so uh

Just as Planned · 05/31/08, 02:14 PM

I was coming home from Akiba (Yamanote line) and I saw this beautiful woman! (*´Д`)ﾊｧﾊｧ She was reading a book, although, I can't exactly remember the title... OTL But the point still remains that she was very beautiful! ryryry

And then out of nowhere, this drunk... FAGGOT, OLD MAN comes out of nowhere and starts harassing her! ( ﾟДﾟ) I think he even mumbled for her to suck his **** of sorts! She looked so helpless ;; So I stood up and told him "please stop that" and then he hit me with his beer bottle and I said "ow" and pushed him on his back and then the train attendees took him away and then the woman asked me for my name! (*´Д`)ﾊｧﾊｧ I did, and then got off at my stop immediately after. I went home, got yelled at for the bump on my head, and then went to sleep.

After a few days of work, and watching some Marimite, this package comes in the mail, from the woman on the train! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! I opened it, and the packaged turned out to contain a set of teacups from Hermès (which is pretty wtf considering how i hate the french but okay) and, what's this, a PHONE NUMBER on the delivery tag!

SO YEAH I HAVE TEACUPS AND THIS WOMAN POSSIBLY WANTS MY DONG WHAT THE **** DO I DO

HadesDragon · 05/31/08, 02:23 PM

How old was the woman? :v

ifly · 05/31/08, 02:24 PM

first of all i would like to congrants u for being brave enough to tell him to stop even thought u knew he was drunk so he could hit u or something....Anyway i think its great to continue with the girl. All the story seems like its from a movie or something yay! Sow cool! *eh-em* so um...good luck ;3

Leonard · 05/31/08, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by HadesDragon

How old was the woman? :v

That, and how old are you? :v

Cameron · 05/31/08, 04:19 PM

Quote:

That, and how old are you? :v

More importantly, I thought you had a hot girlfriend D:

Just as Planned · 05/31/08, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Kid A

More importantly, I thought you had a hot girlfriend D:

And you haven't heard of the train man

Cameron · 05/31/08, 05:24 PM

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And you haven't heard of the train man

japanese cultural references elude me :<

Royale · 05/31/08, 07:43 PM

She probably gave you her number so you could return the teacups if you didn't like them.

**Guardian Soul** · 05/31/08, 08:42 PM

So uh...

Call her then.

Infinite Nova · 05/31/08, 08:45 PM

Stick it in her pooper.

End of discussion.

_Nadie_ · 05/31/08, 11:33 PM

if you want... do her, she's all yours.

**Sir Meta Knight** · 06/01/08, 03:27 AM

was I the only one who got that

really, people =(

**violent_anger** · 06/01/08, 04:17 AM

got wat? i'm so lost >.>

howd she get ur adress??

Changed Name · 06/01/08, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by violent_anger

got wat? i'm so lost >.>

howd she get ur adress??

The woman asked for his name, then used the internet to find his MySpace to stalk him or something like that.

Johnny Stooge · 06/01/08, 07:25 AM

GO FOR IT, SON. ****ING GO FOR IT.

JUMP THOSE BONES AND ****ING GRIND THEM.

05/31/08, 02:14 PM	#1
Just as Planned Organization Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Faggot Barn Posts: 432 Rep Power: 2	so uh I was coming home from Akiba (Yamanote line) and I saw this beautiful woman! (´Д`)ﾊｧﾊｧ She was reading a book, although, I can't exactly remember the title... OTL But the point still remains that she was very beautiful! ryryry And then out of nowhere, this drunk... FAGGOT, OLD MAN comes out of nowhere and starts harassing her! ( ﾟДﾟ) I think he even mumbled for her to suck his *** of sorts! She looked so helpless ;; So I stood up and told him "please stop that" and then he hit me with his beer bottle and I said "ow" and pushed him on his back and then the train attendees took him away and then the woman asked me for my name! (´Д`)ﾊｧﾊｧ I did, and then got off at my stop immediately after. I went home, got yelled at for the bump on my head, and then went to sleep. After a few days of work, and watching some Marimite, this package comes in the mail, from the woman on the train! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! I opened it, and the packaged turned out to contain a set of teacups from Hermès (which is pretty wtf considering how i hate the french but okay) and, what's this, a PHONE NUMBER on the delivery tag! SO YEAH I HAVE TEACUPS AND THIS WOMAN POSSIBLY WANTS MY DONG WHAT THE *** DO I DO

05/31/08, 02:23 PM	#2
HadesDragon HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Join Date: May 2007 Location: Plotting. Posts: 6,241 Rep Power: 13	Re: so uh How old was the woman? :v

05/31/08, 02:24 PM	#3
ifly Keyblade Wielder Join Date: May 2007 Location: BOUU Age: 14 Posts: 311 Rep Power: 0	Re: so uh first of all i would like to congrants u for being brave enough to tell him to stop even thought u knew he was drunk so he could hit u or something....Anyway i think its great to continue with the girl. All the story seems like its from a movie or something yay! Sow cool! eh-em so um...good luck ;3

05/31/08, 07:43 PM	#8
Royale #vajayjay Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: lol, bitch Age: 17 Posts: 2,109 Rep Power: 6	Re: so uh She probably gave you her number so you could return the teacups if you didn't like them.

05/31/08, 08:42 PM	#9
Guardian Soul Liviloo. ♥ Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Scarborough, Ontario Age: 16 Posts: 3,275 Rep Power: 8	Re: so uh So uh... Call her then.

05/31/08, 08:45 PM	#10
Infinite Nova God By Default Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: omnomnom wazzup g Age: 14 Posts: 2,456 Rep Power: 7	Re: so uh Stick it in her pooper. End of discussion.

05/31/08, 11:33 PM	#11
_Nadie_ Twilight Knight Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Palais de Versailles, Francia Age: 17 Posts: 765 Rep Power: 3	Re: so uh if you want... do her, she's all yours.

06/01/08, 03:27 AM	#12
Sir Meta Knight this is why fi sucks Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: over the rainbow Posts: 3,184 Rep Power: 5	Re: so uh was I the only one who got that really, people =(

06/01/08, 04:17 AM	#13
violent_anger Think smaller, more legs. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Blowing up The storm's around. In a silence Have a better dream. There is an end but it's endless. Age: 15 Posts: 6,818 Rep Power: 10	Re: so uh got wat? i'm so lost >.> howd she get ur adress??

06/01/08, 07:25 AM	#15
Johnny Stooge Agent of Chaos Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Australia. Age: 17 Posts: 2,935 Rep Power: 7	Re: so uh GO FOR IT, SON. **ING GO FOR IT. JUMP THOSE BONES AND **ING GRIND THEM.

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