Wow....

[Zaraki]

ugh i hate those people i was on there forums once i saw a topic that said negroe jesus they were all pissed at the fact that there are pics of a black jesus....my god these people are nuts...

[Girlygirl]

From what I see on their forums these people can be really mean and self centered.

[Square Ninja]

Originally Posted by Girlygirl

From what I see on their forums these people can be really mean and self centered.

Well, they are primarily fundamentalists.

[Phoenix]

Why the hell are you christians hating on someone else's interpretation of the Bible? I suppose your interpretation is the perfect one, and all must comply to your interpretation's will?

[Josiah]

O.O...oh my gosh...that is probably the most disturbing thing i have read all year...how...I...I dont even know what to say about it 0.0

[Eclipse]

What part of the definition of the word "satire" don't you get?

i spoke of the website, i'm haven't read the article ya'll are pointing to yet xD

just by the website, you can tell it's not christian.

EDIT: ok now i read the articles

this is not a church. this is pure blasphemy and totally innacceptable.

Why the hell are you christians hating on someone else's interpretation of the Bible? I suppose your interpretation is the perfect one, and all must comply to your interpretation's will?

Because the interpretations are completely incorrect, and this website is obviously there to mock Christians. Just like you.

Burning of a comic book in sacrifice to God? That is mocking, pure mocking.

Leviticus was of the old testament, when sacrifices to God were necessary to cleanse our sins, because the savior had not been born yet. Once Jesus took our sins, there was no longer a need for sacrifices.

many things in the Bible are interpretted so incorrectly

for example, my mom was born on 06/06/60, does that make her SATAN'S DAUGHTER LOLZ?!?!?! no. she's a Christian, a very faithful one might I add.

666 is just the Devil's code.

Such as when God commanded (forgot his name) to sell all his possesions. Does that mean we must sell everything we have and give it to the church? No that is being idiotic. Then you have no money or anything for your children. God spoke to that man specifically, because he himself had trouble with selfishness, and put his possessions before his own God. God dealt with that problem, but God spoke to him specifically.

Yet the early Catholics decided to take all these things and turn them inside out and exaggerate.

Lemme elaborate on the fish-law example from the Old Testament. One was not to eat fish, right?

and for good reason

seafood contained a lot of bacteria and was not cleaned back then, and it was not uncommon to get sick from seafood. God put that law for a reason

Israel was a very evil place at that time, during Noah's time, God told Noah and saw that he was the only righteous man in the whole country, everyone else was having mindless sex, getting drunk, lying, stealing, and beeing greedy. It was a very evil time.

After the New Testament, the need to be perfect was not needed. We don't need to be perfect, we never will be. That's what Jesus was for. He was our "note from the nurse out of Gym Class" xD.

Websites like that just mock Christians in every way. They should not be taken seriously.

And before you smart-mouth back, Pho. Just know, I'm leaving.

Ciao =]

[Phoenix]

Because the interpretations are completely incorrect, and this website is obviously there to mock Christians.

Your interpretation is correct, therefore, everybody else's interpretation must be wrong? How open-minded of you.

Just like you.

I'm touched, really.

Burning of a comic book in sacrifice to God? That is mocking, pure mocking.

As oppossed to the ancient "burning of innocents animals"?

Leviticus was of the old testament, when sacrifices to God were necessary to cleanse our sins, because the savior had not been born yet. Once Jesus took our sins, there was no longer a need for sacrifices.

Your interpretation. Calling someone else stupid because they don't share your interpretation speaks worlds about you.

many things in the Bible are interpretted so incorrectly

Ooh, but there's no chance *you* are the one interpreting them incorrectly?

for example, my mom was born on 06/06/60, does that make her SATAN'S DAUGHTER LOLZ?!?!?! no. she's a Christian, a very faithful one might I add.

I wasn't aware that 6 = 60. Must've dozed off during that math lesson.

666 is just the Devil's code.

Interpretation again. But I forget, every interpretation except your own must be wrong. Excuse me.

Such as when God commanded (forgot his name) to sell all his possesions. Does that mean we must sell everything we have and give it to the church? No that is being idiotic. Then you have no money or anything for your children. God spoke to that man specifically, because he himself had trouble with selfishness, and put his possessions before his own God. God dealt with that problem, but God spoke to him specifically.

