'WTF?!' moments in Square-Enix games? *Spoilers.*

[Raticus]

...Uh. The other WTF thread will suffice.

[Stavros]

Right now I'd say Aug from FFIII, I just started playing it yesterday, but I'm already about four hours into it, it's pretty good. Or that one guy. . .Sigfried from the Ghost Train thing. . .or the whole fight with the train. . .

[fadin sun]

I know it's not FF, but...


A Star Ocean item you can obtain.

[*~NeoAdamus~*]

The Gunblade for me. The weapon makes no sense at all.

A short gun barrel, a long blade, and a handle to cramp wrists for a lifetime

Sorry if my thread was a little off i figured a moment was different than the oddity of a character or weapon, item etc.
If anything this should be biggest WTF's of FF

[Sophia Esteed]

Originally Posted by fadin sun

I know it's not FF, but...


A Star Ocean item you can obtain.

That can go into my "WTF Moments in Squeenix games! (not FF or KH)" thread..btw that's a CLASSIC XD

here: WTF Moments in Squeenix Games! (Not FF or KH)

FFVII, Gold Saucer, Dio's Room. Portrait of Dio..he has a HAIRY chest. Even MOAR proof he is a man-slut.

Also,
"Off course!"
and
"No, way!"

(not misprints)

[Musical Muffin]

FFVII DOC: Hojo's Laugh.
-Vincent's scream. LOLOL.
-Lucrecia: Oh Professor Hojo! *all huggy on him. *pukes**
-The last boss battle. WAAAYYY to easy.
-Rosso's... revealing outfit.

FFVII: The grammar errors. XD

FFVII: Crisis Core: Why can Zack flirt with the ladies at the desk?!

FFXII: That one part in the castle where you have to get the guards attention. T.T
-The... lizard people things. XD

[Zoidberg!]

FXII- Lamount was a guy. O.o.

[VirusCoreHacker]

FFVII Crisis Core: Throughtout Yuffie's Sidequest, She forces you to Obtain items, Before Attempting you Steal them from you, But leaves it behide saying its a piece a trash.
Zack catches on,, and wondering where she gets all this information on these Hard Dungeons and Zack's Email .
( She said she spammed every SOILDER in Shinra, Saying Zack was the only person who fell for it").
During Certain Missions, Zack tries not falling for the tricks on random occasions.
Making Yuffie Cry on Random occasions.
Later on, she emails Random S.O.S.s ,disgusing them as rought and tough emails asking for help.

Originally Posted by Yuffie's SOS Email 1

From: Yuffie
Contents: I'm in the wasteland looking for treasure.
Haven't found anything yet, but I know I'm gonna,
cuz I'm not lost or anything

Originally Posted by Yuffie's SOS Email 2

From: Yuffie
Contents: I'm in the slums on a treasure hunt.
Haven't found anything yet, but I know I'm gonna,
cuz it's not like I'm surrounded by monsters or anything.
I swear I'm not, so the treasure's mine.
Um I gotta go now something in the shadows is drooling

Originally Posted by Yuffie's SOS Email 3

From: Yuffie
Contents: IM INSIDE THE PLATE
IM TOTALLY FINE AND STUFF
BTW DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING

After the Last Mission, She reveals she listens in on Anti-Shinra meetings.
So After the Mission, She attempts to Trick Zack on last time,Zack doesnt fall for it,
But while talking Yuffie Steals his " BAHAMUT FURY Summon
"Zack gives chase trying to plead with yuffie,
Warning her she does NOT Want that Materia.

The Screen Blacks out saying: Yuffie returned the Materia 3 days later, Saying "It Was Too much for her".

^ I Lol'd

[Chupacabra]

Crsis Core: A SEPHIROTH FANCLUB? WTF?.. and SPAM Emails..
Most of the FFXII Bosses...... remember the green dragon's dance that gave you all bad statuseffects possible D====

[Zero]

FF7 Playing as Zack at the end even though he can barely move and no chance of passing that part and you cant fast forward/skip the cutscenes even though you seen them like 8 Million times already.

[Sophia Esteed]

FFVI-
"Ahem. There is SAND on my boots!"

And since this also includes my other WTF Moments in Square-Enix games that are NOT Final Fantasy thread as well *cough change the title back to "What are the biggest 'WTF?!' moments in Square-Enix (incl. FF) games? *Spoilers*" cough*

Star Ocean 1
- The text-based RPG you play with Puffy in Portmis. Also, if you get very far in the text-based RPG, if you have any Melt Potions on you, you can give one to HER and she'll never play the game with you again...

[Ikkin]

Magic Pots in Crisis Core. I never thought I'd see a masochistic monster, especially not in the Freudian sense. >_>;

[Sophia Esteed]

SPOILERS

Star Ocean 1 (First Departure):

Marvel is Joshua's long-lost sister, Elise. In the SNES

version, if Marvel and Joshua are in yr party when you visit a certain room

in Sylvavant ruins, which has Elise in a block of ice, both Marvel and Elise

"cease to exist". In the PSP remake however, you can battle and kill Marvel to free

Elise's soul within Marvel, free Elise's body, and now you have Elise as a playable

character.

Chrono Cross
- The process to recruit Funguy. He's human at first, but YOU end up turning him into half-mushroom!! lol

Chrono Trigger (remake coming soon to Nintendo DS)
- There's an ending in which Crono actually TALKS. A full sentence too. I think you have to figth Lavos after getting the pendant charged but before entering teh Ocean Palace...

[Zoidberg!]

SPOILERS for the end of Final Fantasy Tactics: The War of the Lions chapter 1.





When you need to kill you previous guest(Forget his name), he has a few black mages that target on you(Ramza), not the tile. One of them did so. Then, I went and attacked (Forget his name), and just about died. Then, finally, I get nailed by fire and die, but so does (Forget his name). Mission complete.

[Sophia Esteed]

^^ The guest is

Argath, methinks...also, I have just finished chapter 1 so I dunno

if Tietra is 100% dead or not...I think she is though. I tried reviving her with my White Mage in that battle...waste of time and MP.

Chrono Cross:
- Harle's French accent. Also, she copies Kid's line at one point in the game.

Originally Posted by The original line as said by Kid

I'll kick yer sorry arses so hard you'll kiss the moons!

Originally Posted by Harle's version

I will kick your derriere to ze moon (forgot the rest)!

Final Fantasy VII:
- The Arena has so many translation errors like:
Off course!
No, way
NO HANDICAPP!

Final Fantasy IX:
- "Ooh soft~"
- When Garnet escapes from Alexandria, her initial alternative name is "Dagger". I don't like that name so I always change it o__O

Final Fantasy X:
- Old Man Mika is an unsent