hey Rem

[Azanulbizare]

Have you seen my sunglasses?

[???]

Yes, and if you want them you have to admit you have no chance against me so that I call feel like a real man.

[Azanulbizare]

Do you like my new sig? Shit, I like it

[???]

Yes, that is an awesome signature, I wish I had one like that. Everyone should have a signature like that.

[Blackest Night]

Please get on to actual RPing. Otherwise, thread will be closed and/or deleted.

[Azanulbizare]

Azanulbizare puts on his robe and wizard hat.

[???]

OoC: Okay, we'll get to the role-playing now, I appreciate your assistance BN. No talking I guess Az. ;_;


IC

Rem had just left the shower after long period of time in the warm embrace of the water. After a long shower he usually felt awake, more than he previously did and would become full of energy only to have it leave him soon after. He was of course naked now and felt that a set of clothing was necessary, to comfort the necessity he decided to wear the most bizarre costume. He place a wizard's hat on top of his head and wrapped a robe around his body. Only to continue the amusing parody, he pulled a wand from his drawer and swung it around with glee.

Suddenly, he could detect a presence within his household and decided to walk into his living room and investigate. He instantly noticed another individual with clothing parallel to his own and instantly assumed that he was here to fight for some reason. Pointing his wand in the direction of this individual he shouted menacingly.


'Come! Let us set upon the heavens with our strength!'

OoC: Sorry I couldn't make my post longer.

[Azanulbizare]

Originally Posted by Rem

OoC: Okay, we'll get to the role-playing now, I appreciate your assistance BN. No talking I guess Az. ;_;


IC

Rem had just left the shower after long period of time in the warm embrace of the water. After a long shower he usually felt awake, more than he previously did and would become full of energy only to have it leave him soon after. He was of course naked now and felt that a set of clothing was necessary, to comfort the necessity he decided to wear the most bizarre costume. He place a wizard's hat on top of his head and wrapped a robe around his body. Only to continue the amusing parody, he pulled a wand from his drawer and swung it around with glee.

Suddenly, he could detect a presence within his household and decided to walk into his living room and investigate. He instantly noticed another individual with clothing parallel to his own and instantly assumed that he was here to fight for some reason. Pointing his wand in the direction of this individual he shouted menacingly.


'Come! Let us set upon the heavens with our strength!'

OoC: Sorry I couldn't make my post longer.

'Come! Let us set upon the heavens with our strength!' was the echo that drfited about teh hourse as Bizare grabbed his wand. and suddenly, a man dressed the same as he appeared before him but wet like he'd just got out of the shower or something crazy like that. smilingly wickedly, bizare grinned

"I... Am God." the tip of his want lit up in a fury blaze as he wrapped his fingers tightly around it, sending a bolt of flame at the wet man. realizing this would do litte, he bent over and launched a tremendous fart into the flame that burned on the end of his shaft, lighting the room abalze in flame

[???]

The response was rather bold and surprising, but it at least brought a smile to Rem's face. "I...am god" the words were amusing yet they made him curious about this individual and he wondered if this truly were god. The man before him set forth a flame that would have slowly made its way toward him, but he was clever and humorous at the same time by using a fart to propel the flame. Rem quickly danced to the right, thinking to himself 'oh shi lol'. He laughed and his smile now became wicked.

"Well, nice move my friend, I am the man who has no name, but I don't fancy your attempts to deny me my ability to continue life, why don't you deny the fact that you don't stand a chance against me instead!"

With a flicker of his wand, two creatures now stood within the living room, the flying spaghetti monster and the invisible pink unicorn. Rem, who was still hiding his name, snapped his fingers thinking that these creatures would react to his whim. The creatures turned around and began to speak.

"Alright, that was just gay, don't think that you can do complicated things such as control us powerful creatures with a snap of the fingers, too many of your warrior fags do that."

Rem began to wonder if he was high but shook away as he angrily snapped his fingers and forced the useless beasts to give up their attempts to rid the warrior of this stereotype. They charged forward, attempting to kill the other man. Just before these beasts were reaching the man, he grew his wicked smile and uttered one final phrase.

"you fail at life and everything"

OoC: I'm glad we're role-playing now because I didn't want our thread deleted, BN won't have to do that now since we're role-playing. ;)

[Azanulbizare]

"Well, nice move my friend, I am the man who has no name, but I don't fancy your attempts to deny me my ability to continue life, why don't you deny the fact that you don't stand a chance against me instead!"

Azanulbizare watched as two beasts from otherworldly-like worlds ascended into the air. The nameless warrior tried to command them, but much to Bizares surprising, they did not. instead, they turned, and began to speak to their curator.

taking this time to better position himself, Bizare attempted to hide behind the bookcase - surely the power of a thousand dictionaries would compel this beest of a man to give up his thirst for blood and power and revenge.

but this was not the case. the beasts instead bended to his will and attacked Bizare as he hid behind the bookcase.

"you fail at life and everything"

swiftly dodging to the right, Bizare said "lol" quickly shed his clothes. his great mantle of a body glistened in the sunlight from the window, the sweat from two minutes of battle drenching his body. his charm compelled the beasts to give up chasing him, and soon it wasn't long before the spaghetti was diving deep into the unicorn. this was the time to strike. with a quick pounce like a feral cat, Bizare lunged his nude body onto the nameless warriors face, roaring like a wild animal as he did so.

[???]

Rem decided after seeing the quick cunning that it would be safe to let this man know the truth.

"I am not nameless, sadly, my name is Rem, but you may call me Mitsukaii because I happen to be a wapanese fag."

As much as Mitsukaii enjoyed a cock in his face, he decided to dodge. Rolling to the right, he ran into the kitchen and grabbed whip cream from his fridge. He rushed back into the living room and began to violently shower the man with the white cream.

[Without Name]

i love how well you guys have captured the essence of my character, however id appreciate it if you asked me before using him, k? i wont get angry this time as you are doing him an honor and the quotes are immortalising his nameless name.

but you got it his wrong, his name is neither rem or mitsukaii as he doesnt have one yet so theres no point in guessing at the moment.

[Azanulbizare]

Originally Posted by Without Name

i love how well you guys have captured the essence of my character, however id appreciate it if you asked me before using him, k? i wont get angry this time as you are doing him an honor and the quotes are immortalising his nameless name.

but you got it his wrong, his name is neither rem or mitsukaii as he doesnt have one yet so theres no point in guessing at the moment.

k .