family guy vs. simpsons?

[Counter Shock]

wich do you think is better? i think the simpsons is

[Jinx]

got to go with family guy cause peter is just too retarded for words I mean I thought homer was a retarded guy but peter I mean really and the baby he's pretty funny himself

[Lost Heaven]

I like the simpsons better, never really got into family guy.

[HeroSora]

I like family guy better. It would have been the simpsons though if they were as good as they used to be. Simpsons just isn't that great to me anymore.

I used to watch simpsons way before family guy, now some of the episodes of simpsons just don't make me laugh nearly as much as I do on family guy.

[dime55]

id say fg cuz stewie is just hilarious. everything he says makes me laugh

[chaywa]

Simpson's is great, but if u put in Futurama i'dve chosen that

[cursed keyblade]

both of them are prety funny but i would have to say the simpsons becuz family guy they go way out and take the conterversy things way to funy. do you guys get what im saying?

[Vice-Versa]

Man The Simpsons were kick ass back in the day now its hard to get a laugh out of it. Now i watch Family guy and i laugh my ass off, so of course i go with Family Guy

[shad0w]

Family Guy. Stewie is a god. xP

[oblivion seeker]

Family Guy is at least 10x better than The Simpsons!!!
Peter is hilarious, Stewie is god, Brian is smart funny, Chris is awsome, Meg is just fat, and Louis is the street smart funny person, awsomeness!!!!

[shad0w]

Some Stewie quotes: (For those who don't watch Family Guy, or haven't heard of it, Stewie is a baby with an English accent)

Stewie: I'd love to stay and chat but your a complete bitch.

Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of?
Stewie Griffin: Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!

Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?

Chris: Hey little dude, how about some ice cream?
Stewie: Yes I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles. And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you

Stewie: "You know what else is disgusting?" (He farts and his right eye turns red.) "Oh damn, I broke a blood vessel."

Lois: Stewie why don't you play in the other room?
Stewie: Why don't you burn in hell?

Stewie: Damn, must have pulled something playing hoops last week. (Goes to flashback of Stewie playing basketball.)
Stewie: I know you ain't puttin that rock up from here, cause you ain't got no J! (Stewie trips basketball player)
Baskeball player: Yo man, that's trippin!
Stewie: Brotha please, you're the one who's trippin'! Now go on! Cry home to your momma! She waitin' for ya!
Basketball player: Now don't make me stick my size thirteens up yo narrow ass!
Stewie: Oh, sweet! Bring it on bitch! Now how you gonna act?! (Basketball player walks away.) Jeeze! Bringin that trash in here. Dis is my house!!!

Stewie: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins

Butler: [cuts eggs] Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can't sir, it's liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I'll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won't make it easy for you.

Stewie: Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.

(Peter is trying to potty train Stewie)
Peter: C'mon Stewie, don't you want to pee in the toilet like a big boy?
Stewie: Well, perhaps I could give it the old college try. Would you put your hands there on the toilet seat, it'll help me relax.
Peter: OK. (Slams toilet seat down on Peter's fingers.) AAAHHHHHH!!!!
Stewie: Listen you, I'll use these facilities when I'm DAMN WELL READY!!!! Untill then you shall continue to sanitize my crevice and be DAMN GRATFEUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY!!! Starting right . . .hmmp. . . hmmmp. . . . .hmmmmmp well then, not now, BUT SOON! (Walks off.)

Stewie (reading the Bible)" My my, what a thumping good read, lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.

Okay, this is the last one: =P

Stewie: You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.