Death
I'll Kill you with Cuteness

Now, this is some pretty heavy stuff. I currently feel like I'm going to pass out due to tiredness, but I know that if I don't respond to this now, I will probably forget. In addition to my tiredness, as I've told you many times, I have zero romantic experience. So, I hope you're not offended by the fact that I have no idea what advice I can give you, and I'm not quite entirely certain what to say, so I'll just say the simple truth, and it will sound underwhelming.

Whatever happens, I sure hope this thing turns out for the best.

You'd think that's a given, right? Well, it probably is. However, it is what I will go with, because it is true, and because I don't consider myself qualified to have a more complex opinion.

Punctuation is a bitch sometimes, huh? :P

The girl you like is in a relationship? Well, I say you're still better off than me! Now, then! I expect the rest of this conversation will go something like Me: "I suck!" You: "I suck more!" Me: "I suck even more!"

Well I will

Well, hey! Buck up! I've never been loved by anyone of either gender! Discounting family, I guess. You're doing great, comparatively! :D

You say that again when they divorce. :P

I know. It's pretty terrible how few people are like that, really.

Kanye West is kind of backwards thinking too, though. :\
And I know what you know/mean! But, like I said, there just aren't enough people like that.

See, there're a lot of people out there who aren't as forward thinking as you.

Sounds good man! Go for it!!!

Well, it's hard to have a relationship with someone when you have literally zero desire to have sex with them. Unless they're either a) really understanding, or b) also an asexual.

Actually, it is me. I'm asexual. That kinda puts a damper on romantic relationships.

Okay.

Now, that is really doubtful! :P