1up Show Talks new KH Games!

*monkeybutt* · 09-24-2007, 11:12 PM

Okay, so this week's 1UP Show went over TGS, and they were discussing the SE booth, which Shane was in charge of. For those of you that dont know, Shane is one of EGM's editors, commonly reffered to as mangod around the internet. (XD) Shane is also the one that broke the rumor on the multiple KH games, no one believed him at the time, but he ended up right. He is talking about KH and its unveling at TGS on the 1UP Show (which is an internet podcast). I dont know the other guys on the shows names, so I only wrote out shane's name. Warning: There is cursing.

Shane: So the other big announcement, was the new Kingdom Hearts properties. So they started with the Mobile one, and that one's called, Kingdom Hearts Coded. And it looks kind of crazy, like your bringing up these hacking things, and like your hacking a game, and like putting in digits--err I really couldnt understand it, but it had really good graphics for a cell phone game...erm we're never going to see it.

laughter

Shane: And then they announced the DS game, which has the most amazing title...Kingdom Hearts...

Guy: OH MY GOD!!

Shane: Kingdom Hearts...379...Over 2....days...

Guy: I think you got the numbers wrong, but you got...ya the idea right.

SHane: And apparently if you do that improper fraction and work that out, the number...that number has...

Dude: You know what...

Dude: I just wanna say, cuz I'm not on this show every week, this is my one chance...THAT IS THE MOST RETARDED NAME I HAVE EVER HEARD FOR A GAME.

Shane: But apparently with that number, if you do the improper math with that fraction, then that number has like a cosmic significance to like Nomura.

mocking

laughing

"This is failing..."

Dude: Who is naming shit at Square Enix...

discussion on other funny SE game names

Shane: If you like...knew how important Kingdom Hearts is...oh your like "Stop talking about it!" (mocking him) It's like more popular then Final Fantasy these days, alright?! So anyway, the DS game - which no one could see - so people wanna hear this, so SHUT THE **** UP. [at the other two making fun of the game]

laughter

Shane: So Kingdom Hearts for DS, it takes place between 2 and 3. And you play as like...

Dude: 2...and 3?

Shane: Ya...I mean...ya...

Dude: Wait....

Shane: After 2...before the next one.

Dude: Okay.

Dude2: Well, 3 hasnt been actually announced...

Shane: The problem was, when they first started showing this trailer, they were showing cutscenes, and the cutscenes looked about like PS2 quality. And we werent sure...maybe this is in game..it looks amazing! But it was just FMV in PS2 graphics, and when they showed the actual game, it was like....OOOOOOOH.....

Dude: So same characters, what?

Shane: No, you play as like Roxas, but he's grown up. He's the alternate reality version of Sora, and like based off a part of his soul...its all really confusing...

more laughter and joking

Shane: But it's an action game like Kingdom Hearts, it looks like Kingdom Hearts, just with bad graphics.

Dude: Why bad graphics?

Shane: Cuz its on the DS, and it's in full 3D. The reason it has bad graphics is cuz of 4 player wifi...so that's the problem.

-talk about more SE games with bad graphics-

Shane: Eh...DS not made for 3d. Then they showed the PSP kingdom hearts. It looked REALLY REALLY COOL. Its a prequel, its like very different, it's really serious. It's made by the crisis core team and uses the crisis core engine, so it has really good graphics. I think this one looks really good...its called...erm...something of sleep, its a silly title too, but it looks really really cool

-goes back into FF discussion of FF13-

swizzle · 09-24-2007, 11:25 PM

hmm, they really like mocking the kh titles, lol, wbut who can blame them? Nomaru, and hte naming people, made it too easy. well, at least BBS got a well, okay reveiw. half of the time they didn't even know what they were talking about, but i think they made it that way on purpose to be...funny?

*monkeybutt* · 09-24-2007, 11:28 PM

Ya, there show is for game news and discussion and just to goof off. xD I'm happy Shane stood up for KH though.

swizzle · 09-24-2007, 11:30 PM

lol, yea im glad that SOMEBODY stood up for kh, i thought it was gonna get bad mouthed into the ground...

Saphirawings · 09-24-2007, 11:31 PM

Sound like these peoples don't know what the h*** their talking about.

swizzle · 09-25-2007, 12:21 AM

im sure that they did some research on the games, but im thinking that they were just acting dumb for laughs.

