The A-Team Vs. Alexander the Great

[Thor.]

Which one?

[Rufus Shinra]

The A-Team. They would win against anything.

[Ziz]

Alexander the Great wins, he never lost a battle and ruled an Empire from Macedonia to the Indus bringing forward an age of dominance for Greek culture and language in the East.


Alexander the Great vs A Team

Macedonian pwnage !

[heartless person]

the A-team would win big time.

[Candy Man]

Almost there.

Just add a flawless hairdo, millions of inexplicibly loyal soldiers, a military intellect that was forged by Aristotle and the envy of, you know, any one ever affliated with war, a background that would make Genghis Khan shiver, and an all-around "**** you, I'm Alexander the Great" attitude.

the A-Team has has shit themselves.

[Darkly Aesthetic]

Alexander the great was queer.






















































so Alexander the Great.

[Candy Man]

.................. okay I'll give you that one. Alexander did have sex with you know, any one he hadn't killed. But 3/4 of those were Persian women. (the other 1/4 being theat loyal army we talked about)

but still Persians>300 Spartans(and the ten thousand at the end of the movie if you know your history)>Standard Greeks/Athenians/ Boy lovers

Alexander the Great(who modeled his life off of the Greeks, thus the boy loving)>Persians, Spartans, Asians, Egpytians, Early Europeans, and anyone who didn't want to get raped, killed, or "Westernized"

[Rufus Shinra]

Bah, Alexander the Great has nowhere Mac Gyver's mental capacity, while the A-Team has XD

[Ziz]

Originally Posted by Lezard Valeth

Bah, Alexander the Great has nowhere Mac Gyver's mental capacity, while the A-Team has XD

A Team never accomplished what Alexander had done, in just 13 years years, ruled an Empire from Macedonia to the Indus River Valley

[Rufus Shinra]

It is true, but would the A Team have ruled the same army than Alexandra, the empire would have been ruled for 50 years and would have extended until America.

More seriously, it's hard to compare them. We speak of someone who ruled an antic army against a secrete modern organization who never failed any mission. There's few to nothing to compare, it's like asking to compare the CIA to Microsoft, they've basically nothing to compare...

[Thor.]

Wait wait wait. Alexander the Great lacks Van.

And guns.

He'd be riddled with bullets before you could say " Go Freakin' A-Team."

Almost there.

Just add a flawless hairdo, millions of inexplicibly loyal soldiers, a military intellect that was forged by Aristotle and the envy of, you know, any one ever affliated with war, a background that would make Genghis Khan shiver, and an all-around "**** you, I'm Alexander the Great" attitude.

Then take away supernatural powers. Ability to converse with the gods. Ability to tear apart mythological beings and ability to come into contact with greek gods without dying.

[Candy Man]

Inability to converse with gods my ass!! Alexander didn't do shit without a god's sayso, he had like 40 oracles.

And bullets will not stop this man, he spent 6 years with a spearhead is his lung.(the whole thing) and that's the one and only reason he's not killing you at this very moment.

Originally Posted by Lezard Valeth

Bah, Alexander the Great has nowhere Mac Gyver's mental capacity, while the A-Team has XD

You have no idea whose Aristotle is, do you?

[Rufus Shinra]

Originally Posted by Candy Man

You have no idea whose Aristotle is, do you?

So, Aristotle, a philosopher, can make bombs from about anything, saves hostage even in the worst region of the world, can use chopper, tank, can communicate with someone at the other side of the world in one minute, etc?

And bullets will not stop this man

Alexander was a great man, but still a man. Until proof of the contrary, a man has difficulty to survive to all the bullet from a machine gun. A single one in the head, and it's over.

Are we speaking here of Alexander, the historical figure, or of all the legends running or some video game character?

[Candy Man]

So, Aristotle, a philosopher, can make bombs from about anything, saves hostage even in the worst region of the world, can use chopper, tank, can communicate with someone at the other side of the world in one minute, etc?

Yes, yes, and yes.

Are we speaking here of Alexander, the historical figure, or of all the legends running or some video game character?

Oh you like that wouldn't you? sorry to dissapoint, but good ol' Alex is as real as you or me. and yes, he can survive a bullet ot the head.

[Rufus Shinra]

So Aristotle had a phone, bomb and tanks back in the antiquity, and Alexander had the super human ability to resist bullet? That's quite interesting...