Its Me or the Alternative

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"Hello mr. Walton how was your sleep". "Huh what are you talking about ive been up the last six days tryin to figure out how the hell im gunna get out of the twelve foot ditch i dug for meself" Michel said crust in his eyes and slumped over in a white room on a white bed sitting infront of a man in a verry fancy buisness suite. He looked down at his sky blue underwear. "YAAAGGGHH"! He screamed. "Where in the holy fructose is me pants". " We burned them". The man smiled. Michels eye twitched and his neck creaked. "You mean to tell me that for no appearent reason you took my pants off of me and threw them into an oven. "MMMYep" The man said trying not to laugh. "WHY" he screamed in a high pitched voice. "Becouse mister walton" The man said sternly leaning forword as micheal leaned back. "We can". "Ohhh Kay? very well then" he twisted up his face. "WAIT one darn second there. when, the bloody scarf did i fall asleep". "Exactlly twenty years ago, Mr Walton evryone in the world thinks you died in a plane accident your here at the FBI's secret base area 73. "dont you mean area fifty one" Michel asked. "No seventy one fifty ones in Navada were in onterio cannada, now put these clothes on while i wait for you behind that door when your ready ill explain" After about fifteen minutes putting on a suite Michel walks out the door and the man explains. "Your mission if you choose to except it is to lead a party of six to nine to an underground facility in korea and free the experimental mole human hybrids". "And what if i refuse". "You get shot in the croch". "Oh" michel sighed "Well i pick neithger
"Hey look its either me or the alternative

rules
follow reguler rp rules
this is suppose to be a comedy/action so keep to that (you dont see to many comedys nowadays)
we nedd six to nine people

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name Thomas bangletar
age 22
appearence http://www.rpgamer.com/games/megten/.../persona21.jpg
specialty unlocking locked items
Weapon: a jack knife
bio was captured by the government four years previous to michels awakining hes from oklahoma city and trained as an expert locksmith