said sora yeah, p-p-p-pussy said lupin a woman started crying goddammit im menstruating said a woman menstruation said hermione “bitch ass” granger is the process of menstruating 5 points to gryffindor said a woman sexist bitch said lupin yeah shit fuck this town said sora lupin said something mean: im gonna get a couple of my boys from the invisionfree boards and we're gonna raid this fucking place who's coming with me! List of people who raised their hands: sora ron “cat fucker” weasley hermione “bitch ass” granger lord voldemort ******'s brother, chigger lupin's gang set hogwarts on fire the next day hogwarts was gone for good the cops started chasing after lupin and sora let's bounce this joint said lupin the two headed out on lupin's new whip (a 2007 dodge viper) and but a woman snuck into a lupin's whip hello i am a woman why aren't you wearing your apron bitch said lupin i am not wearing an apron because to be bitch slapped (pun) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000J] cahrepter 10101010101010 (ten haha im just enthusiastic about chaeptetr 10) - the tenth chapter (for those of you who don't know this is chapter ten) – chapter ten this is chapter 10 10 ten diez ten zeid net i am not wearing an apron because my husband is wearing it rite noiwow because hes cooking me a deliciosu dinner in honor of our anjn9iversary im surprised he didnt put a leash on you bitch ass said lupin (lupin is the resident hard ass of the story confirmed square enix) nah but he put a collar on me and if i leave the city it explodes XD go find us some shelter bitch said sora well shucks you guys need to be nicer said a woman fucking find us a place to hide and maybe we'll treat you with some respect you janky ass whore (said sora) i think we can hide at my husbands house you live in different houses? inqueered lupin XD we like our privacy this statement prompted sora to ask a quest-chin well then how do you guys .... you know.... (sora winks gay-ly) what said a woman .... you know.... genital penetration.... (sora winks again and tries to fondle a woman's chest) a woman tried to slap him dont you dare slap him said lupin he outranks you how dare you?! Said a woman honk honk! Sora yelled as he fondled with her chest some more rape! Rape! Rape in the car! Im calling the cops ! :scared: said a woman let me just undress your shirt here said sora coolly he unbuttoned the shirt and what the shit she was flat chested dumb bitch said lupin and he slaps her so they headed to a woman's husband's house and the husband was none other than loopin's brother, poopin i have a present for you honey said poopin (he grins maliciously) just get in the car honey a woman said what about our guests? Oh, they can come along too..... this'll be fun (poopin grins some more) so on the car ride poopin was blaring some punk rock on the radio and it was really pissing off lupin so he pulled out his wand and yelled a vulgar cuss word (im not gonna say it its too innaprorpate said steve to the readers) so when they arrived at the destination poopin blindfolded a woman and he said dont look yet we have to walk a little further so they all walked a little further into a big building with a bunch of little dogs running around okay honey you can open your eyes now she opens her eyes and the place was weird looking this looks like.... a dog pound no givsies backsies said poopin and he pushed a woman into a kennel see ya bitch lupin said this: haha tight let's.... bust outta this joint they escaped in lupin's whip and they went to the next world which was wait said poopin whats up said lupin i forgot something said poopin he went back to the dog pound and set a woman on fire lupin said this: haha tight let's.... bust outta this joint so they headed to the next world which was radio shack yeah ill buy some batteries said sora to the clerk who was leon sure thang boy said leon and he handed sora some batteries ill buy a battery said lupin and he punched the fuck out of leon and leon lay dead in a pool of his own blood lupin left a 20 dollar bill on his body keep the change, you crusty ass nut sack they bolted out in lupin's new whip and headed to the next world which was the bank wait nvm they bolted out in lupin's new whip and headed to the next world which was hyrule hey link said sora hey sora whats goin on with you dude not much just got done playing some gamecube you dont have a wii yet why not nah i dont have the sufficient amont of cash yet to purchase it ah shit that blows man where's poopin at said link he's poopin right now said lupin hes poopin over there lupin pointed over to link's whip (a Lamborghini) and poopin was shittin all over the hood hey you little runt link said and chased after him and approached him why you do that huh link said and pushed poopin hehehehe (poopin grins) i was just kidding! Gotcha! (poopin jokingly punches link on the shoulder you know like friends do) haha nice said lupin haha nice said steve haha nice said sora haha that is NOT nice said link this is a felony and im calling the cops he calls up the cops real quick hello this is the cops hey link whats goin on with you dude ah hey not much some fucker just took a shit all over my Lamborghini you dont have a dodge viper yet why not nah i dont have the sufficent amount of cash yet to purchase it ah shit that blows man so hey link what can i do for you boy can you hit me up with the usual sure thang boy said the cops the cops arrived and arrested poopin entrapment! Entrapment! Said poopin fuck this i didnt plan this out fuck man i didnt do anything wrong he broke free from the hand cuffs and ran off .... he was never seen again we'll take care of him said the cops yeah we have the great detective L on our side said the cops can we help out said sora sure thang boy said the cops so they headed to the next world which was kanto region japan they walked into the investigation headquarters and 6 people were there list of people who were there: sora lupin the cops L chief of police - ****** light yagamo (who is kira but dont tell anybody said steve alright your secret is safe with me said steve oh fuck i mean the reader so that last sentence should have been alright your secret is safe with me said the reader sorry scholastic for the typo) you fiend!~ sora said to ****** and chased after him stop said L we will have no fighting here said L yes, no fighting here said ****** and he sucker punched sora in the head im not participating in this said sora this is unjust! He and lupin left the investigation headquarters they headed to the next world which was kanto region japan what the cocks why are we still here said sora and lupin at the same time XD (weird huh) you cannot leave this world said ****** i have surrounded it in a barrier you can only leave if you crack this case and .... find kira i am kira said __________ to be contineud ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000K] rchatpe11: bloody investigation i am kira said remus lupin why you do that man said sora i was just kidding! Gotcha! (lupin jokingly punches sora on the shoulder you know like friends do) that joke is getting old steve said the reader so is that one said steve's conscience but im running out of ideas said steve what do i do???? just think said his consicence you can do it! I ..... can...... do......ittttt..... said steve... AHHHHH! :scared: steve gets roughed up by his editor because the editor was pissed at steve for not making the deadline your deadline was 2 hours ago said the editor the editor said this to piss o ff steve : hahaha you cant write another good chapter ever again yes i can said steve no yes no yes no yes no fuck shit no yes no no no no yes vampires vampire vampir vampi vamp vam va v va vam vamp vampi vampir vampire vampires (the editor is fucking with my story i have to stop him) steve gets a hold of the keyboard and starts writing a decent chapter until the editor picks up a skateboard in steve's room and hits steve in the mouth with it steve was covered in blood thje editor will take ov er from here Hello, I am the edit- back to steve sup nigs im good im just blooded up a little dont worry im oka- fuck my ankle Hello, I am the editor, and I am here to make this book better. This book is an atrocious pile of shit and I will do whatever I can to- get off my turf bitch steve says and spits on the editor alright so now back to sora and lupin they were in investigation headquarters and the investigation was going bloody L died within 20 seconds because poopin came in and shot up the place everyone died except sora, light yagamo, and lupin also ****** didn't die either wait where is ****** why isnt he in the story i put him in this sce- fuck my ribcage haha ha ha ha hahaha said ****** i will kill steve here and now ****** took a knife to steve's ribcage and he got roughed the fuck up haha ha ha hahahaha said ****** i cannot lose i have entered the real world fuck you all fuck this im gonna turn america into a world of black superiority and first order of business im taking over this story now haha ha ha hahaha steve is not dead but rather ****** locked him in the freezer in the freezer steve saw the real editor the one ****** locked up and took his place hello steve said the real editor hello said steve sorry about that ****** just got the best of me said the editor dont worry we'll stop him... we have friends on our side so now ****** was writing the story now and it was going weird sora, lupin, and light yagami were still trying to solve the investigation we need to stop poopin said light (did ya like that pun or do poop puns not bode well for your stomach :) ) also said light i am the new L (dont forget light is kira so now it's like whoaaaa) whoaaaa said ****** how should i continue this haha i got it said ****** it's the perfect idea im going to make light use his death note and kill off steve that way he's no longer a threat haha ha ha hahahaha light wrote a name in his death note it was - why do you have a death note said sora fuck fuck fuck i didnt think this one through did I said ****** well you are a ****** yelled steve from inside the freezer blast!~ dammit!~ fuuuuck!~ nooooo!~ i have this death note because.... because..... i found it from the REAL kira now he no longer has a weapon oh, alright, sounds cool said sora haha back in biznit (slang for business) said ****** no you're not said steve as he hit ****** on the back of the head with a sledgehammer ******'s eye sockets popped out steve and the real editor stood like champs above ******'s body whoa how'd you guys get out of the fridge inquired the reader [how steve and the editor got out of the freezer] hey steve it's kind of burrrrr cold in here said the editor haha yeah said steve hey do you think if we kick the freezer door open we can get out? Said the editor Let's try said steve they kicked the freezer door but it didnt open they tried again but this time the editor's leg cramped up like a mother fucker and he started huffing and wheezing like a ****** ass dammit fuck man we need to open this door said steve or else the world will be in ******'s hands haha yeah said the editor and the last thing we need is a ****** running the country (get it) i sealed the door shut with superglue said ****** haha ha hahahahaha aw shucks said steve here let me try something tight said the editor the editor pissed all over the freezer and since urine is kind of warm it kind of melted everything in the freezer and so the superglue around the door melted too because ******'s stupid ass used frozen glue to do it so it was very vulnerable to the editor's urine (spoilers: the editor's urine is blue because he has the blues :c but more on that later XD) the door opens and steve and the editor do a bitchin ass high five and they flex their knuckles and say coolly: “let's get physical” [so that's how they got out cool huh?] alright so now it's back to your boy steve let's get crazy ! (by the way dont worry about ****** he's just being checked on at a hospital i would have killed him but im not a murderer the last thing i need is a lawsuit.... not after what happened in 2005 but more on that later XD) Story starts now: light writes steve's name in the death no- i dont think so said lupin let me check that out real quick lupin checked the front cover it said “property of light yagami” how do you explain this light tried to cover himself up i....i.......i.......ahhh fuck this joint (light pulls out a gun and holds up lupin for ransom) i dont think so said sora sweep his legs sweep his legs said lupin dont talk douche ass said light and cocked the gun (haha pun) and held it closer to lupin's headmaster sora followed lupin's instructions and tried to sweep light's legs but light shot a bullet at sora's face it barely, just barely missed [img] whoa [/img] said sora that was close the bullet, however, had so much velocity that it bounced off the wall and came flying back towards light's dome (slang for head) and hit him in the eye one of his eye sockets exploded fuuuuck said light sora then went for the leg sweep and light fell to the ground lupin broke free too call the cops lupin we've got kira hostage lupin calls up the cops real quick hello cops said lupin yes said the cops we've got kira said lupin good, good said the cops the cops arrived shortly kira got arrested and sent to jail his prison mate was poopin (haha pun are the puns getting old let me know via text message my number is 911 and let me know if it is ill stop doing them thanks readers) sora and lupin were able to leave they went to the next world it was to be coenteined ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000L] chasper 12 yeah: hungry man (that means cook me something bitch)... haha i bet you thought i was referring to the food huh? well..... gotcha! (hey gang it's your boy (steve (haha this is cool how im using parentheses inside parentheses isn't it? (haha yeah XD))) and im here to warn you about the intense racits themes that will ensue in this chapter i mean shit there will be so much racism that it'll make your head exshplode now im just giving you a heads up so if you see me using derogartory words such as: ****** (*) spic muslim korean wop wigger homosexual muggle woman yeah im just giving you a heads up so if you see me using these woirds i hope you dont get too offended (although i heard from a reliable source that koreans dont have feelings so they're won't got offended XD) (*)also i dont give a fuck if the blacks get pissed because i already deal with enough of their mindgames (more on that and the trial of 2005 later in the story :) ) anyway: beginning of storty lupin and sora busted out of kanto region in their tight new whip and they went to the next world which was kenya (aka aladdin warold) man its hot in this place said lupin yeah sora sighed im sweatin' bullets not the watery sweat bullets either real m9 bullets were dripping down sora's temple lupin thought nothing of it (in fact he was not even paying attention) instead he was using aim on his mobile phone and talking to someone (but who?) lupin's aim convo – in 3...2...1... NOW sexyboy94: hey bay-b wanna hit up the mall l8r ??? muslim15: cant sexyboy94: y not? muslim15: gotta babysit sexyboy94: babysit who ??? muslim15: my lil bro hes fuckin 10 muslim15: .....year olds sexyboy94: damn that sucks muslim15: .... yeah :'( sexyboy94: (strokes muslim15's cock) sexyboy94: ....better? muslim15: whoa are you a sex predator? sexyboy94: .... muslim15: ive read about you boy i know your ways user sexyboy94 has been blocked but lupin did not give up he tried again meanwhile on muslim15's computer, he gets a message you have received a message from user: latino&turned-on59 accept message? (y/n) huh... wonder who it is ill accept said muslim15 latino&turned-on59: hey bay-b wanna hit up the mall l8r ??? muslim15: cant latino&turned-on: y not? muslim15: gotta babysit latino&turned-on59: babysit who ??? muslim15: my lil bro hes fuckin 10 muslim15: .....year olds latino&turned-on59: damn that sucks muslim15: .... yeah :'( latino&turned-on59: hey can i invite my friend in here muslim15: yeah sure thang which friend ??? latino&turned-on59: my hand (strokes muslim15's cock) latino&turned-on59: ....better? muslim15: ouch... easy man i got a gash on it latino&turned-on59: my bad dude my bad .... hey listen you wanna meet in person man ???? muslim15: yeah where latino&turned-on59: here in kenya muslim15: yeah im down here let me send you a picture of myself that way you recognize me man latino&turned-on59: cool dude muslim15 sends lupin a picture of himself real quick it was.......a picture of..... well....it was....well.... (stop this steve i wanna know what he looks like said the reader) (steve retaliates in a sarcastic