God hates fangs

Reflection · August 4th, 2009, 04:00 AM

I believe that the vampire agenda has began to inundate every part of our society with sympathy for these unholy abominations that walk among us, preying on innocent people and corrupting the morals and values of our great nation. The left-wing media would have us believe that these vile creatures are capable of self control, but all evidence shows that we are nothing more than sustenance to them.

"And so the lord said, 'those who would gorge themselves on blood are the embodiment of sin; let none of their kind live" - Isaiah 3:24

"Vampires are fucking faggots" - Matthew 25:17

"Fanged teeth are a mark of the devil" - Revelation 43:2

"A vampire sucked my cock; I could never piss again except without a tube" - Matthew 24:16

We must act as in olden times, and hunt all of these fiends down until none remain.
WHO IS WITH ME

Chevalier Sombre · August 4th, 2009, 04:01 AM

TO ARMS, MEN

THE BLOOD SUCKING SCOURGE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT THEM

Bangkok Superpussy · August 4th, 2009, 04:01 AM

Fuck Vampires. If I ever see one, I'll drive a stake through his heart before he can say "I vant to-"

The Lionheart · August 4th, 2009, 04:02 AM

LET'S GO MY BRETHREN, NONE SHALL WITHSTAND OUR WRATH

Lycanthrope · August 4th, 2009, 04:02 AM

Can we start with killing anyone related to Twilight?

Nocturne · August 4th, 2009, 04:04 AM

Do you guys honestly think that you're a match for them?

You make me laugh.

Chevalier Sombre · August 4th, 2009, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

Can we start with killing anyone related to Twilight?

There is no better place to start.

The Lionheart · August 4th, 2009, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Nocturne

Do you guys honestly think that you're a match for them?

You make me laugh.

I've got my crossbow with bolts made of silver.

I'm ready for those faggots.

Bangkok Superpussy · August 4th, 2009, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Nocturne

Do you guys honestly think that you're a match for them?

You make me laugh.

Please, we have the advantage in numbers and in equipment. A shotgun blast to the face or some moderately sharp teeth, who do you think will come out on top?

Nocturne · August 4th, 2009, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Sam

Please, we have the advantage in numbers and in equipment. A shotgun blast to the face or some moderately sharp teeth, who do you think will come out on top?

This is real life, not fucking Twilight.

Go find some, I dare you. Those things will bite your dick off.

Bangkok Superpussy · August 4th, 2009, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Nocturne

This is real life, not fucking Twilight.

Go find some, I dare you. Those things will bite your dick off.

You sound like a goddamn vampire sympathizer, is that right?

Chevalier Sombre · August 4th, 2009, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nocturne

This is real life, not fucking Twilight.

Go find some, I dare you. Those things will bite your dick off.

kiss my ass fuckwad

Reflection · August 4th, 2009, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Nocturne

This is real life, not fucking Twilight.

Go find some, I dare you. Those things will bite your dick off.

YOU CANNOT HAVE FEAR

WITH THE GOOD LORD ON OUR SIDE, WE WILL PREVAIL

HE WILL GUIDE OUR BULLETS WITH HEAVENLY GRACE

Lycanthrope · August 4th, 2009, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Chevalier Sombre

There is no better place to start.

I know. I call I get to kill that Edward Cullen fuck

Edit: Oh and Ryan you can fellate me for thinking that a vampire could bite off my cock

Nocturne · August 4th, 2009, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Sam

You sound like a goddamn vampire sympathizer, is that right?

I'm warning you.

I mean... I've had a bad experience with one...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chevalier Sombre

kiss my ass fuckwad

This shit isn't funny Paolo, this is serious.