Dan Wiencek's 13 Writing prompts

[Candy Man]

First off, I did not make these up. I feel that would need to be reiterated somewhere along the line of this thread.

Now then, these thirteen prompts are designed to challenge and amuse, but I am still genuinely curious what you people can belt out. So I'm asking the writers around here to take up "The Challenge of Two Dans" and give it their all.

If it's short enough, post it here. If not, give us a link to your own thread.

1. Write a scene showing a man and a woman arguing over the man's relationship with a former girlfriend. do not mention the girlfriend, the man, the woman, or the arguement.

2. Write a short scene set at a lake, with trees and shit. Throw some birds in there, too.

3. Choose your favorite historical figure and imagine if he/she had been led to greatness by the promptings of an invisible imp living behind his/her right ear. Write a story from the point of view of this creature. Where did it come from? What are it's goals? Use research to make your story as accurate as possible.

4. Write a story that ends with the following sentence: Debra brushed the sand from her blouse, took a last, wistful look at the now putrefying horse, and stepped into the hot air balloon.

5. A wasp called the Tarantula Hawk reproduces by paralyzing tarantulas and laying its eggs into their bodies. when the larvae hatch, they devour the still living spider from the inside out. Isn't that ****ed up? Write a story about how ****ed up that is.

6. Imagine if your favorite character from a 19th century fiction had been born without thumbs. thenThen write a short story about them winning th lottery.

7. Write a story that begins with a man throwing $100 bills from a speeding car, and ends with a young girl urinating into a tin bucket.

8. A husband and wife are meeting in a restaurant to finalize the terms of their impending divorce. Write the scene from the point of view of a busboy snorting cocaine in the restroom.

9.Think of the most important secret your best friend has ever entrusted you with. Write a story in which you reveal it to everyone. Write it again from the point of view of your friend. Does she want to kill you? How does she imagine doing it? Would she use a gun, or something crueler and more savage, like a baseball bat with nails in it?

10. Popular music is often a good source of writing inspiration. Rewrite Bob Dylan's "Visions of Johanna" as a play.

11. Write a short scene in which one character reduces another to uncontrollable sobs without touching him or speaking.

12. Your main character finds a box of scorched human hair. Whose is it? How did it get there?

13. A man has a terrifying dream in which he is being sawn in half. He wakes to find himself in the Indian Ocean, naked and clinging to a door; a hotel keycard is clenched in his teeth. Write what happens next.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure I'm going to Hell for posting those.

[AsYrsGoBy]

LMFAO.
At all of those

My personal favorite:

4. Write a story that ends with the following sentence: Debra brushed the sand from her blouse, took a last, wistful look at the now putrefying horse, and stepped into the hot air balloon.

[Candy Man]

Personally, I'm gonna try to do a couple of these myself. If they're good, I'll put them up here.

[AsYrsGoBy]

Personally, I'm gonna try to do a couple of these myself. If they're good, I'll put them up here.

I'm trying to think about how one would go about writing a story for like, any of these.
All the ideas I think of though, are just warped.

[Candy Man]

Warped is good, rape is better.

I did expect some pretty twisted shit to result from this.

[Sora788]

lol, interesting topics up there. They all seem too absurd for me, but I will think about it. :]

[Chosen Again]

Ima hit these soooo hard .

[Darkness Princess]

Omg!
This is perfect. =)
I've been looking for something twisted to write about.
I'll try out a couple but not sure they'll be done anytime soon; I'll just pm em to you. =)