manner) well excuuuuuse me princess im soooorrrrrry for putting you in anticipation brodude geodude said geodude (this is foreshadowing remember this line boy) geodude geodude geodude deogude anyway.... it was.... 3....2....1..... geodude latino&turned-on59: haha nice muslim15: whats so funny ????? latino&turned-on59: i see you enjoy your anabolic stereos muslim15: haha yeah 10g's of it a day haha XD latino&turned-on59: yeah dude just meet me at the local arcade ill see you there muslim15: XOXO gosh darn it lupin pay attention said sora angrily sorry man i was just so caught up in my cyber antics said lupin cyber antics ??? inquired sora yeah its a revolutionary way of performing illegal activites without being caught by the pigs said lupin sora looked confused as fuck lupin continued to explain yeah man like if you're feeling wicked salty or something you can take out your anger on a snobby bitch ass 14 year olds forreal ?? said sora yeah said lupin man talk about legit said sora excitedly but lupin said sora what said lupin some of us “of age” folk enjoy the company of 14 year olds said sora dont worry about it said lupin the web is full of lies (web of lies right?) the chances of the pigs catchin' us are slim to none dont worry sora our rep wont be harmed here haha tizzight said sora anyway said sora sora continued to say things: what are you planning on doing to muslim15 ????? asked sora rudely well.... thought lupin..... i think ill meet up with him at the arcade here and then ill clothesline his fucking face to the ground haha nice said sora sora has a go at this sexual predator thing shortly after this convo (or sex pred as we experts like to call it :) ) sora: im a sexual predator defeation: what? not in fuckin mood sora: i dont mean this to be sexual but can you give me a bj defeation: sure ill be over right away [cop sirens go off] woowoowoowoowoo said the cop sirens we are the cops said the cops hello said lupin you're under arrest for being sexually rude over the internet said the cops awww rats said lupin lupin you said we wouldnt get caught said sora so much for my rep not being harmed....shit fuck damn cock balls ****** shit fuuuuck no my rep i cant lose my rep heeeelp howd you get my name and shit said lupin we were posing as undercover 14 year olds and we .... got you lol !!! said the cops “looks like your going to jail boy” said the cops haha high five said the cops the cops high fived but the cops had shitty hand to i corrdination so the cops missed and hit the cops in the fucking face his face was covered in blood sora and lupin took advantage of this nonsense and bolted out in lupin's tight new whip woowoowoowoowoo said cop sirens throughout outer space shit they're onto us said lupin yeah man we gotta blitz said sora they did a kickflip and their wicked car movements caused them to be lost by the cops they went to the nearest world which was mario kart world they raced around rainbow road in lupin's tight new whip and they came in first after surviving a [img] fuck load [/img] of blue shells but hey... at least they won right ? good race man said lupin/sora's main race rival ..... john mccain fuck man you almost had us said lupin haha yeah said mccain if only i wasnt old as balls id probably get ya in the race.... buuut ill getcha next time (mccain jokingly punches lupin on the shoulder you know like friends do) so you're a street racer now huh mccain inquired sora im not proud of it said mccain but after losing the election to a ****** i really lost it man [flashback to mccain losing it] im losing it said mccain angrily knock it off said mccain's brother .... cain mccain im losing it still i cant stop said mccain angrily knock it off said mccain's other brother .... cocaine mccain [flashback to mccain losing it again] i wanna be a street racer said mccain to the execs at NBC we'll see said NBC mccain was not happy by this statement he grabbed the execs at NBC by the collar and roarded angrily dont test me.... ive already lost it once... dont make me LOSE IT again!!! :pissed: we'll see said NBC you bloody damn well will give me the position said mccain as he spat in the execs at NBC's face i said...we'll see said NBC through gritted teeth awww fuck it .. said mccain angrily as he blitzed out of the office, giving the execs the middle finger as he walked out also... the reader could have sworn he could have heard mccain cussing in the distance and causing a ruckus fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck said mccain he threw papers all over the place and he set NBC on fire the execs at the white house found out and started chasing after mccain mccain blitzed out of town in his brand new whip and headed into the distance [flashback to now] ah man that kind of blows... kind of giggled sora yeah im currently on the run from the cops so ive taken the guise of an undergound street racer known as john mkaine they'll most likely never find a resemblance haha nice said sora yeah said lupin spot on mate cheerio mate said ron weasley blimey mate said ron weasley bloody hell mate said ron weasley check mate said ron weasley anyway what you doing mccain wanna hang asked sora “well me and some buds were gonna go hit up some E at my friend's house... you in?” -mccain we have decided to (do/not do) E at your friend's house said sora and lupin circle the correct answer next chapter to be cornertinued ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000M] im not doing a chapteir 13 because its unlucky .... (scary sounds go here) .... awooo said chapter 13 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000N] chad 14 – coke at a bud's house “i can t do ecstacy lol said sora” said lupin “not after what happened in the battle of '85” [flashback to battle of 85] watch your fucking mouth said lupin to his mortal enemy, turbo sex turbo sex said something vulgar and pinned lupin's [img] bitch ass [/img] to the ground and tried to forcefeed lupin some E [flashback to now] pussy said mccain so lupin and sora blitzed out in lupin's tight new whip and headed to the nearest world which was a trap set up by the cops! :shit: haha said the cops and they stuffed lupin and sora in prison your trial is scheduled for the 29th said the cops goddammit i have a family to feed said lupin dont worry about them said the cops as he unbuttoned his shit , “ill take care of the family real good haha “real good XD” you have no thang to worry 'bout” sora was dumbfounded as fuck shit, if the trial is on the 29th and it's the 3rd right now that means we have to chill in prison for..... uhhhhh 14 days dumbass said lupin gatdam [fast-forward through the prison days] day 1 shit said lupin where said sora on my foot said lupin day 2 this bites day 3 doesnt count they were sleepy the next two weeks nothing reeaally hapemnened for the next two weeks except on the second to last day lupin's cock got all stinky and caused sora to vomit blood ewww said most people said most people most people said people most said daddy's gonna beat you, girl dont hit girls said boy fine then daddy's gonna beat you, boy dont hit boys said mate fine then daddy's gonna beat you, mate watch out mate said ron weasley what a weird day of prison said sora it's about to get weirder said lupin lupin butt raped sora with a knife awooo said the knife [the trial] the prosecutor was ****** the defense was lupin and sora and their lawyer was goddammit i forgot his name fuck it i dont need to remember his name ill be the lawyer said the reader before the trial started lupin was blatantly giving ****** the middle finger and then sneezed all over his own cock i have a cold said lupin order in the court said the judge, turbo sex you rascal you! Said lupin angrily and raised his fist at him kiss my ass fuck wad said turbo sex anyway, all rise said the bailiff the trial began the prosecturor may begin with the opening statements said turbo sex i am the prosecutor said ****** ****** continued i have come a long way from the world of africa and i am not afraid to fight JUSTICE ****** continued now sora and lupin are all cock mouths and they deserve nothing short of the death penalty the defense may proceed with their opening statements said turbo sex thank you said the reader psyche said turbo sex you rascal you! Said lupin angrily and raised his fist at him first witness for the defense: the cops where were you on the day of the crime said ****** nothing what said ****** nothing give me a real answer douche fuck nothing answer me you cock mouth or ill thrust a 10 pound weight up your ass the judge laughed wait why aren't you doing anything?! Lupin yelled angrily to turbo sex turbo sex said overruled the trial continued second witness for the defense – ****** yeah fuck all of you sora and lupin did fuck the cops ****** sat down the judge laughed wait why aren't you doing anything?! Lupin yelled angrily to turbo sex turbo sex said overruled the trial continued first witness for the prosecution: shut up said turbo sex this trial is over said turbo sex you rascal you! Said lupin angrily and raised his fist at him the jury will now deliberate said the judge the jury decided we have found the defendant guilty lupin shot a bullet in the air to cause a distraction lupin and sora blitzed out of the trial in lupin's new whip and headed to the next world which was his mom's womb lupin and sora tried playing 1 on 1 hoops to decide who would get to sleep in the fallopian tubes lupin won the game 15-3 best out of 3 said sora let's go again lupin won again 15-12 fuck it man this is stupid this court is unfair the hoop is biased fuck this im leaving sora wait said lupin don't leave man dont forget the cops are still after us fine fine fine said sora angrily.... but im not sleeping in the same room as you instead sora slept in the ovaries the eggs were getting all up in sora's business get out of my biznit said sora angrily the eggs spat on him ahhhh fuck this i cant take it anymore he left the ovaries and decided to sleep in the tight new whip which was parked in the uvula fuck this is crowded sora slept badly the next morning they decided to head to the next world which was a women's rights movement haha said everyone they headed out in lupin's tight new whip and headed to the next world which was bleach world fight the ghosts sora said lupin lupin shot a killing curse at a ghost (well actually in this shit they're called hollows) fuck hollows said lupin im just gonna call them ghosts instead that's fine said steve i was never a big fan of hollows either they fought through all the hollows and ran into the head of bleach world who was fucking shit this anime is stupid said the reader the reader continued to talk fuck bleach bleach fucking sucks holy fucking shit this anime is so fucking stupid i'd rather shove a steak knife up my fucking cock then watch this fucking shitty ass anime fuck anime whoa whoa said the ultimate twilight fan what said the reader how can you hate anime?????? hmmmm.... lets see ... because it's fucking retarded fuck anime the ultimate twilight fan was furious shut up dude said the ultimate twilight fan the reader shoved a 5 foot pole up the ultimate twilight fan's ass lupin and sora hate bleach so they blitzed out of the world and headed into the next one which was the ultimate twilight fan stopped them from leavin' (slang for leaving) i am _______________ to be continue-d ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000O] arteries 15 – now this chapter might have a sex scene (not sure though) i am busy said the ultimate twilight fan, so see ya later bro later man lupin and sora blitzed out of the world and headed into the next one which was a kingdom hearts forum this site is tight said the forum's banner sora joined the forum his username was monkeybutt he made an opening thread the thread title was “hi im new and lookin' for friends” [monkeybutt] yo yo yo im reppin' dis bitch [fireflame] welcome and be prepared to be nice! The next day sora got negarepped like fuck and he decided to make a new thread “y in the FUCK was i negarepped” [monkeybutt] goddamn i just want some friend y are you all fuck mouths [fireflame] try to be nicer the next day sora got banned like fuck his ban message was: next time you get nicer you may join -fireflame goddamn this forum dont worry said lupin, “ill take care of this shit” lupin calls up his boys from the invisionfree boards hey whats up man said lupin i am from the invisionfree boards said the boys from the invisionfree boards hey man if i hook you up with a clean 20 bucks will you spam the fuck out of this site for me hmmm.... perhaps in twenty minutes the kh forum was deleted whoaaaa howd' you do that said sora to the boys from the invisionfree boards we do not speak of our ways said the boys from the invisionfree boards where's my money faggot ass said the boys from the invisionfree boards sure thing... lupin fondles around in his pockets (and grabs his stinky cock for like 30 minutes)... but anyway after lupin checked his pockets he couldnt find anything! :uh oh: uhhhhhh here's the thing lupin shot a bullet in the air to cause a distraction lupin and sora busted out of that world in lupin's tight new whip and headed to the next world which was the dentist let me see them teef said the dentist the dentist slowly approached sora with his cock hanging out (screen fades to black) rape! Rape! Rape in the dentist's office yelled sora lupin swept the dentist's legs and set him on fire lupin and sora busted out in lupin's tight new whip and headed to the next world which was time travel 1990 – sora's childhood let me see your genitals said sora's mom dude your mom is a milf said sora's dad 1996 – soras bitchin ass first day of school let me see your genitals said soras teacher dude your teacher is a milf said sora's dad im not a mom said soras teacher.... im an alien suddenly green slime comes out of soras teacher's mouth let me see your genitals said the green slime [screen fades to black] quack said a wolf 1999 – soras first date his date was his mom dude your a milf said sora they had the jankiest sex you could ask for and eventually sora's dad walked in on them now this is unexpected said sora's dad happily 1990 – lupin's childhood let me see them genitals said lupin to his dog woof said his dog and bit lupin's hand lupin felt this strange sensation in his limbs and suddenly... the full moon came out and it was full awooo said lupin he turned into a werewolf let me see them genitals said lupin's dog [screen fades to black] 1996 – lupin's bitchin ass first day of school lupin you're expelled said the teacher, turbo sex w-what? No wolves in my school you rascal! She pointed her finger at him angrily and eventually lupin ran away from town he left his family and formed a new wolf pack in the wild ill kill you turbo sex....yeah.... ill fuck you up... i swear on it 1999 – lupin's first date his date was his genitals dude your a milf said his genitals they had the jankiest sex you could ask for and eventually sora's dad walked in on them let me get in on that said sora's dad [screen fades to black] goddammit get your cock out of my ear said lupin's genitals 1990 – ******'s childhood suddenly the time travel waves stopped sora and lupin from entering this area in time and a big face that looked a lot like ******'s face got all up in their biznit my past is classified said ****** [flashback to now] sora and lupin busted out in lupin's tight new whip and they headed to the next world which was a trap set up by the boys from the invisionfree boards! :shit: where's my money lupin huh my money, boy, where is it give me my money i dont have it right now ok ... will you LAY OFF!!!?? we go nowhere until you provide me with my money lupin said no and tried to bust out in lupi- fuck his ankle my money... now! Ill give it to you when im good and ready now no now i said no! Well then... you leave us no choice the boys from the invisionfree boards stuck his hand down lupin's throat and ripped out lupin's spinal cord and started stabbing him with it lupin died but it didnt end there the boys from the invisionfree board spammed the shit out lupin's internet forum and hacked onto his account and took away all his rep power no... not my rep.. please... take me instead... not my rep power... they didnt listen to lupin instead they took a cheese grater and ferociously rubbed it against lupin's face he was bleeding like fuck blood went everywhere outer space was covered in blood sora why arent you helping me asked lupin because those boys are scary i dont wanna fuck with 'dem you have no soul, sora, said lupin and he died brutally but it didnt end there the boys from the invisionfree boards shoved a shard of glass up lupin's nostrils and his nose started