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[Vayne Mechanics]

- Hey baby, wanna take a taste of my sweet dango?

- *gives girl Saber Lily figure* Would you like me to replenish your mana?

- Hey you hungry? Cuz I got a magatama you can ingest~

- You wouldn't happen to be the 17th colossi would you, because I followed my sword and it guided me right to you.

- I'd like to shoot my persona all over your face.

- Hey sweet cheeks, you can be "Mai Hime"~

- There's a Kirin in my pants and I need someone to tame it for me ;D

- I'll be your Megaman and you can jack me in all night long.

- You can frost my cake with your butt any day: (Reference: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...2/cakebutt.jpg)

- You can be my Grell and cut me up all day baby.

[Ashes Remnant]

Wanna see me release my Zanpakto?

Here, let me test out MY thousand years of pain



See, unfunny.

[Vayne Mechanics]

- I'll bankai any day for you.

- I need someone to gattai with.

- ORE SANJOU (this is what you say when you climax in bed rather than picking up chicks)

- Be my persocom and let me turn you on.

- I'll be just like Inu-Yasha in bed. Endless.

[mz. eggsy]

- hey baby. WHO'S YOUR JIICHAN?

- girl you make me feel like wasabi~

- hey honey my name is <your name>, you have stimulated my flesh shoryu

- bitch you so kawaii you make my gan go nyorn~

- girl, you ready kushkush my tamago sack

- baby if you leave me i will namidaaaaaaa D,:

- darling you are more beautiful than hoshikuzu....

- i hope you like hattori hanzo stiiru gf <3

- baby i will take over ZA WARUDO for anata

- girl you.... you... YOUU..... wa shock.

- you as cuddly as a kuma non non ( o 3 o ) non non

And now one for you jamaican japfags with a wingman

- hey you want to go pokemon?

[The Big Lovin']

hey baby I can make you ugguu

Damn, girl. The monster inside my pants is growing.

Yeah, I got some full metal for you right here.

[TheMuffinMan]

-Hey baby, how about you and me head to Naraku's castle and I'll show you my Backlash Wave

-Is your name Master Asia, because I feel like giving you a Shining Finger

-Don't put me to bed, unless you want my 1-tailed beast to come out

-You and I can work on unlocking our BANG-kai, if you know what I mean

-Gen-Kai must have just died, because I'm about to release a "spirit" wave just looking at you

-Did you activate my trap card, or am I just happy to see you

[Ashes Remnant]

Hang with misa, and we can ryuk all night long

[xCursedXRebellionx]

• it's time to d-d-d-d-d-doit
  
• >you feel a strong bond growing with me
  
• i am going to break that blood seal in your vagina
  
• hey did i ever tell you i can do the SOLDIER boy dance
  
• hey baby let me go tell kiba and the gang that i've found paradise
  
• i'll show you a real battousai the manslayer
  
• i'll shoot my spirit gun all over your face
  
• i think i can seal your keyhole
  
• i might be spike spiegel during the day but in bed i'm really vicious
  
• i hear you give really great chaos;head

[Vayne Mechanics]

- I'd like to Rumble your School if you know what I mean.

- If you'd like, I can show you my "Messy" Hadouken.

[mz. eggsy]

- they should call you heartcaptor sakura
- i will do you or my name isnt yojimbone
- my sword has the strength of seven samurai
- girl i dont need a phoenix down to keep me up
- you are the girl of my yume

[TheMuffinMan]

-Don't worry babe, I'll just put this senzu bean in your drink and you'll feel all better

-Honey, I only need 2 balls to summon this dragon

-We don't need a Hyperbolic Time Chamber, because when we're together time stands still

-I'll take off my Trunks if you lose the Bra

-You want a lil' Ginyuu In-You?

-Baby, I may explode in 5 minutes time, but it'll feel like it was 20 episodes

-Girl, I'll make you go Fuu-Sion AHHHHH

[RTP49]

• hey are we on a train right now because i am currently groping you all over oh no
• shitureshimasu if i could rewrite the alphabet i would put きみ (kimi) and 愛 (ai) together
• will you let me kiss you all over i promise my name is not oba yozo
• lets go to ginza and diddly bitches
• ore yakusoku da my love is like hayate no gotoku
• i promise you i am like the fujiwara clan of replenishing mana (making diddly)
• hello my name is commodore matthew c perry and i ask that you allow me to sign a treaty (kanagawa convention of 1854) that opens the docks to your heart

[Vayne Mechanics]

- Would you like to see my... metal gear?
- I'd like to show you your Final Fantasy tonight.
- My saiyan has no limits.
- You can jump onto my white base anytime.
- I want you to be my Den-O and ride me all night.

[xCursedXRebellionx]

i saw~
i saw~
your face~
and jibun woooooo~

[The Big Lovin']

- ORE SANJOU (this is what you say when you climax in bed rather than picking up chicks)

DEN-O EDITION

Here, I got a some deneb candy for you baby.

Let me show you my den liner

Let me be your imagin. I'll make your dreams come true.

Oh, you want me to stop? Can't hear you.

You'll cry with pleasure.

Hey, baby, just to let you know, I'm pretty strong.