johnny stooge is gay, sources say

[Reflection]

i have partaken in gay activities like skinny dipping with a bunch of guys.

i have partaken in gay activities like skinny dipping with a bunch of guys.

note plural activities

what other activities??? it is up for speculation

DISUCUSS!!

[Reflection]

LIST OF SUSPICIOUS "MANLY" BEHAVIORS

• reading comic books -- a fan of superman's rock hard abs??

[xCursedXRebellionx]

STOOGE IS ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED W/ ANOTHER BOY NAMED CELTIS, HERE'S THE PROOF:

Taylor says (12:36 AM):
*http://forums.khinsider.com/forum-in...ml#post5452776
*This is in bad taste, Elle.

celtis is hiding the fact that he and stooge are dating and is angry at elle for posting the truth! because he does not want the truth revealed!

celtis: mmmm *kiss*
stooge: mmm *kiss*
celtis: this is fun
stooge: bloody heck ya it is
celtis: mmm *kiss*
stooge: touches guard's junk hehe =w=
celtis: YOU GOTTA PUT THE ACTIVITY IN ASTERISKS YOU SILLY BAKA BOO *bonks stooge chan on head w/ hammer*
stooge: owie desu *blushes*
celtis: i can make it up to you~
celtis: *kiss*
stooge: thank you *licks him in return*
stooge: plz dont tell anybody
celtis: ill try not to~ but sometimes i cant help myself im very.... mischevious hehe
stooge: hehe *kiss*

[xCursedXRebellionx]

more evidence to support this theory:

-found posting in glee threads
-made a valentine's day thread, obviously a subtle attempt to admit his deeper feelings~
-makes many misogynist quips on the website which basically means he does NOT LIKE GIRLS

[Ophan]

before skinny dipping

[Solar]

rock the dragon

be the dragon

just dont suck its cock while reading eragon for elton john's sake ;-;

[lycorismoon29]

This is revolutionary. I have to write a feature story on this.

[Reflection]

please do, anyone with anything to do to help free a tortured soul from the closet is much obliged to do so

[xCursedXRebellionx]

A REAL LOVE NOTE WRITTEN BY JOHNNY STOOGE TO NOBODIESGUARD~ THE SCANDAL CONTINUES~ HE IS CHEATING ON BOYS W/ OTHER BOYS!

my dearesth guard,
i love the way you look at me
it's just like it's meant to be
i see you and i squeal "eeeee!~"
thy love is eternal, thy love is free

please write me back, for my heart is weak without your prose, i need your wit and sexy character to whip me into shape~ UGUU~

for ever and ever,
stoogey kins

P.S. you accidentally called my stoogey-noojy-woojy in public yesterday! tehehehehehe! it's cute and all but try not to let anyone find out! D:

[xCursedXRebellionx]

just googled "johnny stooge kissing nobodiesguard" this is what i found

[Reflection]

found thread in which stooge refuses to sympathize with ffvii's hero cloud strife

http://forums.khinsider.com/final-fa...explain-6.html

a subtle allusion to everyone's favorite honey-bee inn guest mukki?



who could stooge's mukki be??

[xCursedXRebellionx]

fbi searched his house and found this in his room

[Ultima Keyblade]

Elle is still jailbait at heart, sources say.

[Laxtory]

This is in really poor taste and is ridiculously stupid. I know you and Steve are having fun entertaining yourselves at poking fun at Stooge, but come on, really? This thread is so unnecessary.

[Shamdeo]

elle = 40 yr old virgin
stooge = bro4life