bleeding profusely outer space got a double coating of blood sora was so scared for his buddy lupin that he started crying quit crying, pussy said soras genitals sora.... said lupin's dying words what is it asked sora let me see them genitals lupin died and his body dissolved into darkness he was no more he was dead for good sora was so pissed he tried attacking the boys from the invisionfree boards but the boys from the invisionfree boards teleported away yelling mean cuss words so sora went home and decided to relax by listening to some my chemical romance and chillin' with his buds on KHI but his account was gone! Who deleted my account!?!?! i did said _____________ to be cooltinued ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000P] chadley sexteen (sex and teens do NOT make a very wholesome combo.... :yikes: .... let me just say this chapter's gonna be drama filled) – anyway chaptoert 16 starts now i did said sora's uncle who was also known as sora's dad because they family is all janked up like a ****** family and im glad i deleted it you spend way to much time on the internet you rascal you~ soras dad points his finger at sora like a faggot well shit im bored said sora three minutes after his khi account was deleted try studying for yo final exams shit nuts said soras dad i dont WANNA STUDY sora raored angrily and threw his physics textbook at the wall, causing a pretty fresh hole in the wall you're paying for that you rascal said soras dad shut up you're the WORST DAD ever said sora i hope your insides get eaten by a goat said sora soras dad then calls sora a faggot and leaves the next day – finals day 1 his first exam was math fuck math said sora said as he walked in 10 minutes tardy causing a ruckus (BOOM sounds go on in the background to emphasize the ruckus sora is causing) 10 points from sora said his teacher, who had a ski mask on to hide her face (who is it???? asked the reader... steve replies well im not gonna tell you yet man you gotta read on) during the exam sora got stuck on the third problem which was 3 – solve for x: 20 – x = 15 fucking shit sora said to the teacher .... you NEVER taught us this you cunt 10 points from sora said his teacher sora took a wild guess and drew a penis on his answer sheet and then said in parentheses next to the penis “this is what you like teacher... suck on that” when the exam ended his buddy leon approached him in the hallway so hey buddy how was the math exam asked leon i got that shit next eh, pretty easy just make sure you know how to graph slope-intercept thanks pal said leon and he walked off he was never seen again..... at the end of the day sora saw a ski masked person dragging leon's corpse across his street and his corpse was stuffed in the back of a mail truck sora skipped the rest of his finals yeah im not too worried about finals this year said sora to his dad (who was 12 kinds of pissed off at sora) yeah im not too worried because i aced all my classes and i only went to my math one because i could use a few extra points in that class since my grade is pretty borderline sora, being the cocky little faggot he is, tried for a pretend jump shot and sprained his ankle ok that one smarts said sora two days later sora got his grayds in the mail - math – 14% D- physics – 96% B- english – (blood covered this grayd so sora never saw what he got) psyche! English – F p.e. - 4% C+ (great job said the p.e. Teacher) social stud-e's – twenty spanish – no hablo english so i cant tell you what you got sorry sora pretty good haul this year said sora wait there are comments from my teachers math teacha - nice ringtone but work on your jumpshot physics teacho – nice jumpshot but work on your ringtone english teachin' – nice but work your ringtone on jumpshot p.e. - you gotta nice ping pong style i like yo style social studies teacherrer – faggot spanish – hey douchebag sora calls up his spanish teacher who was turbo sex what said turbo sex hi whats your beef with me why you call my house phone sorry sorry sorry i just want to know whats your beef i dont eat beef im jewish as fuck no i mean beef in a different way why you call my house phone quit being stupid teacher i need to know your beef stop calling my house phone she hangs up 30 minutes later she calls him back why you call my house phone .....the next day sora ran into the boys from the invisionfree boards hi said sora hello sora said the boys from the invisionfree boards you owe us some money sora what yes intriguing, how so? Well, you see, just because lupin is dead doesnt mean we dont get our pay we need our bank and since lupin left everything in his living will to you that also leaves you responsible for his debt fine, i got good grades in school i can afford a few bucks how much do i owe you 35 dollars + some doritos what flavor doritos not the ranch kind well thats all they have here well thats a problem the boys from the invisionfree boards cuffed sora in some tight new handcuffs where are you taking me???!! help! Rape! Rape! Rape in the bathtub! RapE! Sora gets knocked unconscious by the head boy of the invisionfree boards 3 hours later he woke up in an interrogation room alright sora we reached an agreement what said sora hold on gotta finish this real quick the head boy climaxed all over his foot anyway said the head boy we have decided to let you live on one condition what condition you do a job for us that job is ..... ? the job is to eliminate president baker of ArmsTech no problem sora said good good now weve left you with some backup for this mission meet your comrades, sora sora turned around it was otacon it was also snake ..... solid snake it was thirdly colonel campbell but he wont be making too many appearances hes more of a backseat character alright sora said otacon you are going to double team with snake and help him with this mission hey sup snake said sora (keep in mind this story takes place eh..... i dunno about 20-25 years following the events of mgs4 (good game btw) so snake's intestines are full of OLD and otacon's reaching his mid-life crisis and roy campbell is like 104 but he's fine due to the nanomachines naomi put in his body a couple weeks back) it's so great to be in the presence of the great solid snake i have arthritis said snake, “i can't do this anymore” snake said otacon snake snake snake you have to do it you promised the world you'd protect us from metal gear r-r-r-r-roy campbell said roy campbell fine, said snake, but i dont wanna go by snake anymore well what do you want to go by i wanna go by snack .... solid snack well that's a stupid name said sora solid snack was really irritated because he forgot to take his meds to he bum rushed sora in the back and sora's back broke ouch said sora so snake and sora headed towards shadow moses in lupin's tight new whip (actually it's sora's now so now you'll be seeing it as sora's tight new whip) at shadow moses thangs were weird four guards were on guard sora hid behind snake snake hid behind a guard snake started blaring some metallica one guard turned around huh? What was that noise? Said the guard snake spit in the guard's mouth to distract him and he and sora tried to run off but snake's arthritis started acting up and he fell to the ground fuck said snake hold on hold on let me carry you said sora sora carried snake through the rest of shadow moses man snake sure is heavy but it's a good thing i can max out at triple digits on the bench sora got a call on his codec it was otacon hey buds how goes the battle r-r-r-r-roy campbell said roy campbell otacon said snake we have a problem, guards are everywhere otacon said this: huh, must be busy no shit dumbass said snake yeah president baker must be working on the new metal gear here hurry snake said otacon k said snake sora and snake snuck into the armory and fought ocelot ocelot shot snake in the face but snake has the same sort of flesh that spongebob squarepants has so the bullet bounced off snake and hit ocelot square in the chest good hit bud said ocelot and he and snake did a black man handshake as he died sora got a call on his codec it was otacon sora i heard about your friend lupin im sorry about your friend lupin yeah, thanks otacon said sora and started crying quit crying said snake snake's arthritis started acting up and he fell to the ground and started bleeding profusely sora tried picking up snake again but he was worn out (he hasnt been able to exercise his abdominals as usual due to his abrupt journey) he was sweatin ******s by the time he reached the tank hangar and reached president baker president baker was standing on top of the new metal gear prototype... which look suspiciously dark skinned sora got a call on his codec it was roy campbell im so horny not sure i can help you there bud said sora sure you can.... just tell me where to find a good pet store hold on ill fax you the list said sora hey baker can i borrow your fax sure said baker hop on board sora faxed campbell the list of good pet stores really scrumptious pet stores by sora cullen foot locker pet smart ebgames ebpets snake is dead~! Yelled baker no im not said snake just practicing for my new mov- snake had another arthritis attack and died in an ocean of his own blood haha said baker perfect said baker you fell right for the trap said baker and he took off his mask it was head boy of the invisionfree boards thanks for leading snake's corpse here mate said baker the boys from the invisionfree boards came out from the shadows and drank all the blood they then performed this really cool alchemy trick where the blood they drank transferred from their bodies to the innards of the metal gear prototype meet the new metal gear prototype said baker METAL GEAR ****** all hail ******~ yelled the boys from the invisionfree boards in honor of their leader, ****** all hail ******~ all hail ******~ all hail ******~ metal gear ****** woke up and shot several stinger missiles at sora the boys from the invisionfree boards shot bullets with their revolvers at sora too sora's pretty good at gymnastics so he dodged all of that and still landed on his feet sora got a call on his codec sora it's me otacon otacon, my hands are a little tied right now sora your matters can wait what im about to tell you is important fine fine what is it you must get out of there i cant im over 1000 feet underground and everywhere is surrounded by the boys from the invisionfree boards shucks said otacon ill get back to ya said otacon and he hung up well well well said sora looks like ill have to fight my way out he swing his keyblade dangerously at the boys from the invisionfree boards and 3 were knocked unconscious but metal gear ****** shot 3 stinger missiles at sora again sora jumped in midair and landed on one stinger missile and kicked the second one at the third one, causing a collision that exploded enough to destroy metal gear ****** yeah take that said sora happily as he thrusts his arms in the air in victory no no no this cant be happening said baker ****** cannot find out about this shit what do i do thought baker use the force said ron weasley good call said baker boys, halt your attack! Baker sent out his 3 main henchmen ron weasley riku kairi riku? Kairi? What are you doing on ******'s side????? kill said riku in a robot like voice kill said kairi in a robot like voice check mate said ron weasley in a british like voice sora tried to sweep ron weasley's legs but riku hit sora with his dark keyblade and kairi was in the background preparing a meal (hamburger helper to be exact) (audience groans) now come on be nice to her! (steve says) she's only been a woman for 14 months :P (but more on that later) riku shoved a metal pipe up sora's nose get him weasley said riku eat slugs! said ron wealsey spell from chamber of secrets hits sora in the mouth and also this isn't chamber of secrets so ron's wand isnt broken so soras mouf mouth is [img] busted the fuck up [/img] and [img] spitting out [dbl img] slugs [/dbl img] [/img] haha now yo mouf stank said riku mate said ron weasley you alright mate asked ron weasley yeah im fine said sora as he kept vomiting slugs just a little nauseous dont worry mate it's only temporary said ron weasley wait why are you being so kind and loving asked sora to trick you ron stabbed sora in the face with his wand unfortunately ron's wand isnt build for hand to hand knife duels so the stabbing didnt kill sora but instead created a gash across his face lets kill him said riku the boss will be so proud of us riku and ron weasley approach sora with the sword of gryffindor but wait! A barrier separates sora from riku and ron weasley! Cloakcked bastard shows up and protects sora from a fatal blow you will harm no one here riku said claocked basturd and he zapped riku with a flick of the wrist flick of the wrist~ flick of the wrist~ bloody hell mate siad ron weasley i feel a bit woozy said ron weasley mate ron weasley said this as he fell to the ground unconscious hey mate, it's MATEing season cloackeked bastard teleported sora back to his house sora's chillin in his room when cloackked bastard said this: sora, you must stop your journey why next semester shouldnt be very easy for you and you need to study you rascal but i dont WANNA STUDY your schedule is very demanding sora please dont argue with your husband claocked bastard uncloakced himself it was edward cullen haha tight said sora how did you survive asked sora i survived because to be vicious next chapert ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000Q] chernobyl 17 – breaking dawn i survived because i have two personalities the one edward you saw die was just my angry form but now im very loving <33333 they had the roughest sex you could ask for sora put his car in edward's garage sora inserted his cartridge into edward's snes sora played bumper cars with his penis and edward's balls sora put his snake through edward's back door ron weasley got a little bit in on it sora poached edward's whale with his javelin sora eradicated the data with his virus otacon called on codec sora are you okay? Sora thrusted his cartridge up otacon's snes so hard it wouldnt turn on correctly dont disturb me while im consummating my relationship said sora angrily sorry sorry said otacon and he decided to prank codec ansem anyway back to sora sora had the best sex of his life (well, except for that one time with his great nephew atticus but more on that later) the next day was ...... not so great while edward was out christmas shopping sora found a pregnancy test in his room and curious as to how it worked, he tested it on himself sora then realizsesd he was pregantnt (pregnant) no no no this must be a mistake said sora nervously no no no fuck no this cant be happening dont come out please! Sora yelled to his babby he tried pushing his womb in so the baby would not come out im coming out whether you like it or not said the babby no no no no this sucks tell me about it said the baby sora called the government hellow this is the government help~ how do i get rid of a baby????? well ..... you try pushing your womb in yet ? Yeah well if that didnt work you should try getting an abortion but im conservative well your reign is over buddy we have a ****** runnin thangs now whether you like it or not so you best consider an abortion sora went to No pregnancy symptoms, Pregnant now what, Medical clinics - abortions.com but sora saw an aborted fetus on the front page and vomited blood due to his disgust of abortion he was disgusted some more after he went to stupidfetus.com this caused sora to vomit a fetus (long story dont ask more on that and the trial of 2005 later) sora then went to the abortion store next to ebgames it was called ebabortthefetus hi id like to abort the fetus sorry were closed we dont do anything during the eve of christmas or on christmas in honor of jesus our lord and savior i thought you guys were agnostic asked sora no no no no we said we were agnostic during the summer holidays oh alright said sora well... when can i come in and get rid of this baby ??? dont tell me your pregnant yeah sora blushed who's the lucky lass? Edward cullen uh oh said the clerk what said sora this is bad said the clerk what is bad asked sora edward's a vampire, right? Get to the point swanson doesnt that mean the baby could be ..... a vampire no i think that skips a generation said sora no thats werewolf oh said sora yeah your kid might be a vampire yuck said sora yeah so like if your breastfeeding him and hes gettin all up in your titties he's going to be sucking your blood not your milk well better my blood than my calcium right i suppose anyway ill talk to my husband about this and ill talk to you about it on the 26th sure thang bud sora went back home and started plotting