Your computer might be possessed by DEMONS! - Page 2

risingfalls · 03/01/08, 04:26 AM

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50 bucks to anyone who goes to a technician and tells him to replace their hard drive because "there's an evil spirit in it".

Geek Squad is gonna get a random call tonight.

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It's very very doubtful, but there's also the chance it's true xD I personally hope it's true because that's a hilarious story to tell your kids. Hahaha.

Like, nothing's funnier than scaring your children away from the internet. Cheaper than any of those internet blocks.
"Don't go on youtube, or else Legion will overtake you!"

HadesDragon · 03/01/08, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by risingfalls

Like, nothing's funnier than scaring your children away from the internet. Cheaper than any of those internet blocks.
"Don't go on youtube, or else Legion will overtake you!"

And the sad thing is, this will be taken seriously by some and children will suffer.

"OH NOEZ!!!! OH EM GEE JIMMY, I JUST READ DEES ARTIKUL ON DA INTERWEBZ!!!! UR COMPYUTUR IS FILLED WITH DEEMONZ AND WOLVERINEZ AND 4CHANZ AND POKEMANZ!!! GET THAT THING OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!1 CALL A TECHNO-EXORCIST!!!!oneone111".

KH Vandread · 03/01/08, 10:57 PM

Oh my f*cking God, this is too rich. I'd love to meet someone who actually believes this so I can have a hearty laugh at their expense.

Also, I love this part especially:

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Rev. Peasboro advises that if you suspect your computer is possessed, you consult a clergyman or, if the computer is still under warranty, take it in for servicing. He says, "Technicians can replace the hard drive and reinstall the software, getting rid of the wicked spirit permanently."

Right...because Satan can only posses one hard drive per computer?

Oh how religion makes me chuckle...

Ningacom · 03/01/08, 11:32 PM

so lemme get this straight, the devil can possess any kind of tech? Well that explains why my friend's PS3 blew up..... *sprinkles holy water on his Wii*

Gavin · 03/03/08, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Ningacom

*sprinkles holy water on his Wii*

Make sure you put some holy water on the electrical circuitry and you'll definitely see the light. XD

_Nadie_ · 03/03/08, 12:45 AM

lol.

too rich.

really, it's just a computer.... technical machine the only way it could be possesed is if someone would actually put demon stuff in it.

But I don't have to worry about my computer acting up,
I always have holy water by my side.

w/e this is bs. lol

Gankz · 03/03/08, 08:05 PM

I just had to post this to see peoples reactions lol

I take tech classes at my high school and yea lol we're constantly surrounded by 20+ computers in every class THE DEMONS ARE PLOTTING

srsly, some of these computers are just ebil o.o

bamak93 · 03/03/08, 08:16 PM

This is Satan speaking.

I have possessed Mickxey's computer and am currently plotting the end of the human race.

If you have read this post, my demons have had enough time to enter your computers. Fools.

*click*spyware deleted

Satan: NOOOOOO!!!!

/sarcasm

Wolf Enigma · 03/05/08, 01:13 PM

P0rn repels you *spalshes motor oil on computer.*

Akans · 03/05/08, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dawning Twilight

*smacks computer repatedly with bible*

LOL Rep'd!

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1) A Dark Mirror
2)A Crystal Ball
3) Or unique astral and demonic plane viewing abilties ( which one in 10,000 have)

3) Then some 100,000 people in China have a unique astral or demonic plane viewing abilities XD... China's that big

mesmerized · 03/05/08, 01:37 PM

wow, I never thought that be a possibility. Am I the only one who think this is true, I mean it makes so much sense.

.....................

NOT

What kind of genius wrote up this crap lol. If this is even retentively true, my brain was corrupted long ago by the giga-pet demons.

bamak93 · 03/07/08, 10:59 PM

Darn, my connection doesn't work! That darn Satan!

