Freestyle Rap Session?

[Endless Warrior Sora]

The whole world's a stage
And we're all the players
and if the world was a town
then I guess I'd be mayor
And no it isn't fair
like the tortoise and the hare
And I throw flows out there
without a care
in your ear, crawlin in your hair
Watch as the people stop and stare
And so try to step to me, if you dare

See, this was all one big dream
a dream i've woken up to and tried to redeem
cuz reachin it was my only goal
makin my brain race faster and pump
pumpin up my soul
it was good for me like Dole
So i decided to shout loud let everybody know
wake everybody up
or everybody down
wake up everybody inside my town.

[Derogon]

lol I'll try at this.


I'm no slim shady but I know how to rhyme, it's just like peeling this lime.
It's nice slow and easy but it ain't just that.
I'll bring down the house just like Fat Joe did in Scary Movie 3.
I'm feeling this thread up in my head hoping that it doesn't go out the other end like the new cartoon shows in this day and age.
I'm feeling you E.W.S that's the sick beat we all heard but it's time for something new.
I hope there's still room for me still to be feared cuz I'm rhyming with something that already flew.
I'm coming back from the shadows to strike at the candy hoping that I still have my trusty blade handy.
I'm getting closer you better stop me.
With each passing rhyme I'll float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
I'm waiting for this chance to be free from the tryanny of all this fame.
It's starting to get lame.
I've been thinking this beat up for the passed hour.
As I rhymed I noticed it's past my bedtime hour.
I'll see you all tomorrow, hoping this rhyme doesn't give you the farts,
Here's a tissue for your grieving hearts.

lol that is totally lame O_o

[Endless Warrior Sora]

Hahah I found it nice. I enjoyed reading it. Kinda funny too.

Yo boi strikes back again like Star Wars
And im standin wut my lightsaber knockin on your door
like sorry luke but I am your father
I may still be a kid but i aint no toddler
so dont bother
I might as well be called young genius
and i'll come at you wieldin four blades like Grievous
It's tha reasons
the reasons why we're here
And i took tha fakers
and wiped em away like a tear.

[Informal Gluttony]

I saw that lil' shit on the tv today
He was trying to sing, it was so fucking gay
He don't know nothing about rapping, son
He treats his music like it ain't no fun
He couldn't rhyme if his life depended
His music leaves my ear oh so offended

lololol it sucks

[Endless Warrior Sora]

It disgusts me the way that the game is rusting
Instead of fun and style we've gone to guns and lusting
I think the dirt they talk needs some dusting.
So I showed up to save the day like a hero.
So now im the one they gotta fear tho.
And i wont stop till tha hate is zero.

[MangaCrazy101]

Dude! O_O neva done this before


My name is M.C.
Now I'm gonna show wat I can be
I'm keeping it real til the sun goes down
You ain't nothin in mah home town
All you guys think its plain to see,
All I am is a rappin wannabe
I'm strong, I fight
i'll keep you here all night
There's nothing that I wouldn't do to get this right
I'm gonna stop here, cause I suk
Just looking bak on this makes me wanna say ***


lol anyone guess wat the last one rhymes with

[Chaos]

thats was hot mangacrazy and endless sora your freestyles tough
let me hit this beat once and then hit it twice
i know i'm a cat to a mice
but i don't care i still want my share
but cross over my bridge you still have to pay the fare
i know it sucks but who gives a fuck
i'm sure glad i don't look like donald duck
but my story almost over i know it bites
bu i'm looking on high building saying what a sight
i know its sounds alittle bad but hey i try

[Informal Gluttony]

Cool man, this shit is dope
Too high-tech for most folk
It don't matter, not at all
All these fucking posers standing in the strip mall

My drummer crazy, out of this fucking world
Crazy man, gets all the the girls
Don't know how and i don't know when
All I know is hat and shoes and rim

[King X]

this one is a little something that i cooked up if someone is about to be banned :D

so listen
your gonna get banned, thats sad
howcome, cause your mom is a hag
so let me go tell your dad
that you have been bad
as for me well i am going to report you
that's waht i am goin to do
im going to make your life hell
until you hear the bells
thats the story it tells
there will be little hells
so to make you see
that i am going to be
the best, the top alphamale
while you remain below
under that snow.
and that is how you are getting banned
while i leave and get a tan.

[Endless Warrior Sora]

Got girls hooked on me like phonics
I'm a bit too fast for these hatas like sonic
I'm no machine dont call me bionic





















































































































computer's messin up, sorry guys.

[Sleeping Rebirth]

Endless Sora that star wars one was so funny lol. im gonna give this ago

yo bitch's that was whack and im gonna be wiv ur mom in a shack
and make her have an orgasm attack
so how u like me now and u know u can't do Shit.



tell me wat u think. ano its short its all i could think of

[King X]

Bringin' it hot like before
ima be bangin da whores
they be breakin mah door
i make them go to the floor
watch me, ima make ya jealous kid
it ain't no joke, its a bid
its gonna be step 1,2,3 yo just watched what i just did
making you realize my fame
im serious about this game
no jokes, no kiddin
Ya can watch this, but can you top it
im like a flame, never givin out
ima bout to take a bout
no backing down, no giving out
im gonna make this dream a reality
your gonna feel the end of mah fatality.

[Swag]

I haven't seen this done since me and Alaude Drenxta had a rap battle on here and in the chat like 2 years ago.

Keep flowin' b

[matrix8140]

rhymes tighter than
leather pants
on a faggot
in the seventies
my words killer
da dreams be heavinly
my tongue a instrument
play glorious melodies
imma sorta relique
healing the minds
like some sortah medic
scapal sponge
soakin up the bloodshed
Im the last m.c.
pop boys feel the dread
im a soul man
nuff said.

[Derogon]

Well I'm back.
In this action pack.
I know my last post isn't up to par.
But I got far.
I'm like Santa Claus,
Holding up these crabby claws.
Hoping that this ain't no joke.
I'm about to choke.
So here's the real deal.
I'm gonna send these mad ass words into your skull.
Oops I don't know what rhymes with Skull.
I hope my mad lips don't make you freeze.
Cuz all I'm doing is shooting the breeze.

This is better then my last one XD