Whan an easy way out. Everything Jesus says has to be taken universally, but when it's a little too difficult, bam, it only applied to that person. I suppose the sparing of the adulterer only applied to that woman. We really should be stoning adulterers today.

Yet the early Catholics decided to take all these things and turn them inside out and exaggerate.

Kinda like a World Flood, or 2 people creating the human race. Ludicrous, right?

Lemme elaborate on the fish-law example from the Old Testament. One was not to eat fish, right?

and for good reason

seafood contained a lot of bacteria and was not cleaned back then, and it was not uncommon to get sick from seafood. God put that law for a reason

I'd be so happy if you could provide a Bible passage that hints at this, or is it just you making up stuff as you go.

Israel was a very evil place at that time, during Noah's time, God told Noah and saw that he was the only righteous man in the whole country, everyone else was having mindless sex, getting drunk, lying, stealing, and beeing greedy. It was a very evil time.

Yup. Who cares about the infants and the children living at the time?

After the New Testament, the need to be perfect was not needed.

We're imperfect beings. How could a fair God expect perfection of us in the first place?

We don't need to be perfect, we never will be. That's what Jesus was for. He was our "note from the nurse out of Gym Class" xD.

Yet we're burned for the imperfections.

Websites like that just mock Christians in every way. They should not be taken seriously.

Kinda like every other christian interpretation of the Bible, or do you have an actual reason?

And before you smart-mouth back, Pho. Just know, I'm leaving.

How very admirable it is to bravely post your views, then leave because you know the other person will demolish them. You should be a Knight or something.

[marafi]

Um well that is most certainly disturbing.. err well and sort of makes it looks like a joke no offense. but that is very um well above exaggeration.

[simple_clean]

y'know Pho? i've also seen you once before in another thread about religion, you sure do like to argue don't you? we shouldn't even be argueing(sp?) at all. God is watching. ^^ (i'm serious btw, i'm not mocking. he really is watching)

[Savior of Dawn]

...I'm tempted to join those forums and have lots of fun. >: D

These people aren't very good Christians though, are they? They don't even realize that the devil number is 616.

Originally Posted by Eclipse

Israel was a very evil place at that time, during Noah's time, God told Noah and saw that he was the only righteous man in the whole country, everyone else was having mindless sex, getting drunk, lying, stealing, and beeing greedy. It was a very evil time.

Sounds like the U.S.

Originally Posted by Eclipse

Lemme elaborate on the fish-law example from the Old Testament. One was not to eat fish, right?

and for good reason

seafood contained a lot of bacteria and was not cleaned back then, and it was not uncommon to get sick from seafood. God put that law for a reason

So, all Japanese people will go to hell because they can cook?

[Phoenix]

Originally Posted by simple_clean

y'know Pho? i've also seen you once before in another thread about religion, you sure do like to argue don't you? we shouldn't even be argueing(sp?) at all. God is watching. ^^

Ooh, I wasn't aware arguing was a sin. Moreover, I wasn't aware I cared.

(i'm serious btw, i'm not mocking. he really is watching)

I'll be sure to moon him and flip him off, sheep.

[Hollow Bastion]

Just browsing through the forums to see what all has changed and came across one of the funniest sites around being brought up so I had to read.

And I'm surprised how crazy some of you are being.

The whole site is a satire on the extreme fundamentalist Christians that exist in the U.S. All of the people who are active on that forum and make the site are agnostics or atheists who are poking fun at the extreme Christians who condemn everyone but themselves. The site has been around for several years now and has a spot on wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

And they have a book coming out soon.

[Phoenix]

HB, most of us could figure out the site was a satire XD I mean, most of the stuff it says there is downright criminal. It was fun to defend their side, though. They think they're allowed to criticize it, but hate it when we criticize them.

[Endless Devoid]

Lawl, he isn't christian, let's burn him at the stake.

Then use a bunch of old latin terms and change their meaning in english to make whoever he is an example for future generations. =D

lawlz .-.

[Jessica]

Their TOS states that the site is a work of fiction.... none of it is serious.

Sadly, their are people who lean to an extremist nature like this... in any religion.