09-24-2007, 11:12 PM	#1
monkeybutt Monkeybutt INC Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Monkeybutt INC Posts: 3,607 Rep Power: 10	1up Show Talks new KH Games! Okay, so this week's 1UP Show went over TGS, and they were discussing the SE booth, which Shane was in charge of. For those of you that dont know, Shane is one of EGM's editors, commonly reffered to as mangod around the internet. (XD) Shane is also the one that broke the rumor on the multiple KH games, no one believed him at the time, but he ended up right. He is talking about KH and its unveling at TGS on the 1UP Show (which is an internet podcast). I dont know the other guys on the shows names, so I only wrote out shane's name. Warning: There is cursing. Shane: So the other big announcement, was the new Kingdom Hearts properties. So they started with the Mobile one, and that one's called, Kingdom Hearts Coded. And it looks kind of crazy, like your bringing up these hacking things, and like your hacking a game, and like putting in digits--err I really couldnt understand it, but it had really good graphics for a cell phone game...erm we're never going to see it. laughter Shane: And then they announced the DS game, which has the most amazing title...Kingdom Hearts... Guy: OH MY GOD!! Shane: Kingdom Hearts...379...Over 2....days... Guy: I think you got the numbers wrong, but you got...ya the idea right. SHane: And apparently if you do that improper fraction and work that out, the number...that number has... Dude: You know what... Dude: I just wanna say, cuz I'm not on this show every week, this is my one chance...THAT IS THE MOST RETARDED NAME I HAVE EVER HEARD FOR A GAME. Shane: But apparently with that number, if you do the improper math with that fraction, then that number has like a cosmic significance to like Nomura. mocking laughing "This is failing..." Dude: Who is naming shit at Square Enix... discussion on other funny SE game names Shane: If you like...knew how important Kingdom Hearts is...oh your like "Stop talking about it!" (mocking him) It's like more popular then Final Fantasy these days, alright?! So anyway, the DS game - which no one could see - so people wanna hear this, so SHUT THE **** UP. [at the other two making fun of the game] laughter Shane: So Kingdom Hearts for DS, it takes place between 2 and 3. And you play as like... Dude: 2...and 3? Shane: Ya...I mean...ya... Dude: Wait.... Shane: After 2...before the next one. Dude: Okay. Dude2: Well, 3 hasnt been actually announced... Shane: The problem was, when they first started showing this trailer, they were showing cutscenes, and the cutscenes looked about like PS2 quality. And we werent sure...maybe this is in game..it looks amazing! But it was just FMV in PS2 graphics, and when they showed the actual game, it was like....OOOOOOOH..... Dude: So same characters, what? Shane: No, you play as like Roxas, but he's grown up. He's the alternate reality version of Sora, and like based off a part of his soul...its all really confusing... more laughter and joking Shane: But it's an action game like Kingdom Hearts, it looks like Kingdom Hearts, just with bad graphics. Dude: Why bad graphics? Shane: Cuz its on the DS, and it's in full 3D. The reason it has bad graphics is cuz of 4 player wifi...so that's the problem. -talk about more SE games with bad graphics- Shane: Eh...DS not made for 3d. Then they showed the PSP kingdom hearts. It looked REALLY REALLY COOL. Its a prequel, its like very different, it's really serious. It's made by the crisis core team and uses the crisis core engine, so it has really good graphics. I think this one looks really good...its called...erm...something of sleep, its a silly title too, but it looks really really cool -goes back into FF discussion of FF13-

09-24-2007, 11:25 PM	#2
swizzle You are such a drag.. Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: With Chuck Norris in IMAGINATIONLAND A.K.A:Canada, BC Age: 16 Posts: 1,428 Rep Power: 3	Re: 1up Show Talks new KH Games! hmm, they really like mocking the kh titles, lol, wbut who can blame them? Nomaru, and hte naming people, made it too easy. well, at least BBS got a well, okay reveiw. half of the time they didn't even know what they were talking about, but i think they made it that way on purpose to be...funny?

09-24-2007, 11:28 PM	#3
monkeybutt Monkeybutt INC Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Monkeybutt INC Posts: 3,607 Rep Power: 10	Re: 1up Show Talks new KH Games! Ya, there show is for game news and discussion and just to goof off. xD I'm happy Shane stood up for KH though.

09-24-2007, 11:30 PM	#4
swizzle You are such a drag.. Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: With Chuck Norris in IMAGINATIONLAND A.K.A:Canada, BC Age: 16 Posts: 1,428 Rep Power: 3	Re: 1up Show Talks new KH Games! lol, yea im glad that SOMEBODY stood up for kh, i thought it was gonna get bad mouthed into the ground...

09-24-2007, 11:31 PM	#5
Saphirawings Mewtwo The Wise Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: With Mewtwo in the Kingdom Hearts Universe Posts: 1,519 Rep Power: 3	Re: 1up Show Talks new KH Games! Sound like these peoples don't know what the h*** their talking about.

09-25-2007, 12:21 AM	#6
swizzle You are such a drag.. Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: With Chuck Norris in IMAGINATIONLAND A.K.A:Canada, BC Age: 16 Posts: 1,428 Rep Power: 3	Re: 1up Show Talks new KH Games! im sure that they did some research on the games, but im thinking that they were just acting dumb for laughs.

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