'WTF?!' moments in Square-Enix games? *Spoilers.*

[Sonja~Soulheart]

[quote=Sophia Esteed;2615766]
FFVIII:
- The "Trepies"....they scary O.O
- That crossdressing guy you meet in Dollet (after the Dollet mission). Talk to her/him, choose the choice that's grayed "Are you really a woman?" and BANG. She's really a crossdressin dude O.O
- The kid foolin while fishin in FH.
- In disc 1, some kid tries to take Squall's Gil. His mom catches him and SPANK TIEM~
- The sequence of the "Time Compression" battles, every setting went all Salvador Dali on you (places were MELTING dude)
- The fact that, in disc 4, you can't enter any towns or such. WTF?
-

Fujin switching from one-worders

to whole sentences in disc 3.

- How clumsy Laguna is sometimes (in the flashbacks)
More later....


never went throught the crossdresser guy before O_o

and that was weird too... Fujin speaking in full sentence

[Sinborn]

FFMQ - Despite having fun music, the last boss was. . . Questionable.
FFV - I fapped to Feris.
FFVII - Typical Cait Sith Ruby 1-shot.
FFT - Velius with a crappy team = restart.
FFX - Fighting a space invader as the end boss.
FFX-2 - The entire campaign.
FFXI - Experiencing stupidity on a monstrous scale.

[Neo Ragnarok]

FFVII - Honeybee Inn... all of it. <-- bigger WTF when you play it again later when you're older and more wordly... and realize how ridiculous that WHOLE part with the Don is.
- Ruby WEAPON not showing up in one of my games ;-;
- The first time you find out wtf is up with Cloud O.o

FFT - Ramza v Wiegraf x.x wtfhard
- That battle on the roof >.< Stupid Rafa... runs right at them
- How bad the Heaven/Hell skills suck x.x

FFTA - The whole storyline basically... starts decent, ends up kinda... eh
- Basically Marche... I don't understand his thought process

FFVIII - Orphanage? WTF?
- First time fighting the Final Boss and seeing only one of my good (equipped) characters out there.
- Final... Boss... Doesn't... Stay... Dedz.

FFIX -

Vivi = Fake? ;-;!

- Zidane = Angel of Dethz!?

- Kuja = Possibly straight???... nah...

FFX - Finding out what Sin is x.x
- First time seeing Anima x.x
- Laughing scene....

FFXII - HEY BUCKETHEAD
- I'M CAPTAIN BASCH FON RONSENBERG OF DALMASCA
- DON'T LISTEN TO ONDORE'S LIES
- Basically Vaan in general. Wtf is he even doing there? >.>

[Kawaiikousuke]

Originally Posted by Neo Ragnarok

- Kuja = Possibly straight???... nah...

I have always thought that Kuja was possibly asexual instead of gay or straight. He needs love though...

FFX: Guado tribe..WTF fish people?!?!?

[Tragic Fall]

FF VII- Clud wanting to be pretty

FF VIII- Trying to assasinate President Deling only to find out hes a body double

FF X- Tidus stealing the binnoculars.

[Ultima Star]

FF X

-Blitzball tournament
Tidus: so what I do now?
Wakka: shoot like crazy
And then Tidus says that ..with somehow...a weird sound on his voice ;;O_o

FF X-2

How could Yuna wore a dress...from a dead woman?!!! 

FF X-2

 first scene ..beautiful Yuna turning into..Leblanc O_o 

[jamietl]

ff7- as mentioned, honeybee inn... *burns eyes with a hot poker*
ff8- the greatest phrase "whatever", being removed by annoying rinoa from disc 3 onwards.
the first time playing through, i named rinoa, hog, so i never could take her seriously
ff9- kuja... dress... if it wasn't for his first sighting, he could have been as cool as sephiroth, but riding out, wearing a dress, on a puny white dragon, into nice puffy white clouds; yeah, great exit!?

ff10- "wakka youre stiff man. no, not your face". WTF!? isn't tidus meant to be straight?

[squall leonheart]

The best answer I can give is... Gackt.

[Sonja~Soulheart]

both the first discs of FFVII and FFIX i bought were busted D:

oh and FFVIII: islands closest to heaven and hell (first visit) my whole party died in one second
FFVIII: randomly running around to level up when a monster attaked but no monster appeared.. but sum UFO in the sky O__o

[Sophia Esteed]

Originally Posted by Sonja~Soulheart

both the first discs of FFVII and FFIX i bought were busted D:

oh and FFVIII: islands closest to heaven and hell (first visit) my whole party died in one second
FFVIII: randomly running around to level up when a monster attaked but no monster appeared.. but sum UFO in the sky O__o

^ That is a PuPu. It asks for Elixirs. hmm...*fetches Strategy Guide*

FFVII - How the world map music differs at the start of teh game vs. when Cloud gives Seph the Black Materia. A FULL 180, DUDE.

[White Tiger]

Um finding out Wakka and Lulu had a baby. Even though it hinted to it, its still creepy. 

[Sorel]

FFIX - When i saw Queen brahne for the first time
FFX - The laugh scene in luca
FFXI - when i heard it was online
FFVII - When Sephiroth

 Killed Aeris at the end of disc 1

[Cloudemyx]

Originally Posted by Sorel

FFIX - When i saw Queen brahne for the first time
FFX - The laugh scene in luca
FFXI - when i heard it was online
FFVII - When Sephiroth

I'd say all of those except the FFVII one, I was more like

[Ultima Star]

FF VII

 how many times you had to figh that Jenova mosta D=..and..it never died till disc 3 

[PostMentalFerocity]

Originally Posted by Endless Flames

FFXII when they called larsa a guy! I thought he was girl for the longest time!

As Hades would say "Quoted for truth"

X-2. Seriously WTF?

When Balthier introduced himself. I said "That's 100% pimp there. Any attempt to pair him with anyone but Fran would just die because Balthier is too cool."

In the middle of battle and Garnet decides to not summon, and I get raped.

Waking up in the morning, after falling asleep with IX on, only to find I have only 1 potion left with the only charater remaining is Zidane.

The sense of disappointment after beating Yu Yevon...bitch

Battle system of Tactics.