Kingdom Hearts --my funny fanfic (funny funny)

[Playcell]

i will be doing KH jokes and rip off of reality shows and stuff.
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The Jerry Springtergerferderkillsorandmarrynaminemistershowb iz Show:

tonight we will discuss a disturbing case..A boy who loves a boy but also likes a girl and that girl hates another girl who likes the first boy but doesn't kno that the first boy likes the second boy.

Jerry : ok Sora, why do u think that Kairi hates Namine

Sora : Riku is hot,no?

Riku : Stop staring at my butt.Man,ur drooling !!

Riku tries to run but trips.

Jerry : Riku,wouldn't it be better if u took off that blindfold?

Riku : No !!! i can see just fine.

Riku trips over again and again...

Jerry : Kairi, do u think its fair to stop Namine from liking Sora?

Kairi : Yes,i've loved him before Namine did.

Namine : I LOVE HIM !!! DON'T U LOVE ME SORA ?

Sora : RIKU !!!! UR HOT !!!

Namine : errr..I'll take that as a yes..

Kairi : No u won't.

Namine and Kairi fight till they rip of each other's cloths.

Riku : no need for that blindfold anymore...Darn i hate those black censor bars.

Sora : I love u Riku!!!

Jerry : Riku,do u think its fair for Namine to have Sora just because she has family problems?

Riku : Well..i think..

BHK runs in.

BHK : U THINK SHE HAS FAMILY PROBS.listen to my situation.I met a young widow with a grown up daughter.We got married and i got myself a stepdaughter.Later,my father married my stepdaughter.That made my stepdaughter, my stepmother.And my father became my stepson and my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.This boy was my half-brother because he has my father's son.But he was also the son of my wife's daughter,which made him my wife's grandson. That made my half-brother's grandfather. This was nothing until my wife and i had a baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother because she is the daughter of my wife. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepmother is my father's wife. Im my stepmother's bother-in-law, my wife is her own childs aunt,my son is my father's nephew and i am my OWN GRANDFATHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. And u think Namine has problems...

Silence..wind blows

Sora : RIKU IS HOT !!!!

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did u guys like it? ..should i continue with more KH funny stuff?

[jenova-absolute]

I think youre stupid.

[GuardianOfHearts]

You must ahve a lot of time on your hands and some serious thinking skills to have been able to figure that whole BHK thing out.

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

Yes! Plz make more! This is as hilarious as Ansem vs a Rock! XD!

[Ingrithold]

*breaks out laughing* Gosh, that was so confusing it took me a while to understand.

[PiPee]

God, that's funny! But you must've taken ages to think of all that BHK stuff!

[Playcell]

Thank You !!! Yea,it 'did' took a lot of thinking.

i was thinking about doing sum kind of 'Evil Sidekick' auditions.Ansem needs a new sidekick so he is holding 'Evil Sidekick' audition..what do u guys think?

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

Sure! That sounds great! :D

[KeybladeMaster91]

Did u get that BHK from Futurama. Im sure Fry became his own great great etc. etc. grandfather.
But if ya did make it up on your own then well done cos my brain had a meltdown for 10 mins tryin 2 work it all out!!LOL!!!!!

[Playcell]

Fry became his own grandfather cause he slept with his grandmother when he went to the past.Weird huh?

[Drazer_Blader]

I suprisingly like it a lot and I think the evil sidekick thing is cool.

[Crest]

Interesting... the only word I'll use.

[Summoner Yuna]

Yeah well update it before I send my army of Candy Canes on you.

[Playcell]

ok..heres my new one..tell wat u think,ok?
ok

this is 'Who want to be an evil sidesick':
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hello,this is your host PlayCell, live from the end of the world.
this is how the game works,contestants will come and give their audition and after we hold all the auditions,we will be down to Top 12 then we will cut down till 6 and then two and one.that one will win 2 dollars and will become Ansem's sidekick.
ok here we go!!!

#1

Ansem: state your name.
Evil cow: My name is moooomomomomomoooomoomomomo but you can call me Evil Cow
Ansem: Wats so evil about u?
Evil Cow: Im the cow that started the Chicago fire
Ansem: wow,thats an evil cow
Evil Cow : Told ya
Ansem: and just how did manage to do that
Evil Cow: with a flame thrower silly
Ansem: u mean it wasn't an accident?
Evil Cow: nope
Ansem: so why did u set Chicago on fire
Evil cow: They killed my boyfriend and ate him with eggs
Ansem: yummy
Evil Cow: arg!

Evil Cow takes out flame thrower

Evil Cow: hasta la vista,baby
Ansem: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!1

After 5 years of medical surgery,the show is on again

#2

Ansem: State your name

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Ansem: Hello? anyone there

Ansem looks down at the stage and sees a rock
Ansem: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,its that rock!!!!
Ansem picks up the rock and throws it voilently at the wall, there is a big dent on the wall but nothing happened to the rock. Ansem gets really angry and takes out a laser gun. Ansem shots but misses. The laser reflects and hits Ansem. Ansem is knocked out anime style.Ansem wakes up and gets a metal box. Ansem locks the rock inside the box and throws it in a well.When Ansem returns to the stage and the rock is still on the stage.
Ansem faints.The rock is escorted out of the studio by security.

To be continued.
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i didn't steal the rock idea,i just liked the rock so it was a special guest.
wat do u think?

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

LMAO!!! That was hilarious! I was all "Uh, no! He's gonna kill him!" When the rock showed up. This seems like a parody of American Idol.