Darkness_Falls · 03/08/08, 12:17 AM

"Then the device went haywire and started printing out what looked like gobbledygook"

I lol'ed. Good stuff right there. Gobbledygook is a major problem plaguing computer owners everywhere. I've got to get some of that anti-Satanic scanner.

Just put the Knife DOWN · 03/08/08, 01:34 AM

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"Decent, happily married family men were drawn irresistibly to pornographic websites and forced to witness unspeakable abominations."

Uhh...

Oh! Yeah, totally! D=

It was all demons. ^_^'

Narnoldshmarnold · 03/08/08, 03:19 AM

What next, Jesus in my toaster?

03/01/08, 11:32 PM	#19
Ningacom DON'T LOOK AT MY FACE Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: 511 Age: 15 Posts: 1,814 Rep Power: 3	Re: Your computer might be possessed by DEMONS! so lemme get this straight, the devil can possess any kind of tech? Well that explains why my friend's PS3 blew up..... sprinkles holy water on his Wii

03/03/08, 12:45 AM	#21
_Nadie_ Ruler of Light Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Amsterdamned, California Age: 17 Posts: 746 Rep Power: 3	Re: Your computer might be possessed by DEMONS! lol. too rich. really, it's just a computer.... technical machine the only way it could be possesed is if someone would actually put demon stuff in it. But I don't have to worry about my computer acting up, I always have holy water by my side. w/e this is bs. lol

03/03/08, 08:05 PM	#22
Gankz Keyblade Novice Join Date: Dec 2007 Age: 15 Posts: 82 Rep Power: 1	Re: Your computer might be possessed by DEMONS! I just had to post this to see peoples reactions lol I take tech classes at my high school and yea lol we're constantly surrounded by 20+ computers in every class THE DEMONS ARE PLOTTING srsly, some of these computers are just ebil o.o

03/03/08, 08:16 PM	#23
bamak93 Uryu Ishida FTW Join Date: May 2006 Location: don't look behind you... Age: 14 Posts: 2,106 Rep Power: 5	Re: Your computer might be possessed by DEMONS! This is Satan speaking. I have possessed Mickxey's computer and am currently plotting the end of the human race. If you have read this post, my demons have had enough time to enter your computers. Fools. clickspyware deleted Satan: NOOOOOO!!!! /sarcasm

03/05/08, 01:13 PM	#24
Wolf Enigma Warrior of Darkness Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Between the dark and the light Age: 14 Posts: 182 Rep Power: 1	Re: Your computer might be possessed by DEMONS! P0rn repels you spalshes motor oil on computer.

03/05/08, 01:37 PM	#26
mesmerized Ruler of Light Join Date: May 2007 Location: Chitown Age: 20 Posts: 606 Rep Power: 2	Re: Your computer might be possessed by DEMONS! wow, I never thought that be a possibility. Am I the only one who think this is true, I mean it makes so much sense. ..................... NOT What kind of genius wrote up this crap lol. If this is even retentively true, my brain was corrupted long ago by the giga-pet demons.

03/07/08, 10:59 PM	#27
bamak93 Uryu Ishida FTW Join Date: May 2006 Location: don't look behind you... Age: 14 Posts: 2,106 Rep Power: 5	Re: Your computer might be possessed by DEMONS! Darn, my connection doesn't work! That darn Satan!

03/08/08, 12:17 AM	#28
Darkness_Falls Court Mage Join Date: Feb 2008 Age: 17 Posts: 34 Rep Power: 0	Re: Your computer might be possessed by DEMONS! "Then the device went haywire and started printing out what looked like gobbledygook" I lol'ed. Good stuff right there. Gobbledygook is a major problem plaguing computer owners everywhere. I've got to get some of that anti-Satanic scanner.

03/08/08, 03:19 AM	#30
Narnoldshmarnold Keyblade Novice Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: the internet Posts: 93 Rep Power: 2	Re: Your computer might be possessed by DEMONS! What next, Jesus in my toaster?

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