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December 28th, 2008, 01:37 AM
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#16 | | SOUL SILVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Reika Noko The Bible also talks about free will. How about that? | Yes that is true but you still must pretain to the Ten Commandment that Jesus has given us.
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December 28th, 2008, 01:41 AM
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#17 | | GARtender
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Originally Posted by basicownage I'm really not sure about it , I would imagine its a sin cause you must have lust to do it | Since when does lust control a simple arm motion? Lust can be associated with masturbation, but for the most part, it's just physical self-gratification. Quote:
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You saw nothing [s]my dong[/s].
Just playing. <3 | Strike-outs typically go before the correction, but whatever.
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December 28th, 2008, 01:46 AM
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#18 | | Blinky KITTY!
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Originally Posted by ZackCrisisFFVII Yes that is true but you still must pretain to the Ten Commandment that Jesus has given us. | Lol, Moses gave us the Ten Commandments not Jesus.
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December 28th, 2008, 02:36 AM
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#19 | | 100,000 Nigga watts!
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Originally Posted by Shadow Soldier The Bible is a big lie. I refuse to believe it. I just don't see the reason why people should believe a book written by a guy a long time ago. What's worse is they keep updating it adding stuff to it. Fuck the Bible, fuck religion, rock out with your cocks out fella's. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Zetsumi That had nothing to do with masturbation.
Translation from bible-talk.
This guy called Onan slept with his brother's wife. Unfortunatly they hadn't invented the condom back then, and finding no papayrus handy, he simply pulled it out and painted a small patch of the ground white so she didn't get pregnant, and his brother didn't have to go sloppy seconds. He then got hit by lightning.
All this says is that ALDULTARY is a sin.
So, tell us something we don't know. | These two posts pretty much sum up the thread; you lose [s]Ray Penbar[/s] Ragnarok.
But in all seriousness it's not a sin, hell if it feels good and you're not doing it over a dead body then do it. | |
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December 28th, 2008, 03:08 AM
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#20 | | Crownless King
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Registered: Aug 2005 Location: Santa Destroy Posts: 8,527 | Re: Masturbation IS a sin The Lord says you can't spill your seed on the ground.
The Lord wants it on his face.
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Originally Posted by #junes 20:19 -RitsuImpactOverDrive: so guys, i just did
20:19 -RitsuImpactOverDrive: something really gay
20:19 -RitsuImpactOverDrive: (well more like last night) | Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow Soldier I have class. | | |
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December 28th, 2008, 03:25 AM
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#21 | | Do you know what i'm saiyan?
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Currently playing: Warhawk/ Uncharted 2, White Knight Chronicles | Re: Masturbation IS a sin You jerk it cuz of the hormones in your body. God made us that so we play the game that way. Plus it's only a sin if you get caught hahaha | |
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December 28th, 2008, 03:32 AM
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#22 | | Crownless King
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Originally Posted by Nero18 You jerk it cuz of the hormones in your body. God made us that so we play the game that way. Plus it's only a sin if you get caught hahaha | Keep that bathroom door shut and God will never know.
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Originally Posted by #junes 20:19 -RitsuImpactOverDrive: so guys, i just did
20:19 -RitsuImpactOverDrive: something really gay
20:19 -RitsuImpactOverDrive: (well more like last night) | Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow Soldier I have class. | | |
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December 28th, 2008, 04:16 AM
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#23 | | LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOL
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Registered: May 2006 Age: 15 Posts: 3,606 | Re: Masturbation IS a sin So uh, by this verse, semen wasted is a sin? Well shit, then safe sex and nocturnal emissions are sins too. | |
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December 28th, 2008, 04:25 AM
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#24 | | GARtender
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December 28th, 2008, 04:32 AM
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#25 | | Do you know what i'm saiyan?
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Currently playing: Warhawk/ Uncharted 2, White Knight Chronicles | Re: Masturbation IS a sin The bible contradicts itself in many ways. But I still believe, does that make me ignorant or truly faithful? | |
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December 28th, 2008, 04:34 AM
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#26 | | LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOL
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Registered: May 2006 Age: 15 Posts: 3,606 | Re: Masturbation IS a sin Must mean every man has sinned, considering they have had to have had a nocturnal emission at least once | |
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December 28th, 2008, 04:39 AM
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#27 | | susan mayer is a fucking skank
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Originally Posted by Spic Steve So uh, by this verse, semen wasted is a sin? Well shit, then safe sex and nocturnal emissions are sins too. | as far as i know, safe sex is a sin.
protecting your partner from an unwanted pregnancy or an STD is a sin then too, I guess.
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Originally Posted by Grace Assassin I personally think Riku and Sora are going to Kingdom Hearts Hell for their blaspheming and heathen sins. | | |
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December 28th, 2008, 04:56 AM
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#28 | | Blinky KITTY!
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Registered: Aug 2008 Location: Kiities? Age: 14 Posts: 2,913 | Re: Masturbation IS a sin People take the bible far too literally. It often leads to the same verse having endless definitions, often opposing each other.
Guys, this book was written/created/etc 2,000 years before our time. Many situations in the bible as well as several other holy books are now outdated. Prime example:
Islamic teachings forbade the consumption of pork related products because the pig was an unclean animal. Yes, the pig is still an unclean animal but, with food being processed and cleaned like it is now pork isn't as 'unclean' as it once was.
Development people. Our way of life has changed over the past several thousand years. We use petroleum products instead of lint and papyrus. We don't drink out of the same lake/river we piss in. We clean and process our food before it is bought and consumed. For god sakes our entire way of life has evolved.
Honestly, if you take the bible to a literal translation majority of the worlds population over the span of existence is either:
A) Rotting in hell for not worshipping a god they've never heard of.
B) Writhing in agony for not being married before having children in an age where marriage wasn't common/practised at all.
C) Burning in agony for being born.
D) Frying in the pit for not being able to control an involuntary bodily function.
Circumstance is another largely playing role in these situations.
It wasn't that the bastard spilled his seed. It's how he did it.
So play with yourselves to your hearts delight. Just don't do shit like screw your brothers wife. Seriously though, why would anyone want to screw their brothers wife? No matter how hot she is, you know what's been in that. :$
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December 28th, 2008, 05:07 AM
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#29 | | loves Shannon Rutherford
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Originally Posted by Ragnarok There you have it. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Zetsumi That had nothing to do with masturbation.
Translation from bible-talk.
This guy called Onan slept with his brother's wife. Unfortunatly they hadn't invented the condom back then, and finding no papayrus handy, he simply pulled it out and painted a small patch of the ground white so she didn't get pregnant, and his brother didn't have to go sloppy seconds. He then got hit by lightning.
All this says is that ALDULTARY is a sin.
So, tell us something we don't know. |
This pretty much sums it up.
Try again, Ragnarok.
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December 28th, 2008, 05:13 AM
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#30 | | susan mayer is a fucking skank
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Currently playing: Ratchet and Clank Future A Crack In Time, among others | Re: Masturbation IS a sin I agree with Cho.
If everything looked down upon THEN was a sin, then hell would be pretty full by now.
they must be outsourcing to Pluto or something.
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