Kingdom Hearts RANDOMNESS

Miles Edgeworth · 07/10/08, 02:07 AM

Prologue:
Sora's Random Story

I was sleeping in my bed. I remember the time clear, it was 2:36 AM, I was watching the new movie Axel on the City. The story was about four gay looking idiots, their names were Axel, Roxas, Demyx and Luzord. They had a goal... A single goal... Get a cow pregnant! But how could they get that big thing pregnant? They thinked year after year after year... Until! Luxord came with the idea of using a rabid tasmanian tiger to pregnant it. They all agreeded and departed to Larxene Farms.

At the farm they finally manage to make the tasmanian tiger pregnant the cow. Nine months later, a baby was borned... It was... Saix! They said themselves... "NO WONDER SAIX IS BIPOLAR!" They raised him and named him Polly The CowTiger Saix von Lotta Mad the berseker the cow fourth. After the ending I found a pie, it had a tag that said "To my Private Toy Sora, from Riku *kisses*". I tasted the pie and it was... It was... IT WAS APPLE PIE FROM McFUZZHEARTS!!! I used a Mr. Dirt to clean my tongue and... Nothing happened! I called Dr. Zexion, but he was accused of mixing drugs with comedy. I had no choice... I had to visit... "HIM"!

Across the street ther was a man named Marluxia... Appereantly, the Grim Reaper got pregnant a gay gardener... How? I heard the story from the gardener... He said he had to get his butt operated due to "Loss of dignity". But, that's not the case... That guy got pregnant about many gardener womens and he always stares at me like I was somekind of egomaniac. I MUST get to him! I crossed the street and... AND!

-END-

ZetsubouBilly · 07/10/08, 02:58 AM

wow......... the title says it all........ u should probably get help.........
jk

Miles Edgeworth · 07/10/08, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LilShiro

wow......... the title says it all........ u should probably get help.........
jk

Get help for what? I can write any other story but im interedted in a KH parody, as in something funny, so help yourself.

Takushi Rena · 07/10/08, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LilShiro

wow......... the title says it all........ u should probably get help.........
jk

LilShiro, please don't say stuff like that. If you don't have any nice to say, then don't say anything at all.

ZetsubouBilly · 07/10/08, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Takushi Rena

LilShiro, please don't say stuff like that. If you don't have any nice to say, then don't say anything at all.

sry, sry, it is actually really funny (i rofld)

Miles Edgeworth · 07/10/08, 11:37 PM

Chapter 1:
Marluxia Across The Street

I arrived at the door to Marluxia's house and... And.. AND! Flowers came out of the door. From the darkness of the house a man in a black cloak with a pink scythe welcomed me. I entered the house and... EVERYTHING WAS PINK WITH FLOWERS!!! Just when Marluxia stored his cloak in the closet I saw him... WITH HIPPY CLOTHES!!!

After that I fainted and I was nuded with a flower in my little key. I wondered myself if I had been violated. Just when I was gonna leave the room, Marluxa entered. He told me that I got violated... By his cousin Marluxiana. He told me that I got her pregnant. I was like... WHA?! After that I left the house.

I received a call from my MotoKRAIZER V2.0, it was from Dr. Zexion, appereantly he was fonally out of jail because he was helped by Lawyerpants, his lawyer. He told me to meet him at the Dark Alley. I arrived and found him wearing his usual black doctor coat. He examined my tongue and told me that it was an alergi reaction to milk. I tolf him that the cake I ate didn't had milk. He replied and told me that it wasn't the milk that comes from cows nor goats. After that I fainted and was in a laghting circle because I had no clothes. From the circle the only person I manage to recognise was Kairi. I saw myself and... and... AND!

-END-

07/10/08, 02:07 AM	#1
Miles Edgeworth cOfFeE mAnIaC Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: somewhere Posts: 1,238 Rep Power: 2	Kingdom Hearts RANDOMNESS Prologue: Sora's Random Story I was sleeping in my bed. I remember the time clear, it was 2:36 AM, I was watching the new movie Axel on the City. The story was about four gay looking idiots, their names were Axel, Roxas, Demyx and Luzord. They had a goal... A single goal... Get a cow pregnant! But how could they get that big thing pregnant? They thinked year after year after year... Until! Luxord came with the idea of using a rabid tasmanian tiger to pregnant it. They all agreeded and departed to Larxene Farms. At the farm they finally manage to make the tasmanian tiger pregnant the cow. Nine months later, a baby was borned... It was... Saix! They said themselves... "NO WONDER SAIX IS BIPOLAR!" They raised him and named him Polly The CowTiger Saix von Lotta Mad the berseker the cow fourth. After the ending I found a pie, it had a tag that said "To my Private Toy Sora, from Riku kisses". I tasted the pie and it was... It was... IT WAS APPLE PIE FROM McFUZZHEARTS!!! I used a Mr. Dirt to clean my tongue and... Nothing happened! I called Dr. Zexion, but he was accused of mixing drugs with comedy. I had no choice... I had to visit... "HIM"! Across the street ther was a man named Marluxia... Appereantly, the Grim Reaper got pregnant a gay gardener... How? I heard the story from the gardener... He said he had to get his butt operated due to "Loss of dignity". But, that's not the case... That guy got pregnant about many gardener womens and he always stares at me like I was somekind of egomaniac. I MUST get to him! I crossed the street and... AND! -END-

07/10/08, 02:58 AM	#2
ZetsubouBilly Tomerarenai Eraser Rain Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The New World Age: 15 Posts: 1,122 Rep Power: 3	Re: Kingdom Hearts RANDOMNESS wow......... the title says it all........ u should probably get help......... jk

07/10/08, 11:37 PM	#6
Miles Edgeworth cOfFeE mAnIaC Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: somewhere Posts: 1,238 Rep Power: 2	Re: Kingdom Hearts RANDOMNESS Chapter 1: Marluxia Across The Street I arrived at the door to Marluxia's house and... And.. AND! Flowers came out of the door. From the darkness of the house a man in a black cloak with a pink scythe welcomed me. I entered the house and... EVERYTHING WAS PINK WITH FLOWERS!!! Just when Marluxia stored his cloak in the closet I saw him... WITH HIPPY CLOTHES!!! After that I fainted and I was nuded with a flower in my little key. I wondered myself if I had been violated. Just when I was gonna leave the room, Marluxa entered. He told me that I got violated... By his cousin Marluxiana. He told me that I got her pregnant. I was like... WHA?! After that I left the house. I received a call from my MotoKRAIZER V2.0, it was from Dr. Zexion, appereantly he was fonally out of jail because he was helped by Lawyerpants, his lawyer. He told me to meet him at the Dark Alley. I arrived and found him wearing his usual black doctor coat. He examined my tongue and told me that it was an alergi reaction to milk. I tolf him that the cake I ate didn't had milk. He replied and told me that it wasn't the milk that comes from cows nor goats. After that I fainted and was in a laghting circle because I had no clothes. From the circle the only person I manage to recognise was Kairi. I saw myself and... and... AND! -END-

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