'WTF?!' moments in Square-Enix games? *Spoilers.*

[Cloudemyx]

I'd like to add this:
The first time I saw Seymour on FFX.
I'll come up with more as I remember...Most of the WTF's have been said anyways...

[jk4eva]

This is fun. XD

FFVII - [spoiler] Aerith dying at the end of the first disc - it was spoiled for me that she would... but so early? Dang o.o [/spoiler]
[spoiler] That Cloud actually dressed in drag *shudder* [/spoiler]
[spoiler] Also, that Cloud was messed up from the beginning of the game, and he hallucinated most of his memories. [/spoiler]
[spoiler] The lunatic Hojo being Sephiroth's biological father?? I mean, what a messed up parent to have. [/spoiler]
- That the game ended the way it did. >_>

FFVIII - [spoiler] That the evil sorceress they were sent to kill ended up being their 'mother' figure, and also the wife of Cid. [/spoiler]
[spoiler] That everyone, with the exception of Rinoa, ended up being orphans. [/spoiler]
[spoiler] Rinoa becoming a sorceress. [/spoiler]
[spoiler] Seifer having the ability to KILL a GF?? [/spoiler]
[spoiler] Adel looking like a cross between an ugly demon and a man. [/spoiler]
[spoiler] Fujin actually spoke more than a sentence! [/spoiler]
Mostly all GFs are a PAIN to fight.

FFIX - [spoiler] Finding out that not only is Zidane from another planet, but he also happened to be a powerful genome like Kuja. [/spoiler]
Just look at Brahne. Nuff said.
[spoiler] Garnet cutting her hair.... I didn't expect that to happen! o.o [/spoiler]
[spoiler] Vivi also being a clone created for destruction [/spoiler]
- Not knowing if Quina is a he or she, we find out he/she is androgynous.
- The last boss was a real pushover. Seriously, what?
[spoiler] Eiko's innocent, cute little moogle transforming into a powerful summon... whoa. [/spoiler]

FFX - Finding out who Sin REALLY was [spoiler] Jecht [/spoiler]
[spoiler] Tidus discovering that he, along with the Zanarkand he came from, was all a dream by the fayth. [/spoiler]
- Finding out the true purpose of summoners and their fate.
- Bevelle's teachings were actually hypocritical and false.
[spoiler] Seymour turning out to be a psycho, and kept coming back to kill the party long after he died. Talk about creepy.[/spoiler]
[spoiler] Seymour forcing Yuna to marry him, with her guardians watching. All knowing that he is DEAD. Ugh! [/spoiler]

- Two words: Yu Yevon. Wth??

[spoiler] Tidus fading away at the end... saddest moment of the entire game [/spoiler]
[spoiler] Auron was dead the entire time??![/spoiler] Only when you play it over, do the hints become obvious.

FFX-2 - [spoiler] Shuyin's whole story, his motives and his resemblance to Tidus [/spoiler]
- Last boss [spoiler] Vegnagun... was way too easy. [/spoiler]
- Blitzball was ruined! What exactly were they thinking this time around?
- Brother's weird, creepy crush on his cousin, Yuna. o.0
- The hot springs scene. Wasn't necessary.
- That there was an underground beneath Bevelle... with the hardest monsters in the entire game.

That's all I could come up with for now, but most are pretty much the same as the majority.

[monkeybutt]

jk4eva, it feels so good to see you post! xD

I'll have more later, but the time you crossdress as a girl in FF7 is among the weirdest.

[jk4eva]

Originally Posted by monkeybutt

jk4eva, it feels so good to see you post! xD

I'll have more later, but the time you crossdress as a girl in FF7 is among the weirdest.

W00t! XD Looking forward to your list, monkey.

Ah one more thing I forgot to add... Vincent having a 'thing' for Sephiroth's mom. That was just... o_0

[Cloudemyx]

Ok...here goes, all from FFX.
Belgemine...That woman Yuna has those Aeon fights with. Those things she has covering her ears or the sides of her face...Princess Leah lol...

When you arrive at the Temple of Djose, all these monkey thingys are running around and one of them seems to be quite interested in Auron...the disgusting way...It really looks like the monkey is humping him when he's standing outside the door...<.<

That wandering scholar, Maechen, the way he talks is pretty weird..."And that as they say....is that."

Tromell Guado....o.Ô

After they leave the Travel Agency, when Rikku manages to argue herself to a rest in the middle of the Thunder Plains, they're standing outside and this guy runs out from nowhere and takes a picture...

[Kurxi]

FFIV
[spoiler]Finding out that Golbez is Cecil brother.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]That Cecil wasn't human[/spoiler]

FFII
How difficult it was.

FFVI
[spoiler]Terra being an Esper[/spoiler]

FFIII
How something that decreases your attack power, turns out to increase your damage, WTF?