ways to get rid of the baby he started cutting his wrists i (cut) do not (cut) want (cut) a vampire (cut) child (cut!) oh edward where art thou you always know what to do in these situations i love you edward more than anythang sora called up otacon on codec otacon should i abort the fetus ??? brb said otacon he took a piss (which was half bleeding because he has typhus) k im back said otacon and no i dont think you should get an abortion we could use him for our cause what do ya mean vampires are wild hunters, sora, they know how to do thangs in the battlefield we could use them in our fight against corruption you sure yes said otacon i knew this one vampire named vamp and he was a real powerful soldier he killed many and left no traces of life your son could be a great killing machine but what if its a girl asked sora then get an abortion sounds good so what should i tell edward about the child dont tell him if he's going to be a soldier you should keep him on the down low edward's never been a fan of war wait i thought he liked world war 2 no he just thought harry truman looked cute oh ok anyway yeah thanks otacon also, merry christmas bud my present is on the way to your house now enjoy! Sora felt happier now that otacon made some sense into him also otacon im having a christmas party tomorrow you down ? Yeah can i bring my brother, octagon too? Sure thing man i have a lot of meatloaf to go around bye bye~ they blew kisses and hung up sora tried to make his stomach look less fat by pretending to be morphing into a whale although that excuse didnt relly bode well with edward when he came home from christmas shopping honey why are you so large sorry man i think im morphing into a whale i wouldnt believe that for a second sora drew a blowhole on his chest to make his excuse look more realistic do you believe me now yeah said edward edward said more thangs though sora im sorry about you turning into a whale but look on the brightside christmas is 2moroe! They high fived each other and sora felt a pain in his back dont be so aggressive yelled the fetus sora why do you have a fetus in your stommach well.... uh.... goddammit sora im sorry OKAY! Sora started crying it's just RLY HARD trying to hide it from you well fuck said edward, why didnt you just wait before you ate? I brought home chinese now it's a waste! (he throws his bag of chinese food at sora) the fetus crawled out of soras stomach and ate it i love chinese food said the fetus he went back into the womb and listened to some tunes on his ipod while chompin' on some of dat chinese edward left later that night because he was invited to a christmas party where he worked (he's a carpenter) and so sora was left alone weird things started happening sora felt all woozy and fell to the ground unconscious he had visions of his first day of high school [flashback to first day of high school] hi im the teacher said the teacher, sex&drugs im going to take attendance said sex&drugs president baker here jeff miller here harriet tubman not here alright smartass here suddenly the dream sequence became blurry and sora woke up yikes said sora i hate that memory he started bashing his headdd against the wall yelling I MUST FORGET I MUST FORGET I MUST FORGET THOSE MEMORIES but he didnt forget~ :'( however, 30 minutes later soras water broke the baby came out wow your so sexy said sora i think ill name you gerald sora called up otacon on codec otacon the baby has been born good said otacon, right on time what do you want me to do with him fax it to me k sora folded his baby into a paper airplane and flew it to otacon otacon received the baby in about 20 minutes he'll make a great soldier said sora as he cried tears of joy for his son his WHAT?! Roared edward to be cooneted ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000R] chadley 8teen – edwards angry im angry as fuck said edward edward left sora for good where are you going asked sora, as he lay in a pool of his own tears crying im going to find my son edward went out the door angrily (his angry side has revived hes no longer very loving :c )) awooo said his loving side his angry side told his loving side to piss off ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [000S] children nine19 – holiday hijinx sora woke up real early on christmas morning holy fuck rabbits its chrismtas said sora exclammatoringly he ran out into the living room where his mother and father were situated and he looked under the tree to see all his presents merry xmas son! Merry chrism- wait where are all the presents oh dont worry about those we decided not to do it this year well that's not very fair said sora and he threw a bitch fit we gave all your presents to charity sora fuck charity ill be in my room toking up dont disturb me you bastards you ruined my life that's our boy!~ said soras dad happily sora locked himself in his room and started crying his parents remained out his door singing christmas carols sing along son~ on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me~ one irish ****** and a partridge in a pare tree~ on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me~ two games for the gamecube on the third day of christmas this ****** gave to me~ my bike back to me~ STOP SANGING said sora so angrily his vocal cords emitted so many decibels into the air it caused the house to crack slightly down the middle deck the halls~ KNOCK IT OFF YOU SOCIAL REJECTS siiiiilent night~ hooooooly night~ sora tried to not hear his parents by blaring some metallica rly loud but his parents just kept singing louder sora decided to take matters into his own hands sora called up otacon whassup sora how was your christmas did you get that ps3 yet??? nah shit man i got two ps3's a wii and a dodge viper man your life must suck because i have more material things than you yeah i agree with otacon 100% anyway otacon im going to the fucking north pole and getting what i deserve from the man himself sora busted out of his house in his parents tight new whip that they bought for themselves for christmas and headed for the north pole you give that back you rascal! (soras mom raises fist angrily at sora) that's my boy!~ said soras dad happily, now honey... let me see them genitals sora parked his car in the nearest parking lot and headed into the elves workshop but it was nothing like he imagined elves were wearing swastikas on their arms and santa had a copy of mein kampf at his bedside yikes this place is creepy said sora get to work minions there are still some aryans we need to get some presents to but master we've yet to deliver any presents to the entire middle east goebbels take this man to the incinerator a jew must have snuck in with us said santa yes my fuhrer said goebbels and killed the faggot sora didnt think he could steal any toys very easily so he trekked back to the reindeer stables and chilled next to blitzen, plotting his next move try going through the pipes whispered blitzen holy shit quit talking to me your bref stank said sora so vixen whatd you get for christmas sora overheard dasher say this not much just 4 condoms and a copy of iron man the dvd huh, not a bad haul what about you rudolph i got head nice, nice and you, prancer? (prancer has a real deep black man voice) well i got a skype mic so i can talk to my buds haha nice said dasher sora couldnt take it anymore he bolted out and started sneaking in through the pipes the pipes kept dripping some oil drip drip~ drip drip~ (drippage sounds go here) wait whats that one spell lupin taught me sora wondered flashback to lupin's days: sora use incendio if your in trouble flashback to now incendio! Yelled sora angrily and the entire elves workshop got set on fire dammit yelled santa santa and his gestapo died brutally but he had some last words: oh boy ******'s going to kill me for letting this happen he really wanted us to finish that firetruck for him he died sora snuck into santa's room and stole a VCR now this is what i deserved for christmas all along but on his way out he ran into mrs. Claus (who will be played by none other than shia labeouf in this story) where is my husband she asked check the infirmary said sora and he shot a gun in the air to cause a distraction he bolted out in his parents' tight new whip and headed to the next world which was doesnt matter it's christmas eveyrwhere's happy! Sora chilled at home playing with his presents pretty good haul this year said sora to be chchektineud ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ [00P2] Chapters 20 and up can be seen here: http://forums.khinsider.com/fanficti...ml#post3568025 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ please comment and dont just say it's the stokes steve your the best because i know its the stokes i mean haha it almost got published XD | ||||||
 
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| Re: new kh3 story come here!!! it's revoltuonary! [Chapter 21 is up! 12-27-08] I ran out of space on my previous post so I have to continue here, but no worries! ENJOY1 for you convenince i have provided a table of contents all you must do is proceed to use the ctrl+f function and type in the code next to eh chapter number and it'll take you directly to the new chapoter how cool is that? pretty cool huh XD?? yeah id say so haha! tabel of constituents: chaz 20 [000T] chadler 21 [000U] racism chapptor twenty 2 [000V] irving 23 [000W] part 1 of the story [00P1] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ [000T] chaz 20 – sora cullen: king of games soras christmas break sucked so much balls christmas break get off my balls said sora sorry said christmas break thats my boy~! Said soras dad he's not your child said sora yes he is we adopted him say hello to your new brother i hate older brothers they're so pretentious said christmas break and he cut sora's mouth open with his switch blade fuck my face is bleeding yelled sora sora quit instigating your brother you're grounded said soras dad on the last day of christmas break he saw something janky in the sky it was blue eyes white dragon~! Man i gotta get out of here said sora should we save the ones we love? Asked soras conscience (who will be played by none other than teen sensation beyonce) fuck the ones we love i hate life said sora Sora busted out of the world in his tight new whip and made it out of earth's atmosphere just in the knick of time everything in earth got destroyed and everyone in it was brutally killed (including otacon and r-r-r-r-r-roy campbell) i am the last warrior said sora no you're not said christmas break he was driving out of earth in his 2009 dodge stratus with soras parents in the back seat thanks for saving us honey soras mom said to christmas break that's my boy~! Said soras dad sora you're grounded you selfish jerk go to your room blue eyes chased after sora and sora blitzed for the nearest safe haven which was battle city (otherwise known as communist russia 1921) but his car got busted to shreds because his car got struck by blue eyes' neutron blast and soras car got all stanked up and it died but thankfully blue eyes ran out of MP and he retreated to the nearest inn looks like im stuck in this world whats up said sora to the world hello sora said a masked duelist sora pulled out a keyblade wait! Who goes there??? said sora menacingly come out or ill fuck you all up with my keyblades haha fool! Said the masked duelist weapons get you nowhere in this world we are unaffected by normal weapons and all the only thing that matters here is dueling well that's stupid said sora i agree said a masked duelist but most of us have nowhere to go since we're the ghetto of all the universe (which will be played by clint eastwood in this story) we're pretty poor since our parents made some bad decisions in their childhood and due to the economical climate of battle city if we are born to poor people we are destined to be poor yikes yeah it's not great so we take out our anger in fist fights but as this is battle city we fight in card games what happens if you lose a duel you go to the shadow realm what's that like africa ah yeah *awwwwkward * i dont have a deck though said sora i think i can back you up said a masked duelist here take this deck thanks man i owe you one dont lose though, because that deck has sentimental value my brutally murdered brother gave it to me wow how did he die a really bad disease what disease homosexuality ah that sucks so if this deck has so much meaning why are you giving it to me i have faith in you .... there's this odd feeling about you probably because of these sora reveals that is skin is covered in a coat of snake skin this must be what's making my skin feel odd ah so can i practice duel you , you know, to test thangs out sure thang thanks masked duelist said sora you can call me turbo sex goddammit i was duped haha psyche i lied about the deck it's a shitty deck and now it's the only thing you've got to duel me with well i disagree to the duel you can't, because you cant back out of a challenge you already made haha~ said turbo sex my plan was perfect plan? I sent that blue eyes to attack your world and send you here now i can eliminate you on my own turf ahhh horse shit, i gotta props you though because i didn't quite expect this but why do you want to kill me? I have my reasons said turbo sex the arena was covered in a dark cloud loser goes to the shadow realm the duel began turbo sex went first and played shadow moses in attack mode attack life points directly sora lost 7000 life points i cant lose here said sora i dont wanna go to africa all the people there stink YUGIOH~! sora morphed into a slightly older version of himself i am yami sora prepare to ddduel impossible~ you possess the millennium puzzle?! No said sora it's just a magic trick lupin taught me lupin ;_; he morphed back into his regular self unfortunately i cant do it for very long since my MP is very little im more of a strength user not a magic user anyway, my turn said sora huh what do these cards do ? Inquired sora hey turbo sex am i allowed to play five monsters at once because thats all i got no you can't too bad im a rule breaker sora played all five pieces of exodia and won the duel ah horse shit i gave him the wrong deck see you in africa douchebag sora said im not going there he escaped how'd you escape it was a magic trick lupin taught me lupin ;_; come back here you booger haha you think im a booger but im snot said turbo sex sora threw three hand grenades at him but missed fuck fuck fuck he escaped sora headed to the nearest building which was kaiba corp. seto kaiba was trying to toke up on his snes this isnt working said kaiba hey kaiba can you give me a ride to a different world this place is stupid for $10 maybe all i got is 5 dolla well all you gonna get from me is a no ride come on man said sora fine but you're riding in the back kaiba spat on sora (and his spit had some blood in it) sorry nose bleed ugh sora took matters into his own hands and stole kaiba's new whip (a 1994 toyota) and sora headed out of battle city kaiba corp started chasing after sora sora flashed the kaiba corp gang symbol (a penis) oh shit he's one of us said kaiba corp's main crony, turbo sex no im not im just really horny haha nice said turbo sex sora got cuffed up real good by kaiba corp and locked in a basement cell with nothing but rats awww rats said sora sora left thanks to there being no walls in the basement cell as sora left domino city the boys from the invisionfree boards showed up lookin real buff shit i gotta hide he hid behind the boys from the invisionfree boards sora eavesdropped on everything from here on out the boys from the invisionfree boards went into kaiba corp hello kaiba said head boy, president baker (his boys had his back (slang for supportin' dem)) ah, baker, what brings you here said kaiba (turbo sex had his back) why you tryna start a gang war huh asked baker you know you cant take us why, i dont know what you're talking about we caught one of your henchmen spying on our group baker pulled out mokuba kaiba BIG BROTHER~! Yelled mokuba (fucking hate mokuba) i cant believe you got caught stupid ass said kaiba, so what'd you find out from them mokuba started crying im-im-im-im sorry! They kidnapped me nearly a day after you sent me over there. They kept me under wraps to make it look like i was getting the job done ah, so all the info you've been sending me is fake, huh? It was a proxy, kaiba, said baker thanks to my top henchmen, ron weasley haha, you're making me blush, mate said ron weasley now kaiba, we know you've been trying to take us out, and now we're going to kill you invisionfree style you're foolish, baker, you know how we settle thangs here D-D-D-D-DUEL losing gang goes to the shadow realm said