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Old March 27th, 2009, 10:38 PM   #1
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We can understand getting turned on at the car wash if a bunch of soaked, bikini-clad babes are squeezing their sponges over your windshield, but something more mysterious must have triggered it for a Michigan man who was recently arrested for "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a drive-through car wash.

The 29-year-old Hoover lover was arrested Thursday about 90 miles northwest of Detroit, after a resident reported suspicious activity at the car wash around 6:45 a.m. We're not sure what alerted the resident to the sexy goings-on in the car wash (the sweet sounds of Marvin Gaye?) but an approaching officer caught the man in the act and promptly arrested him.

Not since Buster's torrid affair with the robot vacuum cleaner on "Arrested Development" have we heard such a touching story of love between man and machine. At least the chances are good that the perpetrator will end up on janitorial staff in prison, where he will be reunited with the object of his affection.



Afternote:

I looked up some more info on the place. Apparently the place was called. Fill-N-Wash
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Old March 27th, 2009, 10:40 PM   #2
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

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Old March 27th, 2009, 10:42 PM   #3
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Great way to spend an afternoon.
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Old March 27th, 2009, 10:47 PM   #4
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He must feel like shit, all over the internet with his "hobby". A hobby that makes us laugh our ass of.
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i never knew this was against the law
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that doesn't even feel that good
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Having sex out in the open?

with a vaccum?
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holy shit i didn't know you were that stupid.
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how many years do u get for that? rofl.
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Shit, he just did it out in the open. He's not only funny, but an idiot too.
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Wasn't he in his car?
Still, if the car is out in the open public.

But wow.. That man must have been pretty twisted in his mind :/
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Alright . . . slow date night?

I mean really, a vacuum? There's gotta be a better way.

Of course the best part is the charge. "Receiving sexual favors from a vacuum." I swear, one day vacuum soliciting will end
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