[Sonja~Soulheart]

Originally Posted by jk4eva

FFVIII - [spoiler] That the evil sorceress they were sent to kill ended up being their 'mother' figure, and also the wife of Cid. [/spoiler]

didnt really think that Cid would have a wife O:

Originally Posted by jk4eva

[spoiler] Seifer having the ability to KILL a GF?? [/spoiler]

really weird... is he like superman to do that?

Originally Posted by jk4eva

[spoiler] Adel looking like a cross between an ugly demon and a man. [/spoiler]

^true... didnt even think he was a she at first tho O___o*shivers*

[gottaluvkh1992]

FF9 Kuja destroies a planet with him on it and lives

FF10 you kill Seymour's Fiend and he still comes back HOW?

FF12 what the hell are they talking about races and cities and so on

FF1 your chacters dont talk

FF2 how can a white mage kick ass with just bare hands

FF4 Rydia loses white magic how?

FF5 costumes can change what you do

[DecisivePumpkin]

-Brother's crush on Yuna, his cousin. (X-2)
-After Cloud dresses as a girl and they are talking to the guy and they are threatening to chop off his member. (7)
-The first time I saw Lablanc's outfit, boob-ish to say the least. (X-2)
-Zidane's TAIL. (9)

[Zeta_Stryker]

IV
[spoiler]From the beginning to the end. Your party doesn't stay with you very often[/spoiler]

VI

[spoiler]How a Cursed Shield turns into the Paladin Shield after some 265 encounters with the shield equipped on one of your party members. Assuming you have Ribbon also equipped[/spoiler]

IX

[spoiler]In the Irish village of Conde Petie, where Quina proposes to Vivi.[/spoiler] Hilarious :D

VIII

Originally Posted by jk4eva

[spoiler]Seifer having the ability to KILL a GF??[/spoiler]

Yeah, I was also "WTH" as well. Since those GFs have godly powers. If he was a "normal" human. He'd pretty much be wiped out. But for Ultimecia, she has that power.

XII
[spoiler]Vayne, Vayne Nous (thanks to Vayne's brother helping out) and The Undying = Totally easy. I mean sure, there were big attacks here and there. But they weren't anything that my characters couldn't handle[/spoiler]

[spoiler]How Gilgamesh's pet can survive and battle for the 2nd time after repeated attacks against him[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Cid -- for the firs time -- suddenly becomes an antagonist[/spoiler]

crossovers

FFV & IX
[spoiler]Reference to Garland. But yet, "Garland" plays different roles in each game.[/spoiler]

FFIV & XII
[spoiler]Reference to Zeromus. No relation to each other. One becoming the final boss and the other a summonable creature[/spoiler]

FFV & XII
[spoiler]Reference to Exdeath. No relation to each other. One becoming the final boss and the other a summonable creature[/spoiler]

[Sorel]

FFX - When I heard Seymore talk for the first time i was like OMG shut up i hate your voice

[Sonja~Soulheart]

FFX

[spoiler]Yuna marrying Seymore[/spoiler]

[Heartstring]

FFX-2 The whole OOC Yuna and LeBlanc's costume!

FFT: WotL: That the characters lack noses

FF VII: Cloud's messed up mind
The graphics ...lol
Tseng being revived in the movie

FF X: laughing scene
Seymour always coming back to fight us
Thinking Seymour was hard on Mt. Gagazet and then finding out that I overkill him with a Firaga spell
Their religion being a hypocrite.

More to come

[Sir Jecht]

Originally Posted by gottaluvkh1992

FF9 Kuja destroies a planet with him on it and lives

[spoiler]Kuja escaped from Terra before it was completely destroyed and made it back to Gaia before Zidane and crew did, yes he is that fast.[/spoiler]

Can't think of a good WTF moment right now..

[ViVi94]

FFX
- SPOILER- learning that Yuna would die if she called the final Aeon. Well, that was more like a OMG but still...
-Always knowing from the secong I saw Seymour that there was something not right about him.
- Arguing with someone at my school all the time about the pronounciation of Tidus ("It's Tee-dus" "No! It's Ti-dus!"
-The laughing scene
-Rikku+Riku=WTF?
-Rikku was the one who kidnapped Yuna and that machine was hard! (I was 8 okay? lol)
-Auron was dead the whole time, and when I played it again I thought, "OMG it was so obvious"
(Wow, long list)
-Wakka's hair
-blitzball being utterly impossible
-Aurons HP
-Seyomour wanting to marry Yuna.. (EWWWW!)
-Ject being Sin
-Overdrive Sin, I mean WTF?
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FFX-2
-When you had to Massage Lablanc and how completely wrong it sounded.
-Lablank's...sluttiness
-The fact that Yuna can sing.
-How long Yuna's hair got within such a short time (look at her braid, imagine how long it would be when it isn't in a braid!
-How it looks like there's something between Gippal and Rikku...
-Brother, pretty much every scene with brother in it
-Brothers freaky crush on Yuna
-Shinyu
-The Hot spring scene
-How easy Vegnagun was
- How hard that dragon thing was before Vegnagun.
-Tidus coming back.
More Later, I'm only half done!