kaiba as turbo sex set up the field i know the rules the duel began psst kaiba whispered sora (except he was about 30 feet away from kaiba so it wasnt really a whisper it was more of a slight yell) what is it sora said kaiba take these cards but dont tell anybody sora threw kaiba the exodia cards i owe you one sora kaiba played exodia and won the duel see you in the shadow realm said kaiba we arent going to the shadow realm said baker yes you are turbo sex set this whole field up so you can't escape nah said turbo sex, it's just a magic trick lupin taught me lupin ;_; the boys from the invisionfree boards (including turbo sex) escaped (sora escaped too because he hid inside Baker's mouf (which was really uncomfortable because he never brushes his teef)) but kaiba corp did not they fell into the teeming darkness that is africa good work spying for us, turbo sex, said baker ****** will be proud of us said turbo sex not if i kill you first sora summoned a dark magician and tried to kill the boys from the invisionfree boards but turbo sex's blue eyes stopped the attack come with us, sora, if you want to find riku and kairi soras conscience fell for the words because he really really really wants to find his buds fine ill come sora came fuck man you came all over me said turbo sex they went to the next world which was: a run-down alleyway in urban new york this looks like a good place said baker baker touched his left arm violently whats on your left arm asked sora and he took a look why do you have ******'s 9th grade year book picture as a tattoo asked sora because it's a dark mark ****** was summoned why did you summon me here baker we've got him said baker and he handed him sora any last words sora? Huh let me think...... soras last words were: buzz off~! Sora punched ****** with a kick and tried running away but the boys from the invisionfree boards stood in his way and they pushed him back into the arena fight~! Fight~! Fight~! Yelled the boys sweep his legs sweep his legs yelled ron weasley ****** swept soras legs very quickly and sora landed wrong ow my arm his arm was broken sora was knocked unconscious MEANWHILE IN AFRICA god this place sucks said kaiba what said a ****** (not ******, just a ****** DO NOT CONFUSE THIS) theres nothing to do in this place you can eat sand said a ****** kaiba tried eating sand but it didnt work it was too dry you got any milk or anything no goddammit to be knee-z'd ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ [000U] chadler 21 – the legal chapter sora was unconscious and the boys from the invisionfree boards pissed on him wake up stoopid said ****** gah im all wet said sora fight me like a man, pussy said ****** sora ran towards ****** with his arms held high (well, arm, since one was busted to shreds) time for power said sora and he ran into ****** with full speed i activiate my trap card – punch you in the fuckin' mouf soras mouf flew off his face and his face was fucked up bloody and now sora couldnt talk can you hear me asked sora what said the reader sora tried readjusting his jaw what about now huh said the reader goddammit i need to find my mouf sora kept a watchful eye in case his mouf was found ****** broke 33 bones in soras body before he could find his mouth this is my favorite part said ****** ****** spit on sora with full speed soras eye flew out of his socket ****** then pinned soras head against the ground and bashed it with some barbed wire ow~ ow~ ow~ soras head was no more it died hey steve have you seen my head asked sora? Nope said steve what about now said sora not yet ****** told steve to lie to sora in order to progress the story better but steve disagreed sora watch out for ****** he fights dirty said steve im rooting for ****** said the reader well we have certainly reached a parting of the ways then said steve hey readers ill bet you 10 bucks sora wins the fight against ****** oh you're ON boy sora believed in the heart and pulled out his keyblade but he didnt have a head, an arm, or 33 of his bones so it was hard hitting ****** with his keyblade but he got a few jabs in good hit bud! Said ******, “unfortunately, you're too ssslow~” ****** took soras keyblade by force haha i've got it! Said ****** no not my keyb lade give that bark! Bark bark! Bark bark said a dog sora got a lot more busted up thanks to ****** and the power of his keyblade haha tight said turbo sex now let's... bust outta this joint the two escaped in ******'s tight new whip (basketball shoes) goddammit i thought sora would win said steve pay up douchebag said the reader steve handed the reader 10 bucks hey this is monopoly money ( the reader doesnt look too happy :| ) haha gotcha said steve (punches the reader on the shoulder you know like friends do) but ill tell you what said steve “ill give you real money if you take sora to the hospital for me” why dont you do it because i gotta piss real bad (steve leaves) you are now in charge of the story (use your imagination to decide how sora makes it to the hospital) (ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AS LONG AS SORA ENDS UP IN THE HOSPITAL AT THE END) (oh and don't forget to be creative ^.^) (PM me some short stories on how sora ends up in the hospital and ill make the person with the most creativity a mod~!) so sora ends up in the hospital and his nurse was not hot i am ugly said the nurse, goofy a~hyuck said goofy and kissed sora on the lips nastily ew you got slobber all over me and besides i feel a lot better im leaving oh hey sora i left you a car it's in the garage sora left the hospital in his tight new whip (1492 pirate ship) and went to the next world which was seinfeld world nothing happened sora busted out in his tight new whip and went to the next world which was a phone call by edward cullen sora we need to go to a lawyer to confirm our divorce not after i find ****** and rough him up he STOLE MY KEYBLADE dont care said edward were getting a divorce and you have to be there or else i get everything you own ugh fine so sora stopped hunting after ****** for a short period of time and busted out in his tight new whip and headed to the next world which was divorce court all rise said the bailiff honorable judge chigger presiding take yo seats said chigger edward you may start i want my baby boy ;_; the reader suddenly had an urge of thought (oh, what happened to soras child? Did he die in the explosion of earth?! Asked the reader excitedly) ( ^.^ said steve, “oh you'll see” ) solid case, your turn sora wheres my KEYBLADE bark bark said a dog also solid said chigger hmmm now how do i decide this wondered chigger alright im going to flip a coin heads i get everything you both own tails edward gets everything but sora gets custody of the child but if the coin lands on its side sora gets everything including custody of the child he flipped the coin the coin disappeared in mid-air ohohohoho i didnt expect that said chigger (but chigger did this (=^.^=) following the flip so i think he did expect it he must be a magician or something) looks like the baby stays in the wild but edward gets his thangs and sora keeps his thangs if i cant have my baby boy ;_; said edward then.... I DONT WANT TO LIVE he bit himself in the heart (which regained a bit of his loving side back) edward died though so he didnt have a loving side or an angry side anymore but instead he only had a dead side good riddance said sora i agree said chigger i never liked vampires especially not ones that act like fairies your pretty cool said sora and they high fived since edward's dead now sora you get custody of everything, even the child haha nice you like how i planned that out said chigger yeah you're a jokester you rascal~! They high fived however, you will have to return back to your maiden name, sora, said chigger that's fine, i never liked the name cullen anyway looks im once again known as sora milf but on a more serious note, sora, said chigger, i need your help, and i think you could use mine what's up, skid? Well, we both have a common goal which is? Destroy ****** you knew?! ******'s one of the most top secret black market projects how did you know about that? Asked sora We've had a few run-ins in the past said chigger he's my brother said chigger ah he's my brother and and...? he's my brother and he ruined my life chigger continued we grew up in africa, detached from society, derailed by the public, we were poor, we were hungry, we wanted out my parents were the poorest of the poor poor bastard interrupted sora anyway, chigger continued my parents gave birth to a child and that child was me unfortunately my father was mentally retarded and i have unfortunately inherited that gene my parents hated me for being retarded in fact, they tried to kill me in ways unimaginable dad tried locking me in a car trunk he put peanut butter on my balls and let a pack of rabid wolves out in my room he offered to cut my hair and instead cut my scrotum my mom, on the other hand was much less caring she hit me with a wrecking ball at full velocity she gave me false directions to school and instead led me to a white power rally she ripped out my spinal cord and stabbed me with it several times in the eyes and you get the idea ergo, they hated me, they wanted me gone but i never died retarded i may be, i was indeed quite strong so strong, in fact, i was able to stay alive and keep a positive outlook on life however, my parents were not so fortunate so, to eclipse the mistake that was “their rotten son, chigger”, they tried to have another child, in hopes that their child would be, for lack of a better word, not a mistake, like i was they named this child ansem, he was named after my father, and he was, unfortunately for my parents, not as they had hoped he was almost perfect in the eyes of my parents, except that he wasn't very good looking, so they sold him to a pack of wild werewolves i have never seen him since (sora stayed especially quiet when he said ansem's name.... he didnt want to tell chigger about his brother's brutal murder) now, you may be asking why i didnt stay away from my family like ansem did the answer is simple i was retarded i stayed because i was afraid of the real world i stayed because, regardless of how abused i was, i wanted to grow, to show my parents that i was not weak, that i could please them anyway, after ansem left, my parents were growing worried mother was reaching her mid-life crisis (she's 20 years older than dad) and dad was starting to math debate (sorry i have a lisp so its hard to say the technical word for “jackin' off” XD ) but yeah he was started to math debate more than the amount of sperm he produced so it was hard to produce a baby, let alone a perfect one so they met with a buddy this buddy was a genius this genius in fact invented stem cell research so my parents paid this buddy a bit of cash to create a perfect child to insert into my mom's womb this perfect child was everything my parents were and wished to be themselves, he was the child created to truly serve as the next generation member of our family this child was inserted into my mom's womb, set to be born in 8 months however, this child was a weird child since this was the first birth involving stem cell research this baby was more or less a prototype the pregnancy hurt my mom real good haha “real good” and my mom got really sick and died before this child was born this buddy was also a skilled doctor and he prolonged my mom's death long enough to transfer the fetus from my mom to my dad the operation was a success, but mother died in the process im terribly sorry fuck wad said sora no its fine said chigger, she was a real whore mouth anyway, chigger continued 3 months later, the child was born, and my dad named him ****** (named after the first indonesian prince of africa, my dad's favorite bowler) ****** was the perfect child he got perfect grades in school all the relatives loved him everybody loved him he was the child i could never become i dont know much about what my brother did during his childhood, for he stayed out of the house or locked up in his room working on things however, when he turned 17 my dad mysteriously vanished, and ****** told me not to worry about it and he tried to kill me in my sleep that night however, nobody had known what i had been doing on my own free time (just for reference, i am 6 years older than ******) once ****** was born, i got really angry i wanted to show my parents that i had potential so i mentally trained myself to not be a fucking retard and by the time i reached 21 or 22, i had grown into an exceptionally strong man brimming with potential i couldnt wait to show my dad what i could do that same day, when i was going to show him my stuff was the day my dad vanished and then ****** tried to kill me in my sleep that night but he had no idea of the potential i had gained i couldnt really hurt him, for he was very strong, but i could defend for myself as i fled the country and went into hiding 10 years have passed since then and i've been doing all i can to figure out my brother's ways but it hasnt been easy he's very good at maintaining a low profile in society, since there is very little information on him i have, however, in 10 years, figured out 3 crucial bits of information on his past these three bits of information combined with your knowledge on present day ****** will help us destroy him once and for all first bit of info: i figured out that it was ****** who intentionally killed my mother when he was a wee little fetus bark bark said a dog when he was a wee little fetus in my mom's womb, he already had an IQ of 150, due to the perfect genes in his body, and he intentionally poisoned mother due to a virus he contracted by inhaling fumes from my mom's stanky fallopian tubes i do not know why he killed my mom, but this info is important because it shows that my brother had psychopathic tendencies even at an early age perhaps killing mom was to test what he was truly capable of this also shows that ****** is capable of just this at an early age who knows what he is capable of now so sora im just warning you of the danger we are preparing to face second bit of info: i figured out that ****** was a world championship duelist, otherwise known as the king of games he used this to advantage when was 17 and challenged my dad to a duel to the death father lost, and he was banished to the shadow realm, the deep darkness known as africa i figured out that ****** did this to father because he was the only living person who knew who was behind the experiments that created ****** ****** wanted to know who it was, but father never told him see, as ****** got older, father began to come to his senses he realized that ****** had more to him than just a perfect facade dad tried to stop ****** also, dad was also a powerful duelist as well, he was nationally ranked he felt the only way he could stop ****** was by sending him to the shadow realm so they dueled to the death ****** did it because he was angry at dad for not telling him about the crazy doctor behind the experiments and father did it because he wanted to shut ****** away from society for good once he found out about his ways i have also deduced that since this meeting, ****** has been doing all of his evil deeds for one sole reason: to find the one behind the experiments third bit of info: ****** can also manipulate time and travel through it at his will i do not know how he gained this ability i do not know what he plans to do or has done with this ability but it's important to know that he does control such an ability i know it's a lot to take in, sora, but i need you to explain everything you know about ****** as well, so we can combine ideas and work together as a team to stop him sora looked dumbfounded as bark bark said a dog bark dog said a bark fuck sora said this: hey chigger i wasnt paying attention what were you saying chigger repeated everything a second time did you get it all that time get what fucking shit third time: so sora im glad you understand now, but now i need you to explain everything that you know to me sora spilled his guts out sora then cleaned the guts up and told chigger everything he knew ah, i see, said chigger he's running the invisionfree boards, the strongest gang in the world he has destroyed kaiba corp, the second strongest gang in the world he is a twilight fan he killed ansem before sora's own eyes (haha nice cover up sora laughed the reader) he is the headmaster of hogwarts (this i already knew) he has been searching for your keyblade, which he now possesses he is a democrat it is impossible to access his memories by time travel he tried to take over this story by attempting to kill steve and turn the real world into a black supremacy