'WTF?!' moments in Square-Enix games? *Spoilers.*

[Electropop]

4. Finding out that the Viera I was searching for in Rabanastre for 3 weeks was right in the gambit shop the whole time and that she didn't want anything to do with me in the end and only gave me a stupid bow for find her damn soul mate. (FFXII) I was just like WHAT!!! D:<

I went to my Cheat book cuz I was getting pist.

The whole thing about how you can't get the Zodiark Spear just because you opened the wrong chest. WTF?

Agreed.

FFXII when they called larsa a guy! I thought he was girl for the longest time!

I actually found that out during an X-play episode when they reviewed.

[Sonja~Soulheart]

FFVIII
[spoiler] 1. Knowing Rinoa and seifer were boyfriendxgirlfriend once O_o
2. knowing most of them were orphans and were interconnected due to the fact that all of them grew up toghether
3. laguna has a link to squall O__o(never said in the game but in my op...)
4. ultimecia had grievier murder my party with his attack O__o
5. laguna actually ended up w/ raine.. never saw that comming /sweatdrop[/spoiler]

[Swag]

The whole begining part of FFX when he went from Zanarkand, to that temple place, then to that Al Bhed ship. Up until when he finally got to Besaid I was like, WTF?

"I'M BASCH FON ROSENBURG OF DALMASCA!" "I'M CAPTAIN BASCH!" ...excuse me, but, WTF?

That whole scene where Vaan asked how old Fran was. That one wasn't really a WTF moment, more like a "Where the f*ck did this come from?". That scene was kinda random.

How bad the GF system sucked in FFVIII. Atleast in my opinion.

[Fuse]

Cloud having meltdowns every time Sephiroth was around.

Tidus turning into..floating particles?

Running around the area by Mt.Bur-Omisace to find the Trickster hunt.. I looked for 2 straight days and didn't find it. :/

Larsa turning out to be a guy.

That you don't get to play as or with Recks anymore than the first 2 minutes of the game..

[Heartless.Nobody]

The part when Tidus and Yuna Started laughing randomly on the ship.

"the wind, its nice"

*pause* "ahahahahahaha...heheheh.ahhehahehaheh"

[The M.C.]

how you really pronounce "Tidus." still have no clue but i go by (Ti-Dus), or is it really pronounced (Tee-dus)?

[Apollo]

Oh D2L you can still get it by stealing it from the last esper!

[Sir Jecht]

I went to my Cheat book cuz I was getting pist.

I had a guide but didn't use it think I chose to get angry in the end. I already had the weapon she gave me so in the end I was just heartbroken in a way.

FFVII:
[spoiler] Tseng dying in FFVII but being alive in AC.[/spoiler]

FFVII: Cloud...a hookah?

FFVIII:
[spoiler] WE ALL GREW UP IN THE SAME EVIL ORPHANAGE!!! PLOT TWIST!!![/spoiler] I just Lol'd when I found that out really.

FFXII: Vaan and crew getting captured twice in the same day by Judge Ghis, it's like Escape...*six hours later*...RECAPTURED!!!! HAHA!

FFXII: Doctor Cid, he not really a WTF but still when you first meet him he seems crazy.

FFXII: Basch in the dungeons...LMFAO WTF was going on in there?!

FFIX: Zidane and his clone brothers and sisters..

FFIX: Zorn and Thorn being...well that big monster thing.

FFX: Blitzball not being fun.

[Apollo]

Trying to learn how to play XII at first! I was so pissed but now i love it!

[Swag]

That scene in FFXII when Old Dalan ask you to take that Sword of the Order to Vossler, and then once you get there him and Basch get into an argument and the screen spilts in two show both of their eyes. WTF? I was half expecting it to go all anime and see chibi Vossler and Basch's heads turn red and explode.

Moogles. WTF?

[Sir Jecht]

^LOLZ..chibi.

FFVIII: The first mission you go on to get Ifrit with Quistis, she makes a comment about how Squall should not make any advances *coughrapehercough* on her in the cave. WTF woman...

FFXII: Resk's armor or lack there of, it seems like the new recruits only get a leather bra to protect them even though the Archadians have like real armor made if metal, no wonder he died. WTF Dalmasca, get some money and get some metal up in there.

[Shamdeo]

FFVIII: The first mission you go on to get Ifrit with Quistis, she makes a comment about how Squall should not make any advances *coughrapehercough* on her in the cave. WTF woman...

Have you seen her fanclub, the Trepies? I wouldn't be suprised if she carried a tazer.

