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Old December 27th, 2008, 08:50 PM   #1
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Genesis 38:9-10 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled his semen on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
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Old December 27th, 2008, 08:53 PM   #2
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You can't masturbate without lust.
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Old December 27th, 2008, 11:45 PM   #3
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The Bible also talks about free will. How about that?
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Old December 27th, 2008, 11:51 PM   #4
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But it feels so good :c
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Old December 28th, 2008, 12:00 AM   #5
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There you have it.
This is not about Masterbation this is about wrongful intercorse (lust) it is about lust for someone he does not truly loveso he spills his semen on the ground because he does not have true love for his the woman he is with and therefore does not give her his seed this has nothing to do with Masterbation.
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Old December 28th, 2008, 12:05 AM   #6
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There were words like "semen" in the Bible?

This confuses me.
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Old December 28th, 2008, 12:13 AM   #7
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Yeah there is a lot of words in the Bible that you wouldnt think are in the Bible
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Old December 28th, 2008, 12:35 AM   #8
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You know what word you can't find in the Bible?

"Reality"

I lol'd at this when my brother told me a story about it :D!

So therefore, there is no "reality" in the Bible. HA.
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Old December 28th, 2008, 12:48 AM   #9
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The Bible is a big lie. I refuse to believe it. I just don't see the reason why people should believe a book written by a guy a long time ago. What's worse is they keep updating it adding stuff to it. Fuck the Bible, fuck religion, rock out with your cocks out fella's.
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Old December 28th, 2008, 12:51 AM   #10
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There you have it.
That had nothing to do with masturbation.

Translation from bible-talk.

This guy called Onan slept with his brother's wife. Unfortunatly they hadn't invented the condom back then, and finding no papayrus handy, he simply pulled it out and painted a small patch of the ground white so she didn't get pregnant, and his brother didn't have to go sloppy seconds. He then got hit by lightning.

All this says is that ALDULTARY is a sin.

So, tell us something we don't know.
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Old December 28th, 2008, 12:53 AM   #11
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Haha, I've only seen the words 'he' and 'him' in that quote. Yay for loopholes and not being a boy. :E
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Old December 28th, 2008, 12:54 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by Reika Noko View Post
You know what word you can't find in the Bible?

"Reality"

I lol'd at this when my brother told me a story about it :D!

So therefore, there is no "reality" in the Bible. HA.
i chuckled.
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Old December 28th, 2008, 02:22 AM   #13
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i catch my jizz before it hits the ground, so it's all good in da hood g :D!

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Haha, I've only seen the words 'he' and 'him' in that quote. Yay for loopholes and not being a boy. :E
The mention of semen should have been an even bigger tip off, unless you aren't telling me something.

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Old December 28th, 2008, 02:29 AM   #14
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I'm really not sure about it , I would imagine its a sin cause you must have lust to do it
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Old December 28th, 2008, 02:33 AM   #15
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i catch my jizz before it hits the ground, so it's all good in da hood g :D!



The mention of semen should have been an even bigger tip off, unless you aren't telling me something.
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You saw nothing [s]my dong[/s].

Just playing. <3
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