world (pretty much nazi germany except blacks are in charge – phase one of this plan was completed with barack obama being elected) he leads santa and his elves (who are now all dead) he has brainwashed riku and kairi into joining his ranks he built the most recent metal gear prototype in short, he is an enigmatic, murderous sociopath ... among other things that arent entirely crucial thank you for telling me this sora said chigger im willing to back you up dude said sora we must destroy ******, he has done more than enough to me, i must get my revenge i agree said chigger he has ruined my childhood, he has destroyed everything dear to me, and most importantly, my success in life has been eclipsed by his murderous activities..... i must destroy him once and for all.... for JUSTICE the two saluted each other and did a really tight handshake (in this story we'll refer to the handshake as the tupac shake-r) so, what do we do first asked sora first we must go to africa ew no that place is stanky we must, sora, my father was banished there, we must figure out who was behind the experiments that created ******, and my father is the only one who has the answer then... let's blitz! They headed out in soras tight new whip and headed to the next world which was africa sup kaiba asked sora goddammit i hate sand its so dry~! Fuuuuck ~! eat it! Demanded a ****** as he shoved kaiba's face into the blazing hot sand so kaiba what's been going on in africa asked sora this is whats been going on said kaiba to be courtrotineud ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ [000V] parole 22 – stanky ****** shit (the racism chapter) (AS A WARNING I AM NOT A VERY RACIST PERSON I IN FACT HAVE A FEW BLACK FRIENDS I JUST USE THEM FOR THIS CHAPTER BECAUSE THEY'RE FUNNY LOOKING) this is whats been going on said kaiba suddenly the sand entered through his endocrine system and fucked up his kidneys and the sand all dried up and stank up his entire body kaiba got roughed up by the sand and sand started oozing out every orifice in his body and destroyed all his innards his body exploded and some of his innards went through soras mouth and he started choking on kaiba's innards fuck fuck fuck this really tastes bad it tastes like some kind of weird thing that doesnt contain anything good (look at the above sentence and that is what sora said) kaiba died brutally said the narrator a ****** approached sora and got all up in his face god you stink said sora peeeee u you stink said chigger boi yo jank ass ain't no trukka nukka buk wild fitty seven cent buck nukka well yes i know but i just want to know if you can tell me where i can find a mister ansem sr. ? Fuckin' a man i ain't see yo money show me yo money shukka nukka buck wild fitty seven mo' fucka i'll truck yo rootin' tootin' tanken up dem twennies oh so he's at the local aquarium thanks buddy said sora ain't no truf said a ****** i didn't you spoke ****** sora inquired chigger eh, i picked it up as i went along.... my dog spoke it rather fluently i'd like to meet this dog said chigger maybe after he returns from iraq so they headed to the aquarium and confronted ansem sr. chigger grabbed his father by the throat and started choking him really hard remember me you little shit chigger said to his dad i'm afraid not said ansem sr he then turned to sora ah you must be the keyblade master ..... the one who defeated my son, ansem ansem.... my brother.... YOU killed him?! Chigger turned to sora angrily i had to kill him, chigger, he was pure evil, just like ****** i agree said ansem sr, “****** has turned into an animal, and he must be stopped” ****** was always an animal said chigger, because he is a ****** haha that's my boy~! Said ansem sr ah so you rememba me said chigger i do said ansem, i always remembered you, i was just testing you to see if you overcame retardation chigger started crying tears of joy fa-father, it's good to see you again they hugged they fondled each other's cock they kissed as they hugged, ansem pulled out a switchblade and stabbed chigger in the back blood covered africa this country is bloody said ansem sr chigger fell to the ground dying you are NOT my father i am but a puppet said ansem, being controlled by yours truly, ****** chigger's eyes widened it's been a long time, BROTHER CHIGGER yelled sora he tried to heal chigger's wounds but it was no good ;_; chigger was dead as fuck CHIIIIIIGGERRRRRRR! Heh, said ******, looks like you are still retarded Chigger i will avenge you, for the sake of the world, and for myself he turned to face ****** hey sora i got the new monopoly at my house you wanna come asked ****** i'm not falling for your tricks ****** i am no longer as gullible as you remembered me to be impossible~ said ****** that's right, ******, i have undergone character development and you will fall by my hands i swear it~! Said sora But not right now said sora because i've reached the point in the story where i have developed as a character but i must develop a decent amount of physical strength in order to overcome you haha! Too late! Yelled ****** avada kedavra~! ****** (ACTUALLY technically it's ansem but ******'s possessing him so i'll say ****** to make it easier to understand) anyway ****** shot a killing at curse but he dodged and started running i...really...hate...******s the next day out of anger towards the black race sora led his own white power rally he started leaving flyers all over the world This is the flyer (rated PG-13 for intense cussing and racism) ATTENTION NON BLACKS DO YOU HATE BLACKS I KNOW YOU DO BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT BLACK LISTEN I AM HOSTING A WHITE POWER RALLY AT THE WHITE HOUSE THIS FRIDAY AT 10 PM EASTERN TIME SO PLEASE BRING THE FOLLOWING IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ATTENDING: NO BLACKS SKI MASKS (TO HIDE YOUR IDENTITES) A PRESENT FOR ME (PREFERABLY A PS3 OR THE FIFTH SEASON OF SEINFELD ON DVD) $5 ENTRY FEE PERMISSION SLIP SIGNED BY A PARENT OR GUARDIAN (AS LONG AS THEY AREN'T BLACK) THIS IS A TYPOE TYPO* FLYER STOPS HERE Several people saw the flyer and were interested so next friday at 10 several people attended, including: lord voldemort will smith john mccain leon main character of seinfeld rap sensation 50 cent agrabah when the white power rally began leon was filming the rally and it was being shown on every channel in the world thanks to agrabah's genius ability to hack a computer WELCOME TO MY WHITE POWER RALLY said SORA I HAVE INVITED YOU ALL HERE TODAY BECAUSE WE ALL SHARE ONE COMMON HATRED: ******S HERE HERE~! Roared the crowd SO I DECIDED TO KICK THINGS OFF WITH SOME RACIST JOKES FIRST OFF, I WILL PROVIDE YOU ALL WITH AN ANALOGY: ******S ARE TO SUCCESS AS ABRAHAM LINCOLN IS TO JOHN WILKES BOOTH ******S LEAVE TRACES WE CANNOT SEND ******S TO THE ZOO, THEY STINK GREAT ******S: MARTIN LUTHER KING, MALCOLM X, FREDERICK DOUGLASS DEAD ******S: MARTIN LUTHER KING, MALCOLM X, FREDERICK DOUGLASS ^haha i like that one said malcolm x IF A ****** TOUCHES YOU CALL THE NEAREST HOSPITAL AND APPLY A BANDAGE TO THE SENSITIVE AREA IMMEDIATELY ******S WASTE OXYGEN A BIRTH OF A ****** IS AN EARLY ASSASSINATION ******S DON'T COUNT MARTIN LUTHER KING HAD THE RIGHT IDEA, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HE HAD THE WRONG IDEA OUR COUNTRY FELL APART AFTER 1865 the crowd cheered THANK YOU MY FRIENDS, AND TODAY, WE WILL DESTROY THEM ALL HERE HERE~! BUT NOT JUST ******S, WE WILL DESTROY ALL OF THE FOLLOWING RACES ******S ASIANS SPICS MUSLIMS WHITES THAT SUCK CATS GREEN PEOPLE PEOPLE WITH THE BLUES GREEN BAY PACKERS CLEVELAND, OHIO HERE HERE~! BUT FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, WE NEED A NAME FOR OUR REGIME I suggest the murderers said voldemort I GOT AN IDEA SAID SORA I SUGGEST THAT WE CALL OURSELVES THE BULLDOGS fuck yeah~! NOW WE NEED A SLOGAN WHICH WILL BE THIS: A ****** IS NOT A MAN, HE IS AN ANIMAL AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH the crowd cheered and partied it up afterwards with the senate and house of reps they were listening, ironically, to techno and some rap on the side this party is tight said supreme court justice soras dad suddenly the cops showed up~! :shit: gunshots went everywhere but sora stopped them with everything he had but since he had no keyblade it was hard saving everyone so soras mom, earl, took a blow for the team live on, honey, and she hugged him everyone tried to escape but in order for them to do so leon took a fatal blow for the team live on, honey, and he hugged him sora escaped in his tight new whip and his army of supremacists took refuge at fort ticonderoga thanks to agrabah, sora hacked onto the news THE BULLDOGS HAVE OFFICIALLY DECLARED WAR ON ****** AND HIS BOYS FROM THE INVISIONFREE BOARDS this officially marks the beginning of the blue eyes white war, or by its other nickname, the war to end all wars or by its other nickname, WARning War Approaching this chapter is to be continuedd ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ [000W] chapder twennnnnnyyyyyyy threeeeeeeee something's not right try this on for size! A punch hit turbo sex clean in the face the puncher was none other than ****** turbo sex you disappoint me with your jokes i'm sorry cappin' said turbo sex and he got punched again by ****** your jokes suck turbo sex and i want something better from you i'm sorry said turbo said but he got punched again you disappoint me turbo sex he got punched again stop punching me it's berry annoying ****** chuckled you lucked out this time turbo sex meanwhile in domino city yugi mutou aka the pharaoh was fighting off some blue eyes with his urine meanwhile in agrabah aladdin ate his cat meanwhile in wonderland sora was recruiting some allies hey cheshire cat said sora what said the cat try this on for size! He punched the cheshire cat in the fucking nose his nose busted into shreds heh, looks like you're not worthy said sora and he shoved a shard of glass up the cheshire cat's left ear sora headed to the next world which was neverland no no not here said sora there are ancient spirits beyond my imagination said sora dammit said sora what said sora i cannot believe the dark spirit i am sensing said sora said sora said sora said sora said peter pan a dark spirit revealed itsurf from the darkness hello i am dark and full of angst the dark spirit ate sora's innards and spit 'em in his face just like that! Dammit to hell said sora hi said peter pan i destroyed the evil spirit while you was unconscious sora woke up and he was on captain hooks ship wow you can fly inquired sora why yes i can said peter pan what duel monster helps you pull that special effect off ? ~?? i believe the duel monster is in my fist~! Peter pan punched the living fucking fuck out of sora's mouth and sora fell to the ground in a pool of his own blood give me your dueling deck coward said peter pan good thing i got a backup said sora give me my deck coward! Said sora viciously we'll settle this the same way they do in ancient egypt it's time to y-y-y-y-ahtzee goddammit i keep getting only two of a kinds said peter pan you don't believe in the heart of the dice you testicle wearin tube tyin' fraud (that's my joey wheeler impression said sora) sora rolled and got a full house haha i win said sora and he got his dueling deck sora peter boy but you're stupid and sora stepped on his dome causing his skull to split in two and his brain to roll down the stairs and into captain hooks headquarters eh eh eh man fuck you fuck you fuck you said captain hook (who will be played by john wilkes booth in this story) sic semper tyrannis he says and jumps off the balcony and shoots sora right through the dome but don't forget that sora activated his trap card mirror force! Reflecting hook's attack right back at him! Hook is destroyed, and his life points are at zero because sora can now attack him directly i will attack you directly hook with STRIKE RAID -3000 life points hook dies brutally yeah way to go sora cheered his buds from the bulldogs looks like i took out one of your majors, ****** ! Blast~! Said ****** angrily ****** sent in five swamp battleguards and attacked sora's life points directly thankfully sora activated his face down card transfer to another world we'll finish this another time ****** said sora he went to the next world in his tight new whip which was lupin's house lupin was chillin' on a recliner playin' ps2 lupin you're alife!! sora approached lupin with some janked up salami and asked if he wanted to share some with him fuck you said lupin l-l-lupin are you okay?! Fuck you said lupin lupin stop this madness i am your friend sora fuck you said lupin stop it! :angry looking sora is now angrier: haha this is not lupin's house said ****** it is but an illusion i call it illusion world haha fuck head i tricked you into believing lupin was alive by creating an illusion world prepare to face your fears sora said ****** the memories of lupin's house turned into a new memory which was soras first job which was firetruck goddammit you're heavy sora said to the driver, turbo sex don't worry buddy i'll lose weight turbo sex vomited all of the food he ate out and he lost 15-200 pounds thanks gawrsh for bulimia !@ the scene faded to a friendship scene to sora and turbo sex turbo sex are we friends til the end asked sora of course smiled turbo sex and they did a really cool handshake (one on par with the one they do in rocket power how does it go again?) oh right woogie woogie woogie scene fades to black – metallica scene then fades to soras first meeting with lupin sora i dont think you should hang out with turbo sex he's not one to trust impossible said sora i love turbo sex he is my friend fuck you said lupin the scene faded to a three way football game between lupin sora and turbo sex sora tackle lupin commanded turbo sex i hate you turbo sex said lupin i have the all seeing eye of the werewolf i know your ways you erratic douchebag argh said turbo sex and he tackled lupin to oblivion scene faded to the full moon sora i must go for now said lupin but before i say awooo i must plead with you not to be friends with turbo sex he is a monster he is a fiend he likes to play dirty awooo said lupin the scene faded to snape's death scene in the seventh harry potter movie (but as the guy who played snape in the first six films developed three serious illnesses sora stepped in as the actor) tisk tisk said sora as he died from voldemort's snake wait a second this snake is real what the hell is going on hollywood this is not hollywood but rather it is I turbo sex and he strangled sora to oblivion i'll save you sora~! Yelled a good hearted personality it was lupin! Lupin did several spells that stopped turbo sex from killing sora and they busted out in lupin's old whip and headed out of that world but the old whip barely started so they barely uhscaped man i need a new whip said lupin sora then regained his current mentality he was no longer being consumed by the memories i think if i think of happy memories i'll break free from ******'s illusion world sora thought of lupin of leon of chigger of everyone from the bulldogs he thought of riku and kairi, and the three of them hunting for deer in the nearby woods flashback to soras favorite memory! Sora shoot that shit said riku hurry the fuck up and shoot that shit sora pulled out his genade launcher and shot the deer brutally and then he shot kairi with a really tight pistol hahahahahaha laughed the group of buds they were inseparable [present day starts here] ****** i hate you said sora and i will save the world from you! Light erupps from the world and surrounds ******'s dark exterior no no no what is happennngi i cannot manipulate his memories anymore said ****** sora busted out of the world of illusions in his tight new whip and headed to the nearest world which was bastard world everybody here is a real bastard said sora i don't like this place i'm leaving wait sora you will stay said a bastard who went by the name riku sora we will fight to the death here i cannot let you live any longer sora ****** has promised me my own world to rule over if i bring him your corpse riku you're corrupt you must stop thanking bad thangs shut up faggot yelled riku and they fought to the near end of the line this is the end of the line sora said riku we must end this fight once and for all said riku riku shoved sora down a flight of stairs but before he hit the bottom he saved himself ouch said sora this isn't just any old staircase sora, riku mocked, for once you leave the staircase you enter time travel and the time travel waves will spit you out in any old time period riku kicked soras face with his [img] steel toe boots [/img] and sora hit the ground and fell into time travel farewell.... sora fate is on your side sora said time and he spat sora out fifteen minutes ago wait sora you will stay said a bastard who went by the name riku sora we will fight to the death here i cannot let you live any longer sora they fought to the death but this time sora did a full nelson on riku's ribcage and it got busted up real good sora shoved riku down a flight of stairs and was about to send him into time travel but riku stopped him sora wait wait wait said riku what is it asked sora rudely i don't have all day and i'm going to send you so far back in time you'll never find your way back sora you don't want to kill your.... your... your.... best friend do you? Asked riku shut up riku i know who you are w-what? Asked riku i knew something was weird when ****** sent me to the illusion world i remembered being friends with three dudes these buds were you, lupin, and turbo sex (yes kairi too but she doesnt count we know she isnt very important she's just comic relief because women arent good fictional characters (see: twilight)) it's weird because i know lupin is a real bud because he always stood by me but you and turbo sex were different it's like you were all.... against me riku started sweatin' bullets it's like....whoaaaaaa i remember when we used to hunt for deer riku but you always tried to shoot me with a gun and now that i mention it .... i've never seen you and turbo sex both at the same time riku was sweating blood now reveal yourself.... turbo sex hehehehehehehe ehehehehehehehehehehehehe ahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAahahHAHAHhahaha riku took off his face which was actually a mask and turbo sex was underneath hello sora said turbo sex i see you have fallen for my trap yes sora yes sora you caught me i have been working for ****** for years it has been my job to look over you and send data to ****** over the years ****** can control time, sora, and he saw that in the future he saw that you would be a keyblade master and not him ****** went crazy so he caught me when I was a kid and paid me some serious cash if I would spy on you for some data to send to ****** and figure out why you were the chosen one and how you came to wield the keyblade so as turbo sex i created a fake guise known as riku... someone you could always stand by.... while it would always look like turbo sex was the bad boy but guess what sora we're one and the same !!