They count how many times Quistis has fallen in battle, and proceed to bitch you out about it.

[Ultima Star]

FF VIII

[spoiler] getting attacked with 'HEll's Judgement' followed by an "apocalypse" was not fun..at all[/spiler]

FF VIII

[spoiler] that when your characters die they disappear..even if you have only three of them alive
And when you're like about two attacks from ending the battle one of them dies and you cant
revive him/her cos eh they turn into dust O.o [/spoiler]

FF VIII

[spoiler]
Irvine falling for a girl like..SEPLHIE?!! [/spoiler]

More to come xP

[Sophia Esteed]

^ The 3 characters dyin thing...you mean in the Ultimecia (final) battle? o.O;

I'm gonna post a mroe updated list soon~

Here it si:
FFVII (as few spoilers as possible)
- Cloud crossdressing
- The tub scene in Honeybee inn + its alternate, "The #&^$* room" (don't ask lol). Either way, Cloud gets PANTIES!
- Flashback of Nibelheim. Cloud can go into Tifa's room and grab an "ORTHOPEDIC UNDERWEAR" (exaggerated for effect)
- The way the chibified ppls bounce and such. Makes me giggle xD
- Cloud can go on a date with BARRET O.O
- The fact that the character's name "Dyne" is the same name as one fo Zidane's Trance abilities from FF9 O.O
- That some of the FMVs didn't even seem close to their Advent Children renditions (i.e. Jenova in that tank, Sephiroth in the Nibelheim fire)
- The ridiculous amounts of fanservice Tif and Seph get. But hey, whatever works! (I'd have the fanservice of the latter anyday...<333) I'll describe later xD
- blah blah blah "I'll chop them off" blah blah "I'll smash them" blah blah
- This. Guy. Are. Sick.
- You're a Turks
- Hojo....what a queer fellow.
- Tseng actually SURVIVED Clone!Sephiroth's attack in Temple of Ancients. SPeaking of which, the little old men in the temple were weird too...O.O

FFVIII:
- The "Trepies"....they scary O.O
- That crossdressing guy you meet in Dollet (after the Dollet mission). Talk to her/him, choose the choice that's grayed "Are you really a woman?" and BANG. She's really a crossdressin dude O.O
- The kid foolin while fishin in FH.
- In disc 1, some kid tries to take Squall's Gil. His mom catches him and SPANK TIEM~
- The sequence of the "Time Compression" battles, every setting went all Salvador Dali on you (places were MELTING dude)
- The fact that, in disc 4, you can't enter any towns or such. WTF?
- [spoiler]Fujin switching from one-worders
to whole sentences in disc 3.[/spoiler]
- How clumsy Laguna is sometimes (in the flashbacks)
More later....

FFIX:
- Oglopz. Nuff said.
- Brahne. Brahne, Brahne, Brahne.
- Quina is androgynous (I used to think it was a she, at one point it calls it a he, then s/he. lol wut?)
- The fact that, depite being male, Kuja has a very female build. (Does he have MAN BOOBS? lol)
- That optional book boss you fight in Alexandria Library during the "Save Garnet" timed event. I wasted soooo much time there lol....

FFII (of Dawn of Souls, haven't played PSP ver yet):
- The leveling system @_____@

FFX:
- TEH LAFF SCENE, YO
- Tidus suddenly screaming after Kilika Temple
- The whole....ahem, plot twist.
- WHen I fought Seymour @ Bevelle, he kept using that Shatter Claw attack and NONE of my d00ds were petrified O.O

FFX-2:
- Nobuo Uematsu didn't do the music for this FF. ;___;
- LeBlanc's obsession with "Noojie-Woojie" lol
- The fact that you have to do 8641893265805263975 things woithout skipping dailogue or nuthin' to get 100&#37;.

[Ultima Star]

^Indeed Ultimecia's battle it was lol

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FF VIII

[spoiler]
Laguna saying he was hungry..right when he was about to fight some soldiers..wtf does ha have in his head?! [/spoiler]

FF VIII

Rinoa is not in love with Squall..she is obsessed over him O.o

FF VIII

[spoiler]
Squall: I want to hear your voice once more Rinoa!!!!
When in disc 2 he was like "hey..get off me..now!!"
[/spoiler]

FF VIII

That when I drew Eden form Ultima Weapon I got killed..when I killed it..I noticed I hadnt drawn Eden..and had saved already ;;>_<

FF VII

How Aerith turned from the sweet girl to "I'll chop them off!" I was like
"Wtf happened with er? O.o