gamming jokes for gamers!~

[wu tang goku]

i was playing a gam once i let me tell you i liked it alott so its small wondre that I like game jokes! you could say I.am a gamer.

so as one gaimer to the next i dicide we should share games jokes. they can be games about jokes or jokes bout gamms lol i was inspired by recent events in gamming. they dont have to be vidcons but garms of ALL SORT S.

here are som gyam jokes i remeber and some i have made up:

jokes:

what kind of pizza is from marios dogs groiin[/b]
italian snausage

what domain would mario's website be in
]www.greaselightning.fart/italian

what is samus's faovrite drin k to have
whatever liqued satisfies her befor killing metroids

what happens you make adimaral ackbors make atlus game
its a trap gunner

your in a room with hitler, sadaam, and jack thompson. you have a gun with two bullets who do you shoot.
shoot jack thomson twice!

what does metal gear solids main character call himself after a boner
solid snake

what do you tell a namco gaym when its about to leave for a vacation
pack, man

what did the gaym player say when he got mad
you are AGGROvating me

knock knock
who is there
the resident
what you are not the resident i'm the resident i live here
but i am the resident...EVIL

whats the worst part about buying halo 3
explaining to you parents why your gay

who is the darkest character in brawal
pit (think about that one)

what is a tetris makers favorite color
red

what are some crazy guys
psychonauts

what did the final fantasy vii player say to the dentist
please do not fluoride me so hard your metal tools hurt so bad i can hardly barret

why did pac-man get a divorce from mrs. pacman?
she slept with turok

why couldnt the jap gaymer play god hand
because he was barely regal

what did mel gibson say after playing a vidogaym
i hate jewwwwwwwws

what is carl johnson eat for breakfast
cereal

what is harry trumans favorite video gaym char
duke nukem

[Square Ninja]

This thread is awesome.

Points for mentioning Trap Gunner.

[Bangkok Superpussy]

somebody sticky this shit

[scubasteve]

who is the darkest character in brawal
pit (think about that one)

what did the final fantasy vii player say to the dentist
please do not fluoride me so hard your metal tools hurt so bad i can hardly barret

Probably the two that made me giggle the most.

[♥]

whats the worst part about buying halo 3
explaining to you parents why your gay

laff .

[Just as Planned]

Originally Posted by Square Ninja

This thread is :awesome:

fixed it up for yeh

[auron10_KING.dvx]

Originally Posted by Master T

what does metal gear solids main character call himself after a boner
solid snake

what do you tell a namco gaym when its about to leave for a vacation
pack, man

hilarious .

[wu tang goku]

hooray gentamens,

more jokes have bandwagined to the ariival. these may or may not
change your thoghts on videeogarms. rememer that the force is in you and you can
ALOSO CONT.IBUTE/ADD YOR OWN JOKES

but. to be continued:

MY JOKES:

what did the gaymmer order at the fast food jOINT?
a little mac with cheese

why is the maain guy of half life never black?
because he is a freeman

what sounds to brestses make?
bubble bobble

what is the shittest game ever?
your... moms bagina

there was a game dedicated to save by the bell. what is it called?
tony hawks pro slater

why was the gamer stoned?
he accumulated a numerical value of in-game points that ascended to a greater level on the scorecard, such as the top five

what did the gramp say after losting a gam
why when i was your age we didnt have gams up and down the hills both wasy we just had mr game n match

what kinds of people dont play gammes
faggots

who was the grossest spartan of all
masturbater chief (also god of whore)

what would phoenix wrights asay if he loved english
INTERJECTION

why does phenix raight always awesome to party with
because he always has cases (of beer getit)

why does Qbert love the ladies
because he is one horny guy and loves sex

WHAT is the television service gamers use?
Directx TV

NOT MY JOKES:

why do people say games cant be art
small penis

what do footballers listen to when playing videogams
jock jams but in videogame music style

Me: *showing my grandma how to play Zelda (Twilit Princess)* "this is how you kill a enemy"
Me: (I noticed she was leaving) Grandma where are you going!
Grandma: I'm going to say a prayer for that enemy Mitchell
Me: whaaaaaat

what do you say to someone who...hates gams
"go read a book faggot"

what do you call it when there is more than one game of monopoly
polypoly

why was the bowler depressed
his life was in the gutter

why did the gamer carry around a flashlight and be extremely gay and annoying
he was applying doom 3 to real life

what did hillary Clinton say to Tidus?
I will put a end to Final Fantasy

hillary clinton and a video game walk into a bar, what does she order
blood

what happened when the playstation drank too much water
it had to ps-pee

why should you wear a condom when gordon freeman is around
because you might get crabs... HEADCRABs

why are avid supporters of nvidia great astronauts
because they can handle a lot of geforce

NEXT ENDITION:

wait and see what it is gatdamit stop sending all these fanmail

[Just as Planned]

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[pokepotterkhkids]

My boyfriend wrote a 15 verse song making fun of Xemmy-kun called 'The Xemnas Meth Song' i'll try and get him to post it

[Just as Planned]

Originally Posted by pokepotterkhkids

My boyfriend wrote a 15 verse song making fun of Xemmy-kun called 'The Xemnas Meth Song' i'll try and get him to post it

you're cool

[pokepotterkhkids]

Originally Posted by Just as Planned

you're cool

Thanks. But why, may I ask? My boyfriend isn't exactly the romantic type, he more of the joking type...

[Angel]

i liked the jack thompson one, and the "solid" snake one.

[scubasteve]

what would phoenix wrights asay if he loved english
INTERJECTION

why does phenix raight always awesome to party with
because he always has cases (of beer getit)

lol yes

[wu tang goku]

GAMERS REVIVIAL SEMPER GAMESS

WARNING: DANGEROUS SOCCER JOKES

you dooooooont want to see zidane get mad

what happen when you give zidane the soccer ball?
let just say its a soccer crisis...................

what happen during the soccer ball game of 2007?
all the nets fell out of the goals

who is the fastest soccer kicker of the league?
zinedine "speedy gonzalis" zidane

which hooligan will win all the soccer goal?
the greastest for kick and scores

how do you make sure you a re soccer safe?

wear knee pad on your arms!

(inside joke........)

what do you do when zidane get mad?
RUNE FOR THE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLS

who the maddest player for all of soccer?
soccer zidane

what did pele say to the soccer coach?
warning: zidane is coming
i wrote this joke in 2007

what did zidane say at the airport
LOOK OUT FOR THAT GOOOOOOOOoooooaaaallllll...................

what is the only thing zidane wear in the shower?
soccer cleats

how will be the next fifa champ ?
a soccer coach Shocking

what didf the ref give zidane for christmas?
a yellow card

what is the most unbelievable thing of soccer?
dont hit me with that.................ball.............

what is the next soccer new year resolution?
don't follow the refs rules!

why did the boy see the soccer game?

WHO WILL ZIDANE KICK NEXT?

what is the greatest soccer drink? for the animal kingdom
GATTORade