~!@# ehehehehehehehe ahahahahahahehehehehehahahahehehehee kamehameha hahaahahhahahHAHAHAHAEHEHJehehehehehe what does ****** want with my keyblade, turbo sex? What else, sora? He wants the boundless energy to unlock kingdom farts and unleash the power of darkness on this universe and create a new universe under his control he is a sick man said sora he is indeed said turbo sex but i have served him for years and i serve him with honor imagine how the dark lord (haha pun) will repay me when i return with your dead body prepare to die, old friend said turbo sex you were never my friend, turbo sex said sora and he spat on him but there was some blood in this spit so turbo sex inhaled some of this blood and it got all stuck in turbo sex's immune system and the blood morphed into some kind of weird duel monster and it exploded inside of turbo sex and turbo sex busted into shreds and all the busted shreds fell into the time travel waves and all the pieces were scattered throughout time good riddance said sora sora is now much darker thanks to revelations about his best friend being a big enemy he is full of so much pissed attitudes and he will revenge everyone who has wronged him sora went to the next world which was the bulldogs secret base what is it boss asked agrabah build me the tightest concentration camp you can find sora sora laughed maliciously and darkly he is no longer the kind, gullible man he once was fuck friendship said sora to be corrruptued ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ [00P1] Chapters 1-19 can be seen here: http://forums.khinsider.com/fanficti...ml#post3259101 | ||||||
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| Re: new kh3 story come here!!! it's revoltuonary! table of contents! vicious twonty 4 [000X] chaster 2wenty 4ive [000Y] doobies 26 [000Z] nukkas 27 [00AA] chapster 9wenty 1eight [00BB] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ [000X] vicious twonty 24 – battle of the bulge last week i got arrested said me what happened asked my diary good question said me anyway i said i got arrested because i got involved in a huge drug trafficking scandal last wednesday because my brutha duped me into making a drug deal but the cops got the wrong guy~! :scared: why is that asked the diary fuck said me because the law is out for ya i says the law is out for ya here here~ said the diary whatchoo gon' do shawty? Asked the diary several thangs i says several thangs never trust the cops fuck the law fuck the government i'll show them bastuds that was the last thing john wilkes booth wrote in his diary may i help you mr. Booth asked sora ah, commander, it's nothing, i was just strolling down memory lane haha i feel ya bro said sora i'm a badass said john wilkes booth yeah you sure showed abe lincoln buddy sora said as he high fived jay double you booth meanwhile sora got real legit and his nucks started brazin oh fuck we need a hospital said wilkes booth since soras tight new whip was at the repair shop they busted out in john wilkes booth's tight new whip (nimbus 2000) and headed to the next world which was the hospital people were dyin' left and right and a lot of weird things were happening may i help you? Asked a hot nurse oh you can help me out bay-b said sora and he got a mediocre boner the hot nurse ripped off the hot face mask and it was goofy a~hyuck hey goofy i see you wear lipstick now sora i want my baby back what you stole my baby i have no idea what you're talki- you stole my baby you bastard and then goofy pulled out his duel disk and cut sora in the throat with it fuck yo' mouth said goofy and sora was bleeding profusely this isn't like a hospital at all suddenly armed soldiers appeared and a voice boomed throughout the hospital hello sora i am glad you fell into my trap said ******'s voice kill him boys from the invisionfree boards said ****** fuck fuck fuck said sora but he remembered the gang symbol he and his bulldogs formulated (the middle toe, it's like the middle finger but instead it's the middle toe) so sora flashed the gang symbol and reflected it upon the midnight sky and then soon arrived the bulldogs the first big battle started and it was bloody blood oozed out of the ceiling you may have killed turbo sex said ****** but you're no match for all of us suddenly baker appeared in a metal bulldozer and destroyed everything in its path including 3 of soras soldiers and the bulldogs took heavy casualties in this battle the battle ended with the following casualties sora and the bulldogs – 13000 dead, 15000 injured ****** and the boys from the invisionfree boards – none dont worry at least none of our important members died here here~! And we are still novices so we need to improve somehow so that way next time we duke it out with ****** and his boys we'll get they asses so they had practice wars by playing advanced wars ds shit yeah i did it said sora i beat the game but remember sora this is not a game said his conscience if you die in the war you die in real life maybe not said agrabah what do you mean asked soras conscience well, what if we morph ourselves into cockroaches i saw this really tight thing on discovery channel where the cockroaches eat your soul agrabah you're fired said soras conscience i believe you don't have that authority said sora to his conscience fuck you said his conscience argh said sora you keep getting in the way conscience you're a real snot sora ripped out his conscience using the magic card monster reborn and then discarding it using the magic card raigeki agrabah looked concerned sora you cannot use raigeki that card is banned in tournament format you cannot i can said sora rudely he used raigeki and his conscience was now lying in a pool of its own blood ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ [000Y] chaster 2wenty 5ive: second arc starts here sora woke up three years later without his memory where.... am i? Sora walked outside and saw a poster that said “sora you're in heaven said god” what's up said sora christianity said god who am i ? axed sora it doesn't matter who you are if you're not christian am i dead said sora kinda said god fuck said sora but there is a way to return to the real world how? You have to beat me in a duel! Great i love dueling and sora pulled out a duel disk not that kind of duel disk said god angrily that shit died three years ago we duel on duel runners now get your game on motherfucker sora dueled god you go first sora, said god no no, ladies first said sora thanks bro said god and he summoned gemini elf in attack mode sora attacked it with his keyblade god lost 500 life points god then summoned the field spell church you can no longer summon atheist cards said god fuck i lost wait don't surrender said god i have more in store for you god summoned the bible in attack mode the bible's special ability takes place when church is on the field. When church is on the field, the opponent is forced to read the bible sora couldnt resist he was starting to become a christian i can't... win... said sora he drew his final card and he tried to believe in the heart of the cards but his belief in jesus our lord and savior was stronger but he drew the right card! I may not be able to play atheist cards said sora, but i can play agnostic cards i summon the field spell science church was gone and sora was able to attack god's life points directly god lost well done sora! Said god you may now return to the real world but since you're agnostic i'll see you in hell sora left heaven and everybody saw him falling from the sky if he landed on concrete it would have hurt bad but thankfully the spikes at the bottom broke his fall man it feels great to be alive! He looked around and saw that the world was full of ******s wonder what i missed in the past three years wondered sora wonderingly to be anime ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ [000Z] doobies 26 – female fuck wads sora didnt really know what to do so he applied for a job at holywood (not a typo because hollywood is a christian establishment now hence the “holy”wood) sora filled out his application name: sora “mawlafucka” milf age: 19 sex: not now i just math debated (i have a lisp) good or evil: christian good work you're hired said the boss sora got the role in his first movie alongside samuel l jackson and the movie was the sequel to snakes on a plane it was called snapes on a plane theatrical trailer: get these snapes offa dis damn plane! The movie made 424 trillion dollars on the first day and critics called it “jazzy fun” sora made so much money from that movie he quit working and retired and moved in and lived at and resided at an old manor in eastern south hawaii sora has yet to meet any white folk he felt lonely however, three days later he was out smoking by the ocean and he met a dude named bowser hand me a cig said bowser sora handed bowser some smokes and they smoked together man i hate ******s said bowser i dont get why they have different skin than us were they burnt by an explosion or something it's because they're trash said bowser i thought trash was like empty soda cans and all that jazz ******s are no different said bowser so garbage men don't mind having these black folk in the back of their truck they sure don't yikes said sora imagine being in the back of a garbage truck with a bunch of old banana peels and shit not as bad as being in the back of a garbage truck with a bunch of ******s why are there so many black folk around? I read this book called mein kampf while i was in heaven and i heard that white people were supposed to reign supreme i thought so too, said bowser, but ever since ****** hacked the stock market and took control of everything in the world the world became darker ******....i think i remember someone named ******. you see bowser, i lost my memory and i can't remember anything but this ****** is the first guy to trigger something about my past thanks bowser you really helped me out here eh, i don't give a damn, you got any more smokes left? They smoked some more and sora accidentally set himself on fire while trying to light the cigarette sora! Sora! Sora! Yelled bowser. “i need help! Send this man to princeton plainsboro immediately!” sora woke up in a hospital. Bowser was sitting at his bedside, holding his hand, crying. “bowser, are you... crying?” sora said oh hey you're awake said bowser nah i wasnt crying i just had a wasp in my eye awww that's so sweet that you came to see me, sora said with tears in his eyes. He slowly inched towards bowser but then pulled back, realizing that he was missing something. He put on the most luscious lipstick in his arsenal and swooped down and gave bowser a french kiss on the cheek. Bowser was immensely pissed at this because he is not a homosexual (he is christian), so in order to get revenge on sora he used his over-b and slammed sora against the ground really hard. Sora was harmfully harmed and attackfully attacked and destroyfully destroyed. sora! Sora! Sora! Yelled bowser. “i need help! Send this man to princeton plainsboro immediately!” sora woke up in a hospital. Bowser was sitting at his bedside, holding his hand, crying. “bowser, are you... crying?” sora said oh hey you're awake said bowser nah i wasnt crying i just had a wasp in my eye. awww that's so sweet.... wait nevermind i'm not falling for that again.... you rascal! Said sora as he thrust his penis up bowser's mouth so hard that his nose started bleeding that's for putting me in the hospital, white boy, said sora fine, we're even said bowser as he left the room where you goin asked sora to have a smoke sora went back to sleep and had some flashbacks about him being in control of an army known as the bulldogs the dream was vague though so he didnt really get it he woke up with a scare. Next to his bed was an old looking doctor with a cane. Are you my dad asked sora i am witty and miserable said the doctor i'll race you said sora it'd be a close match since i'm kind of sick here whattya say. To make things interesting, the loser of the race has to prank call the president they raced and sora barely won quit running in the hospital said foreman shut up ****** said the doctor looks like you gotta call the president, doc, said sora the name's house said house he called up the president on his cell phone hello this is president ron weasley i am a damn demoncrat hello mr. President i am doctor house and i was wondering if you wanted to hang out later oh wait nevermind i can already see your cock hanging out he hang up and started laughing into tears ron weasley.... wondered sora he flashed back to when he fought ron weasley at shadow moses so he's president now.... is ****** behind this? Wondered sora wonderously fucking wonderingly house grow up said foreman house tripped foreman with his cane he cracked his skull in four foreman! Foreman! Foreman! Yelled house “i need help! Send this man to princeton plainsboro immediately!” foreman woke up in a hospital. house was sitting at his bedside, holding his hand, crying. “house, are you... crying?” foreman said oh hey you're awake said house nah i wasnt crying i just had a wasp in my eye. Foreman shoved another wasp down his eye and buried him alive in a mine shaft about six miles from here foreman then shoved another wasp down soras eyes sora collapsed and fell to the floor. His eyes got all yellow his liver's failing, said foreman [commercial break] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ [00AA] jazzy t 27 – johnny the fuck bus sora woke up in a fucking hospital in the bed next to him was a bus how long you in here for brudda asked sora vroom vroom said the bus i agree said sora this place is nice the doctors are friendly in fact i think i wanna be a doctor when i grow up in a few years vroom vroom said the bus no need to get that attitude yelled sora the bus bum rushed sora and he fell out the two story window and landed on foreman's head, thus smashing his skull .... and his soul foreman's soul escaped from foreman's dead body and entered a stop light at the next intersection and he started fucking with the lights the bus tried to escape from the hospital because the cops were after him because he is harmful and foreman's soul fucked with the lights and quickly turned the green light to a red light, causing a 17 car pile up at the intersection unfortunately a thunderstorm was going