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Old March 9th, 2009, 05:45 AM   #1
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If anyone's had the chance to catch a Mr. Micah Armstrong (originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami but left because they were hypocrites) on their campus, then I'm sure you've come to one conclusion.......apparently you're going to hell.

Reasons include:
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde
Being Fat
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future

Don't Worry. Hell is Going to be a Party. Based on Micah’s prediction Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Martin Luther King are already there.

The only one not there will be Micah.


^I got this from the Facebook group...So Apparently I'm Going To Hell....share your thoughts.
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Old March 9th, 2009, 05:46 AM   #2
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you can't be serious.
Isn't Religious a subsection of Intel?
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Old March 9th, 2009, 05:53 AM   #3
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??????? Elaborate please.
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Old March 9th, 2009, 06:11 AM   #4
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Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Being Blonde
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Masturbation
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Watching TNT
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Atheist
Owning a Pet
Sin
Have Sinned
Plan on Sinning in the Future





Oh Yeah. I'm definitely going to hell...
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Old March 9th, 2009, 06:57 AM   #5
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Old March 9th, 2009, 06:58 AM   #6
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Don't Worry. Hell is Going to be a Party. Based on Micah’s prediction Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Martin Luther King are already there. So chill out, It's gonna be more fun than a barrel of monkeys! By the way, all monkeys go to hell. Why? Their existance supports evolution. God doesnt want people questioning him so...Bam! By the way, Jesus is probably in hell too. Being Jewish sends you to hell apparently so... Jesus, Einstein...The old jewish Guy from the simpsons... Doctor Zoidberg?
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Old March 9th, 2009, 07:00 AM   #7
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Don't Worry. Hell is Going to be a Party. Based on Micah’s prediction Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Martin Luther King are already there. So chill out, It's gonna be more fun than a barrel of monkeys! By the way, all monkeys go to hell. Why? Their existance supports evolution. Gid doesnt want people questioning him so...Bam! By the way, Jesus is probably in hell too. Being Jewish sends you to hell apparently so... Jesus, Einstein...The old jewish Guy from the simpsons... Doctor Zoidberg?
Like i care either way. At this rate Hell will be so booked they'll have to start sending the rest of us that can't be booked elsewhere. this should be fun.
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Old March 9th, 2009, 07:44 AM   #8
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Ya Im appearently going to hell big time
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Old March 10th, 2009, 05:04 AM   #9
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Even Ned Flanders (The Simpsons) Will go to hell!

Judging People (Catholics, Buddhists.)

See? Everyone will go to hell! Actually, according to god's laws even he'll go to hell! God sent himself to hell for impregnating Mary/ Killing everyone who ever died/ Watching girls change due to omnipresence.
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Old March 10th, 2009, 05:10 AM   #10
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This really does not belong in the intel section.
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Old March 10th, 2009, 05:13 AM   #11
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Tell me about it.

They thought Dr. Zoidberg was from the Simpsons.
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Old March 10th, 2009, 05:16 AM   #12
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Tell me about it.

They thought Dr. Zoidberg was from the Simpsons.

No, you read wrong, Zoidberg is from Futurama, The old jewish guy is a character on The Simpsons. The one in the retirement home that grampa always hangs out with. If you're a true Simpsons fan you'll know this already. By the ? I meant That I wasn't sure whether or not Zoiberg was jewish.
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Old March 10th, 2009, 05:20 AM   #13
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No, you read wrong, Zoidberg is from Futurama, The old jewish guy is a character on The Simpsons. The one in the retirement home that grampa always hangs out with. If you're a true Simpsons fan you'll know this already. By the ? I meant That I wasn't sure whether or not Zoiberg was jewish.
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Old March 10th, 2009, 05:25 AM   #14
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is this supposed to be sarcasm? or some variation? this guy sounds like a supremecist who favors himself over all others.

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No, you read wrong, Zoidberg is from Futurama, The old jewish guy is a character on The Simpsons. The one in the retirement home that grampa always hangs out with. If you're a true Simpsons fan you'll know this already. By the ? I meant That I wasn't sure whether or not Zoiberg was jewish.
he has the voice.
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Old March 11th, 2009, 01:19 AM   #15
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It's a fricken' forum post, what voice? You know what...never mind...
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