07/28/07, 09:26 PM
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| loudQUIETloud. Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Raping Your Churches, Burning Your Women
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Rep Power: 4   |  Demetri Martin I recently got his Cd "These Are Jokes" and you may have seen his special on TV "Person". Anyways he's a really funny dude. here are some of mah favorite jokes from him.. Graffiti’s the most passionate literature there is, you know? It’s always like “Bush sucks!”, “U2 Rocks!”. I want to make indifferent graffiti. “Toy Story 2 was okay!” “I like Sheryl as a friend, but I’m not sure about taking things further”, “This is a bridge!”, “That guy’s right!” A quick way to start a conversation is to say something like “What’s your favorite color?” A quick way to end a conversation is to say something like “What’s your favorite color…person?” If someone asks you if your ticklish,if you say yes or no they're gonna tickle you anyways,so you might as well say something like "i have diarreah" |
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07/28/07, 09:33 PM
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| Raping the world of happiness Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: St. Louis Age: 21
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Rep Power: 6  | Re: Demetri Martin Thats hilarious. While i was reading the jokes i was thinking about how e delivers them and its hilarious. The guy is a really good comidean. |
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07/28/07, 10:54 PM
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| anoncalls is win. Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 17
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Rep Power: 5  | Re: Demetri Martin The good thing about Demetri's jokes are that you have to actually.. sort of.. have sense to get them |
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08/04/07, 03:17 AM
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| Invisible Full Moon Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 18
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Rep Power: 15 | Re: Demetri Martin Demitri Martin is another one of my favorite comedians, and one of the best. It's a shame that he's not as known as people like Dane Cook, who aren't near as funny, but perhaps that's for the best... |
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09/01/07, 08:00 PM
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| 你幹嘛問？ Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 台灣 Age: 15
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Rep Power: 7 | Re: Demetri Martin I've been opened to Demetri by KH Vandread! When you have a fat friend, there are no seesaws... only catapults. |
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09/01/07, 08:02 PM
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| Malignant Narcissism Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pierrefonds Age: 16
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Rep Power: 8 | Re: Demetri Martin Ah, man, this guy's a classic. Clearification Also... "... and the ice is like, 'HOLD. BROTHERS, HOLD!... EVERYBODY, STRIKE, NOW!'" Epic. |
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09/01/07, 09:17 PM
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| Invisible Full Moon Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 18
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Rep Power: 15 | Re: Demetri Martin Quote:
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Anyway, more videos: Video Demetri Martin - Comedy, Central, Presents:, Demetri, 7 - Dailymotion Share Your Videos Video Standup comedy Demetri Martin PERSON - standup, comedy, demetri, martin, person - Dailymotion Share Your Videos YouTube - Demetri Martin - Montreal 2006 YouTube - Demetri Martin | ||
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09/01/07, 09:33 PM
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| Court Mage Join Date: Sep 2007 Age: 18
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Rep Power: 0  | Re: Demetri Martin Demetri Martin is amazing... Got to say the drawings are epic... |
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09/02/07, 02:31 AM
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| Invisible Full Moon Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 18
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Rep Power: 15 | Re: Demetri Martin His drawings are probably one of the best parts of his routine. |
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09/02/07, 10:16 AM
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| 你幹嘛問？ Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 台灣 Age: 15
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Rep Power: 7 | Re: Demetri Martin His drawings are awesome. Here's another example. It's not stand up but it displays his skills as an artist. YouTube - Selfish Jean by Travis Interpreted by Demetri Martin "Glitter is the herpes of crafts supplies." |
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09/02/07, 11:49 AM
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| loudQUIETloud. Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Raping Your Churches, Burning Your Women
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Rep Power: 4 | Re: Demetri Martin Quote:
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09/02/07, 04:44 PM
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| Invisible Full Moon Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 18
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Rep Power: 15 | Re: Demetri Martin Quote:
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Anyway: YouTube - Demetri Martin The Start YouTube - Demetri Martin Some Jokes YouTube - Demetri Martin Some More Jokes YouTube - Demetri Martin These Jokes YouTube - Demetri Martin Sames And Opposites YouTube - Demetri Martin Personal Information Waltz YouTube - Demetri Martin One Story YouTube - Demetri Martin The Jokes With Guitar Part One YouTube - Demetri Martin The Jokes With Guitar Part Two YouTube - Demetri Martin The Remix "I was on the train and heard this guy say to his friend 'Man, I'm really good at checkers'. Which is the same as saying 'Man, I'm not good at a lot of things.'" "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers. The only time it would be worse is during a game of fake heart attack...followed by naps." | ||
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09/04/07, 04:43 AM
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| The room has a name? Join Date: May 2004 Age: 17
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Rep Power: 11 | Re: Demetri Martin Person. stand-up routine comes out on DVD tomorrow. |
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09/04/07, 04:53 AM
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| Invisible Full Moon Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 18
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Rep Power: 15 | Re: Demetri Martin Really? I thought it was already out. Well, that explains why I didn't see it at Best Buy. That or I didn't actually look all that hard. |
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09/05/07, 04:41 AM
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| Think smaller, more legs. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Blowing up The storm's around. In a silence Have a better dream. There is an end but it's endless. Age: 15
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Rep Power: 10 | Re: Demetri Martin my absolute favorite is the thing about the double hawk |
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