on too and lightning struck the stop light and foreman's soul was shattered into a thousand smaller souls the thousand smaller souls traveled to the nearest black man cemetary and the thousand souls invaded the bodies of the dead black men and they rose from the dead all with the soul of eric foreman inside of them unfortunately it's opposite day so they took the souls of living white men so they all died two days later sora was able to leave the hospital because house solved the case “he has tower disease” said house what's that asked dr. cameron “bitch ass” granger it's a disease where if you leave it untreated towers will grow inside of you and suddenly you can't live because the towers are growing taller and taller and taller and suddenly splat! You die~ as sora was leaving he ran into dr. chase i'm australian mate said dr. chase i'm deporting you said demoncrat ron weasley don't do that hey i actually think he's kinda cute said sora no he's not he's a fucking homo said ron weasley don't you dare try to mate him okay or else i'll fucking curb stomp your ass back three years ago sora got really cocky and started provoking democrat ron weasley do it do it i dare you... pussy ron sucker kicked sora but missed and accidentally hit one of the nurses who happened to be bowser in disguise hop on sora! Said bowser and sora jumped on the back of his turtle shell as they flew away sora lit a firecracker and threw it at the hospital but he missed and hit half of europe sora and bowser busted out on bowser's tight new turtle shell and they flew through outer space bowser why were you in a nurse's outfit? I could tell you... but i'd have to kill you. You got any smokes? I'm clean out. I'll give you some smokes if you tell me why you was inside of a nurseseses's outfit deal sora handed bowser some smokes (monopoly smokes) hey these are monopoly smokes! Sorry but you promised~ fine, fine, fine, said bowser, i was in a nurse's outfit because i wanted to smoke some more but i was clean out so i decided to wait in a nurses's out-fit and decided to wait for some smokers to pass by and tell them to give me the smokes because i was going to lie and say smokes are illegal in this hospital shame it didn't work man i apologize said sora it's cool, you got any smokes? Yeah check my back pocket bowser checked soras back pocket and found his ass and started grabbing it rwwarrragghh roared bowser sora and bowser had a romantic date in outer space and they decided to wait before having sex because they were both out of contraceptives so they decided to fly to the next work when sora was zapped with a question hey bowser, said sora, i was wondering what race you are because i know you're not black or white because you have a weirdass turtle shell it's the darndest thing!~ bowser fucking said, “i remember coming out of my mother's womb and then she was abducted but luckily i escaped in time thanks to metaknight using his down-b to help me escape (me and metaknight are great buds) moral of this story of mine: i don't know what race i am and i've been searching all my life to find out good story said sora thanks said bowser and he blushed (except he's still recovering from chicken pox so he's all stanky looking) so they headed to the next world which was bowser's castle they went to the entertainment room where bowser's buddy metaknight was chillin with bowser's brother, browser what up said browser (he was wearing a south pole t-shirt with some really baggy showts with a big red bulldog on the back pocket (i think it's the crips symbol)) he tried to give sora this really cool handshake as if they've been homies for years and as if sora already knows the handshake by heart even though he's never met browser (author's note: i hate when black people do the above) they decided to play some monopoly and it ended wrong because browser had been really hoping to land on free parking and metaknight sneaked in for the free parking space and made like 1500 bucks thus putting browser in last place fuck this game said browser and out of angry he gave metaknight a wedgie and to prevent him from using any of his attacks he nailed the corpse of metaknight against a wall haha said browser good game and he and metaknight did this really cool handshake haha these buds were inseparable sora left later that night and thanked bowser for a great night out with the guys but he said he had to go because the next day tomorrow the following day which was wednesday the next day tomorrow was st. patrick's day and he promised his parents and his brother that he'd take part in the annual family reading tournament (whoever read the most novels in three hours won sora's dad's next three paychecks) sora met up with his family the next day but his brother christmas break wasnt there wheres the faggot at asked sora while flipping off his parents don't joke about your brother, sobbed soras mother, because he's....he's....dead this shocked sora rudely what the fuck happened he was in brooklyn promoting gay rights and he got shot in the mouth by a gang of black people lmfao said sora sora go to your room you're grounded for sixteen weeks said his mom fine said sora but he wasn't serious when he said fine because as he walked upstairs he said psyche! And he jumped out the second story window and landed on his back and he broke it but he still got up and started sprinting towards the next world which was a dueling arena ruined by erosion this place is in ruins said sora a fitting place for your death said a familiar voice out came all of the bulldogs we've been waiting for you, sora said the bulldogs who are you people?! Prepare to die sora said the bulldogs, you are a traitor and you left us all during the heat of battle thanks a lot sora it's thanks to you we lost to ****** and his men you little cunt ass motherfucking bastard i swear to god i cant wait to tear your insides apart with my fucking knife said the new leader of the bulldogs, agrabah i didn't betray you guys, said sora, i just remember being knocked the fu*k out and i lost my memory save it said agrabah and he came towards sora with a knife sora dodged quickly and said this: where have you guys been for the past three years? After you disappeared for no apparent reason, ****** started chasing after us one by one, and we had no choice but to kick it here in these ruins i'm terribly sorry fuck wad said sora it's all your fault sora! Said agrabah, it's not easy living in these ruins. The food is bad, john mccain farts all the time, there's very little food, and the president is neglecting us it's like the great depression all over again however, said agrabah continuingly, we all promised that we would kill you when you came back, that's what kept us all together, to get our revenge on you for betraying us you bitch ass nukka sora started screaming like a 5 year old itch not me fawking fawault! Waaaahhhhh! Sora tried to escape but the bulldogs surrounded him they tied sora up against a tree and started choking him but soras skin is made out of steel cage matches so it's hard to hurt him that way so agrabah decided to stab him with his knife but that did not (didn't) work because sora kept spitting in agrabah's face whenever he was close so they decided to step things up a notch let's get crazy said agrabah he pulled out his wiimote and started flinging it in different directions suddenly sora started flying in different directions but it only worked for like 2 minutes what the fuck said agrabah the sensor bar fell down said a fellow bulldog by the name of lord voldemort well put it back up fuck wad they put the sensor bar back up but agrabah had to re-sync the wiimote with the console before continuing fucking fuck i hate the wii after he re-synced the controller the sensor bar fell over again and in the midst of this madness bowser, browser, and metaknight arrived in the knick of time and saved sora from d-d-d-d-doom they escaped and headed to the next world which was a wind current which sent the homies back to the bulldogs secret base~! :shit: [to be concludtinued] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ [00BB] chapter 28 – this chapter is not a joke chapter (not that all the previous chapters weren't serious but this one takes a more serious direction) i am not joking anymore said the narrator jokes stop here no more will i tell a joke no more said the narrator when you read this chapter fellow readers i want you to read it with a straight face and not to even giggle or else you will fucking make a big ass mistake because just imagine if like your uncle got the fuck beat out of him by a toe truck and one of your friends laughed it probably wouldn't be very nice would it so therefore ergo due to this as a result i feel that it would be wrong to laugh during this chapter just please keep a straight face or else karma will come around and shove a shard of glass up your fucking uvula sora waked up at fitty he got knucks on his dros and his cocky ass mo'trucka ass ain't no thang butta no thang but his truck aint no money cash cash money cash cash money cash said money money said said said money ouch that hurt cash sora stop daydreaming said his enemy as he attacked him thoroughly with a murderous weapon his enemy was out for BLOOD face me like a man said soras blood no thanks nukka fukka i am quite the tired goose i am said the enemy the enemy then attacked sora with 3/4's of his fucking might sora flew back three hundred feet and to protect himseff from batuhl he striked his enemy with his striker sword and it hit the enemy angrily in the teef and the enemy's casa blasted into smithereens my casa raored his enemy you ruined my casa soras blood turned a crimson shade of blue and he fucked the shit out of the rest of the enemy's bod soras blood and the enemy's blood then faced each other with the utmost blood sora tried to taunt his enemy scared enemy yeah kinda he then teleported to chicargo but unfortunately chicago was being used as a telportation device that teleports enemies back to where they last were (this was in order to protect chicago because the chicagoan president brock obomba retaliated angrily at some serbian nationalists and now the serbs have been fittin' and finnin' to break down that city with dey fists) so the enemy returned to soras mercy and he was in big trebble any last words axed soras words quite a few actually replied the enemy and they are? My last words are these: i am a fucking pissed off person and i have hernia in my ass the enemy died brutally and sora excaped in this really tight teleportation device known as a shark that travels through dimensions of space with this whip sora was able to head to the next world which was zelda zelda warold sora knocked on the door hello is link here no this is ganon sora knocked again hello where is link is he out shopping he's out being a fuck wad that's what said ganon sora knocked again and this time he was full of fist power in this knock ganon can you stop ateing for three seconds and come to the door i really fucking need to talk to you stop cussing goddammit said the warlock known as ganon and he came to the door and he was wearing armor made of arms and fists made of steal ganon punched sora six trillion feet in the air and sora landed on his tip toes he busted his lip ganon said this thangs ass revenjha agaynst the sra : sora! Stop this madness you are in my way i am trying to do my social studies homework you little boy what kinda social studies stock market warfare i think i can help said sora if i help will you tell me where link is maybe just hit me up with the answers sora saw the worksheet and it was really tough! :shit: sora tried to solve the problems with calculus but he kept getting the answer 3.1 and he dint think it were rite bcause of his angrily viscious vermins ated me mutha mama dada daddy daddy daddy said link as he ran into ganon's welcoming arms get the fuck out of my arms said ganon and he threw link 13 gajillion feet in the air and he landed on his lip he busted three teef my teef~ roared linksys sora you suck at homework said ganon and he kicked him out he also said some angrey thangsis ter link lnink getti'n here i have dishes that need washing no! i refuse to be your son no more said link and he became a man hiiyah! He slashed through ganon's heart with a devastationarey blade of justice!! and his heart's aorta split in four ganon's heart was now a black hole and he was full of pissed attitudes he exploded to a different dimension where he would reign as king and wait for link to hunt him down with consent from prinsess zelda 10 years later in hyrule time (soras still the same age dont worry folks) zelda may i have your hand in marriage aksed link only if you fight ganon to the bone said zelda to the bone said zelda the bone said zelda bone said zelda said zelda zelda zelday sora and link went on a dangerous ass mission to find crystals and they found the first crystal and returned to hyrrul tempuhl they set the crystal in its spot and it became a crystal spot they hunted the second crystal and a boss fight erupted from the ground with great redemption in its eyes the boss attacked sora with six bullets but link used like four or five hookshots to the boss's pupils and they hurt really bard and sora fucked the shit out of dat fuck and dey got a third crystal and suddenly they were able to enter ganon's castel they entered ganon's house ganon i will find you said link ganon summoned a monster i nfront of link and the monster killed link link died with bloodshed he attacked ganon from the grave 3 days later while sora was watching from a blimp he constructed out of a colon he had found in an old concentration camp (but more on that and soras 6th grade field trip to the holocaust later!) link was a ghost and he haunted ganon's dreams [ganon's first dream] i spy something green the sky said ganon correct! [ganon's second dream] let's play with kids said ganon the kids were all spies for the order but ganon did not know that he faced a brutal murder the next day [ganon's third dream] link said i will haunt you foreverrrrrrr but ganon was very sleepy so he did not heard this statement [ganon's fourth dream] ganon reduced his fears to a very lot now his brother gotted arrested in this dream and it was up to ganon to rise above the odds and retrieve his stolen brother from the corrupt law however.... the very law ganon was betraying was his brother ..... [ganon's fifth dream] of all the most powerful dreams gasnon had this one was the mostest powerfulled he lost his family in a go kart accident and they had to rush to the hospital and in the hospital rush the hospital was burning in a pool of ganon's own blood his family was killed and ganon learned a valuerablae lessin: rise against the government link destroyed the good man within ganon and he also destroyed the bad man within ganon and that's where we will leave off for today any questions? Actually i changed my mind we are going to continue where we left off where sora and link are playing at the arcade three days after ganon's death ganon erupted from the frogger machine and challenged link to a rap battle to determine the fate of the world ganon's rap: my elective is band~ ethiopians eat sand~ tis only that, and nothing more~ link's rap: fuck you ganon i may not be a very good rapper but fuck you i could probably wipe the floor with your bitch ass at any extracurricular activity at school and kids would be all “ooooh ganon sucks fuck your mother shut up bitchass” the words came out from link's mouth and swallowed ganon in a vortex of powerful demons and ganon fell into that vortex and he was murderered for good “good, now we dont hafta deal with his poopie self” said link yeah! And they high fived what are you gonna do now sora asked link try out for the new york yankees said sora and he used mysterious forbidden magic (aka love) which allowed him to caress link's soft skin with his penis (which will be played by daniel radcliffe in this scene) [censored scene goes here involving soras penis and magical wonders only known to sex addicts] sora left town the next day and headed to new york to try out for the yankees what position do you play asked the coach runningback said sora okay go out for a fly ball the batter hit a baseball towards second base and sora picked it up and dribbled it to home plate and slam dunked it on the coach's face sora didnt make the team for some reason so he decided that it was no biggy so he decided that he would make the decision to go ahead and head towards the next world which was anime world – where anime was real! [to be continsuesd] Last edited by scubasteve; March 22nd, 2009 at 08:23 AM. | ||||||
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