What Would You Ask God? - Page 4

Trag · 05-06-2008, 10:21 PM

I'd ask him if he really thought that it was a good idea to give us free will. Or, what religion got the closest, if any.

**Square Ninja** · 05-06-2008, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian Soul

"Is the cake a lie in heaven?"

Moist and delicious cake. =(

Heaven is the cake.

Morningstar · 05-07-2008, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Square Ninja

Heaven is the cake.

"No John, you are the cake."

And then John was in Heaven.

Xanagar · 05-08-2008, 05:45 PM

I'd hope God would have a sense of humor; maybe even the ability to crack a joke. Like, "Well that was a bad idea; the whole "free will" thing."

AndyCloseEyes · 05-08-2008, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Xanagar

I'd hope God would have a sense of humor; maybe even the ability to crack a joke. Like, "Well that was a bad idea; the whole "free will" thing."

Oh, believe me, he does. Just go to Wal-Mart and look at anyone working there.......and you'll know.

Phoenix · 05-10-2008, 04:24 AM

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

**gungonX** · 05-10-2008, 05:29 AM

Well ladies and gentlemen, ask him yourself;
iGod | Chat with God

Lulz'.

AndyCloseEyes · 05-10-2008, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by gungonX

Well ladies and gentlemen, ask him yourself;
iGod | Chat with God

Lulz'.

Hehe.

"Why did you create the Dark Fall?
Myself programmed me for it.
I see.....kind of like Kingdom Hearts Coded?
Interesting comparison. I'm glad you understand it."

I gotta figure out how to email this!

AntiSora92 · 05-10-2008, 03:09 PM

How did the Virgin Mary become pregnant? And no bull about the Holy Spirit, explain to me and show me.

Forever Atlas · 05-10-2008, 03:22 PM

here's that article again for those who didnt see it before and would like to >.> What Would You Like to Ask God?

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Originally Posted by AntiSora92

How did the Virgin Mary become pregnant? And no bull about the Holy Spirit, explain to me and show me.

There was actual conception. Think about the artificial fertilization of females these days. Its not impossible.

excerpt from article: Jesus' Birth- How and Why It Happened

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“IMPOSSIBLE!” Many non-Christians would say this upon hearing the story about the birth of Jesus. They feel that it is unscientific to believe that a virgin girl could conceive and give birth to a son without the aid of a human father. What do you think?

In 1984, The Times of London published a letter that reasoned on this matter, stating: “It is not logically valid to use science as an argument against miracles. To believe that miracles cannot happen is as much an act of faith as to believe that they can happen.” The letter was signed by 14 professors of science in British universities. They said: “We gladly accept the virgin birth, the Gospel miracles, and the resurrection of Christ as historical events.”

Yet, it is understandable for a person to be puzzled when first exposed to the story of Jesus’ virgin birth. Jesus’ own virgin mother was puzzled when God’s angel said: “Look! you will conceive in your womb and give birth to a son, and you are to call his name Jesus.” In reply, Mary asked: “How is this to be, since I am having no intercourse with a man?” The angel then explained that God would perform this miracle by means of His holy spirit, adding: “With God no declaration will be an impossibility.” (Luke 1:31, 34-37) Surely the One who created the amazing process of human reproduction could also cause the conception and birth of Jesus from a chaste virgin. If God created the universe and its finely tuned laws, he could also use an egg cell from Mary’s ovary to produce a perfect human Son.

monkey flute · 05-10-2008, 03:23 PM

hmm... even though i'm buddhist. i'll probably ask him why did he create the world this way ?

Forever Atlas · 05-10-2008, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by monkey flute

hmm... even though i'm buddhist. i'll probably ask him why did he create the world this way ?

well what is the buddhist idea of creation?

**PostMentalFerocity** · 05-10-2008, 03:36 PM

Why are yawns so 'contagious?' Why do other people yawn when one person does?

**Kawaiikousuke** · 05-10-2008, 03:37 PM

Where the f*ck have you been?

monkey flute · 05-10-2008, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Forever Atlas

well what is the buddhist idea of creation?

oh there isn't any buddhist teaching on how everything existed or how the universe came into being. buddhas think that even if you knew the origin of life, it wouldn't be useful to us. i don't know but in my opinion, i think it would be kinda nice to know why and how but yeah.

05-06-2008, 10:21 PM	#46
Trag Keyblade Wielder Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Massachusetts Age: 15 Posts: 207 Rep Power: 0	Re: What Would You Ask God? I'd ask him if he really thought that it was a good idea to give us free will. Or, what religion got the closest, if any.

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05-10-2008, 03:09 PM	#54
AntiSora92 I'll kll ya motha***er! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In the trunk of the 4x4 Age: 15 Posts: 1,446 Rep Power: 2	Re: What Would You Ask God? How did the Virgin Mary become pregnant? And no bull about the Holy Spirit, explain to me and show me. __________________ "Drown in the heart-torn world of nothingness! I shall scatter your heart to the empty winds!" -Marluxia, Originally Posted by V.A.T.13 14th hovers over Rox' bed. 14th: What is your purpose anyway? I think they're hiding something from you... Rox: Ehh?! Axel: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN ROX'S ROOM?! RoX: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!? Embrace your dreams. Protect your honor.- Angeal, SOLDIER First Class

05-10-2008, 03:23 PM	#56
monkey flute Twilight Knight Join Date: Aug 2007 Age: 16 Posts: 855 Rep Power: 1	Re: What Would You Ask God? hmm... even though i'm buddhist. i'll probably ask him why did he create the world this way ?

05-10-2008, 03:36 PM	#58
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05-10-2008, 03:37 PM	#59
Kawaiikousuke Porch Monkey Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 18 Posts: 4,601 Rep Power: 9	Re: What Would You Ask God? Where the fck have you been? __________________ Alias: Okita Soji Fujiwara no Kaneyoshi [STILL ON] GRAPHICS HIATUS..SRLY LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE.* "My hands are tools of the Devil, that's why I jerk off" Props to Derrick for the avy lol

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